@catsalad@infosec.exchange2025-10-06 20:30:05
"Did you know cats enjoy tuna, and it makes their breath smell 5 times better afterwards?"
@catsalad@infosec.exchange2025-10-06 20:30:05
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2025-09-21 16:08:34
Keyboard folks be like: "QWERTY is slowing you down! You need to switch layouts to type faster!"
The cat on my lap, preventing me from typing faster: "Sure, human."
@ruari@velocipederider.com2025-08-15 11:54:34
My wife is not working today and was out shopping. She bought some new jeans and when she got home she took a picture of herself in our hallway mirror and asked what I thought. I immediately noticed our cat walking behind her. So I just replied, "Sorry, hard to say as I am distracted looking at your pussy." I saw here typing for a while and then eventually she stopped and posted a message saying, "Very funny 😉". She did look good in the jeans though and I made sure to tel…