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@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-17 13:56:55

yeah remember how I needed to go to sleep to have energy for whatever nonsense
did not anticipate one of the nonsenses being my friend waking me up at 9:30am and asking if I can be out of the room in 15 so he can use it as a nice background for his job interview lmao
I SHOULDA GONE TO SLEEP AT A REAL TIME :omega_laugh:

Science hasn't figured this one out. Male scientists don't want to know what's coming up for themselves. Women scientists know, but they're being suppressed. mastodonapp.uk/@tobestewart/11

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-10-19 15:40:49

Waking up to the entire house smelling of grapes. 😋
#driedfruit #dehydrator #fruit #harvest
🍇

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-10-13 06:24:23

Recently, I've been waking up at or around 3am every day. And I then can't get back to sleep.
I have zero idea what's causing it 😩
#Sleep #insomnia

@Demirramon@cyberfurz.social
2025-12-12 06:45:25

Oooggghhh I'm sick as fuck and it doesn't even let me sleep. I keep waking up way earlier than expected feeling so dry and beaten up I can't fall asleep again. I just slept like 4 hours 💀

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 16:58:08

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #Shitpost #Shitposting

 lizzibennet 
waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun.
good morning sky. good morning evergrowing
festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good
morning birds
@blackknight95857669@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-12 21:14:33

The Invincible (Multi, XP'd on PC/Linux)
Based on the classic novel, you play as Yasna, a biologist, who wakes up on an alien planet not quite sure how or why she got there. After reestablishing contact with her orbiting Astrogator, she sets off to find her fellow crew on an eerily quiet and hostile feeling planet.
This is a HardcoreTM Waking Sim. Sprint nets you like a 10% speed boost, lol. However my time to credits is 9hrs, so it's not a long game, but it can be SL…

@samerfarha@mastodon.social
2025-12-07 23:34:04

So am I the sort of crazy person who picks up astro photography and then decides to wreck a week’s worth of sleep to maybe get a tiny fuzzy image of Murcury?

A screen shot from the Sky Guide app showing that today was probably the best day to see Mercury. Why they sent this notification 13 hours after the ideal time is beyond me, but I’m considering waking up tomorrow to do it.
@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-10-01 11:35:09

I love waking up to the smell of a fresh ChatGPT Pulse in the morning.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-01 12:55:29

Americans are rightly waking up -- much of higher education is now a scam (New York Post)
nypost.com/2025/11/30/opinion/
memeorandum.com/251201/p12#a25

@gscherer2@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-27 14:59:27

Juvenile Pacific Seagull, waking up from a nap, Moonstone Beach, Cambria, California, USA. October,2025. OM1 M.Zuiko 300mm F4 MC14. #moonstonebeach #cambria #seagull

Close up of the head, neck, and upper back of a Juvenile pacific seagull. The bird has a scattering of brown feathers mixed in with mostly white feathers.  It is looking to the right over its shoulder, after being (inadvertently) disturbed by an obnoxious photographer.  The background is out of focus green, tan, and blue.
@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2025-09-30 06:57:07

Good morning! I forgot to leave the windows open last night and now I’m so dehydrated I feel like I’m waking up from 32 years in cryosleep

@hynek@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 06:17:29

sickos.gif
garymarcus.substack.com/p/a-tr

@randy_@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-01 14:51:51

Contract with the Devil Himself.
Imagine waking up one random morning and deciding you want to become a pilot. Or a firefighter. In my small brain, that’s a normal dream.
But imagine you wake up and decide to become a dentist!
Any empathetic person on this flying rock would never willingly choose one of those Satan-worshipping professions. Hurting people all day long, using the creepiest tools the world has to offer — high-pitched drills, that little vacuum in the corner of y…

@juliangro@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-06 23:05:21

@… waking up and asking why it is so cold.

Air conditioning remote displaying -125°C.

An earthquake with a magnitude of 4.3 rocked the San Francisco Bay Area early Monday, waking up many people,
with more 22,000 saying they felt it, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.
The quake was centered in Berkeley and struck at 2:56 a.m. with a depth of about 4.8 miles.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-07 03:43:01

OK well I feel yuckier than expected and have grand ambitions of waking up early so im gonna see if it's actually possible for me to fall asleep before 11pm

@joe@toot.works
2025-09-24 11:57:23

I gave myself the best possible chance to sleep last night. I took something before going to bed, I set the thermostat to 68°, and took something to get back to sleep after waking up.
I should have just opened all the windows.

@jensilber@mastodon.social
2025-11-22 15:35:43

In the 1980s there were a lot of television ads that showed how people might use technology in the future.
I remember one that showed a woman waking up in bed and (I think) speaking to the computer across the room to ask for the news and weather. The part that struck me odd then wasn't the use of voice command, it was the idea of wanting to interact with a computer right away in one's bedroom, before even having coffee or seeing sunlight. And now here we are.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-23 10:47:48

Hey man, whatever you're into, be happy

SAM HARRIS WAKING UP ... WITH TWO BUDDHIST MONKS
@shanmukhateja@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-27 16:26:35

#Qt QtCreator keeps crashing after waking from suspend.
I tracked it to `Debugger` extension. When I disabled `Debugger` extension and it's dependent `CMakeProjectManager`, the crash went away.
Does anyone know why this happens?
I'm on Manjaro up-to-date (stable branch ). Willing to provide more info and test things.
This is very annoying.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-12 14:47:41

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Elastica:
🎵 Waking Up
#Elastica
open.spotify.com/track/4Gz79kV

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-01 06:19:35

waking up early cuz from 8am-4pm im playing a drinking game with all my teams that are playing today
except ima be drinking water cuz im gonna be @…'s most powerful hydro homie today
team wins? FINISH THE HYDROFLASK
im gonna piss 32 times today :anidab_right:

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-03 15:39:33
Content warning: periods

the absolute hubris of thinking nah it was just the tiniest bit of spotting in the morning, ill be fine and then ofc waking up in a blood puddle

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-03 02:13:25

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6Musics90sForever
Elastica:
🎵 Waking Up
#Elastica
open.spotify.com/track/4Gz79kV

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-24 06:36:25

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Elastica:
🎵 Waking Up
#Elastica
open.spotify.com/track/4Gz79kV

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-20 05:36:40

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Elastica:
🎵 Waking Up
#Elastica
open.spotify.com/track/4Gz79kV