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@gscherer2@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-27 14:59:27

Juvenile Pacific Seagull, waking up from a nap, Moonstone Beach, Cambria, California, USA. October,2025. OM1 M.Zuiko 300mm F4 MC14. #moonstonebeach #cambria #seagull

Close up of the head, neck, and upper back of a Juvenile pacific seagull. The bird has a scattering of brown feathers mixed in with mostly white feathers. It is looking to the right over its shoulder, after being (inadvertently) disturbed by an obnoxious photographer. The background is out of focus green, tan, and blue.

@fell@ma.fellr.net
2025-08-28 01:13:08

"Sure, we can take the flight at 6:00." said Felix. Little did he know that that meant waking up at 3:00 because flying is awesome but everything around it sucks.

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-10-28 12:24:58

🔱 How to Overturn an Oligarchy
#politics

How to Overturn an Oligarchy
We've had some real victories. The FTC is looking into fire truck monopolization, California passed a law against coercion machines, and lobbyists took a big loss last month. America is waking up.

@lukem@hachyderm.io
2025-08-21 05:07:10

Content warning: mh

I started the day early, with lots of gratitude.
Maybe staying up too late and then not getting up immediately after waking up was the problem after all.

@cdarwin@c.im
2025-09-22 15:11:39

An earthquake with a magnitude of 4.3 rocked the San Francisco Bay Area early Monday, waking up many people,
with more 22,000 saying they felt it, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.
The quake was centered in Berkeley and struck at 2:56 a.m. with a depth of about 4.8 miles.

4.3 earthquake centered in Berkeley shakes Bay Area: USGS
Did you feel it? A magnitude 4.3 earthquake struck in Berkeley on the Hayward Fault early Monday morning and shook most of the Bay Area. Video shows items knocked off of shelves at several East Bay stores.

@joe@toot.works
2025-09-24 11:57:23

I gave myself the best possible chance to sleep last night. I took something before going to bed, I set the thermostat to 68°, and took something to get back to sleep after waking up.
I should have just opened all the windows.

@finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-22 07:31:41

2nd day of waking up hours before my clock because DNS server randomly decided to piss off...

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-11 15:45:22

Remember to stay hydrated, my peeps

4 panel stick figure comic. First panel shows someone filling up their water container. Second panel shows another person zooming in to the refill station. Third shows the person that zoomed over slurping on the water stream that's filling up the first person's container while the first person yells, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
Last panel is that person waking up from a dream with a confused look on their face.

@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-08-18 18:33:11

Prosecutor's release 42,000 word response to That 70's Show star #DannyMasterson's appeal to be released from 30 yr #California #prison term on forcible rape & drugging charges.
The details are not prett…

Four women testified that
appellant forcibly raped
them between 2000 and
2003. He would typically
hand them a drink and
within minutes they
experienced symptoms of
drugging and lost
consciousness, waking up
in tremendous pain and
circumstances suggesting
he had raped them.

The Underground Bunker

The state's entire 42,000-word response to Danny Masterson's unrepentant criminal appeal

The next morning, appellant was gone. A
friend picked up [Jane Doe 1] and took her to
her car. [Jane Doe 1] said she and appellant had
sex, but she did not mention the anal
penetration. She was feeling confused, hurt,
stunned, and “really, really ashamed.” Her anus
burned for days, and she had pain on her right
side. She went to the doctor for the pain on her
side, but did not mention the anal penetration.
She believed she was really drunk that night,
not drugged.

[Jane Doe 1] told her “very c…

@comex@mas.to
2025-09-16 18:25:44

Just got my first Sleep Score after updating to watchOS 26. It says I got a “High” quality sleep last night. In reality my sleep was awful; kept waking up and couldn’t fall back asleep. Not a good first impression.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-17 13:56:55

yeah remember how I needed to go to sleep to have energy for whatever nonsense
did not anticipate one of the nonsenses being my friend waking me up at 9:30am and asking if I can be out of the room in 15 so he can use it as a nice background for his job interview lmao
I SHOULDA GONE TO SLEEP AT A REAL TIME :omega_laugh:

@davej@dice.camp
2025-09-17 09:03:09

Truly a wizard. Getting bromelain and pectin to play well together is difficult, even with magic. https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:op2cif7ntriczcmdabnltyvt/post/3lyzhv6hrdd2j

a wizard (@towerwizard.bsky.social)
The little cat steps on the wizard's hand, waking him up. He goes to make waffles with pineapple jam and put some fish out for the little cat. As he makes tea, the air fills with the smell of huckleberry. He opens the packages and letters the dragon brought over breakfast.

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-10-13 06:24:23

Recently, I've been waking up at or around 3am every day. And I then can't get back to sleep.
I have zero idea what's causing it 😩
#Sleep #insomnia

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2025-09-18 09:14:11

* Search keywords in the Address Field: use tags like @.tabs, @.bookmarks, @.history to quickly filter.
* Upgraded ad-blocker: new popup-rules to stop annoying windows/tabs, while letting legit behaviors through.
* Swipe gestures on Windows: trackpad/touch swipes for back/forward.
* Better performance for “hibernated” tabs: waking them up faster.

@Stomata@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-15 14:26:37

Just imagine waking up at midnight and remembering you have an actual 'Human Skeleton' under your bed that belonged to an actual human 💀

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-10-01 11:35:09

I love waking up to the smell of a fresh ChatGPT Pulse in the morning.

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2025-09-16 02:55:35

Waking up at 3am and then not getting back to sleep is so annoying!

@blackknight95857669@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-12 21:14:33

The Invincible (Multi, XP'd on PC/Linux)
Based on the classic novel, you play as Yasna, a biologist, who wakes up on an alien planet not quite sure how or why she got there. After reestablishing contact with her orbiting Astrogator, she sets off to find her fellow crew on an eerily quiet and hostile feeling planet.
This is a HardcoreTM Waking Sim. Sprint nets you like a 10% speed boost, lol. However my time to credits is 9hrs, so it's not a long game, but it can be SL…

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2025-09-30 06:57:07

Good morning! I forgot to leave the windows open last night and now I’m so dehydrated I feel like I’m waking up from 32 years in cryosleep

@randy_@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-01 14:51:51

Contract with the Devil Himself.
Imagine waking up one random morning and deciding you want to become a pilot. Or a firefighter. In my small brain, that’s a normal dream.
But imagine you wake up and decide to become a dentist!
Any empathetic person on this flying rock would never willingly choose one of those Satan-worshipping professions. Hurting people all day long, using the creepiest tools the world has to offer — high-pitched drills, that little vacuum in the corner of y…

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-10-19 15:40:49

Waking up to the entire house smelling of grapes. 😋
#driedfruit #dehydrator #fruit #harvest
🍇

@PwnieFan@infosec.exchange
2025-09-02 13:00:38

Good morning! Here is a bee waking up and stretching. This week I learned that this is the season you see a lot of bees sleeping on flowers. Many of them are male bees who are not welcome back in the hive. They live short lives where hopefully they get to mate before the end of the season. A shame they're reduced to only being breeders. This is actually a post about feminism.

bee stretching in the morning looks like he's scratching his head

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