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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-20 17:52:24

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Fruit Bats:
🎵 Waking Up in Los Angeles
#FruitBats
fruit-bats.bandcamp.com/album/
open.spotify.com/track/5lAPEbb

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-06-19 13:21:01
Content warning: nightmare, bodily fluids, gender, don't open

today's nightmare: an extremely vivid and detailed first-person view of having a miscarriage while some cop takes an unusual amount of interest in my body and makes remarks. complete with waking up with relevant phantom pain
that's a new one for me i hope it doesn't become a trend

@jake4480@c.im
2025-07-20 19:46:28

People complain about having boring lives, but there might be something to be said for that if the alternative can be mysteriously waking up in a crackhouse without your shirt or shoes

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-07-15 18:44:14

Remembering you have a big batch of freshly laundered clothes is like waking up to Christmas.

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2025-06-14 12:55:41

“Iranians all around the world are waking up terrified today.
“While the media talk as if Israel has somehow just attacked the Iranian state, it’s not true. Most neighbourhoods in Tehran were attacked.”
Israel’s ‘reckless strikes’ on Iran are a ‘threat to the safety of humankind across the world’ | Morning Star

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-13 16:18:48

Glad some MAGA folks are finally waking up to #Trump's lies & deception...
...but now that y'all have taken the red pill, just imagine how much he's LIED to date.
Ex: DYK his dumb bill still fully taxes #SocialSecurity & horrifically slashes

@evemassacre@assemblag.es
2025-05-12 14:06:32

One of those days.
tw depression
evemassacre.de/blog/2025/05/12

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-09 19:13:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Fruit Bats:
🎵 Waking Up in Los Angeles
#FruitBats
fruit-bats.bandcamp.com/album/
open.spotify.com/track/5lAPEbb

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-11 00:41:24

Ugh. She lost a tooth today at camp, and put it under her pilllow.. But she has *5* pillows on her bed, so "the tooth fairy" will have to do quite a bit of hunting around without waking her up.

@robpike@hachyderm.io
2025-04-29 01:04:55

In a valiant attempt to keep the world at bay, I have been doing another playthrough of Mass Effect. This time, it was misbehaving in various ways in the Citadel DLC. I restarted after it froze, which unblocked things but now if I invited person A for a hangout, person B would show up. Odd things like that.
It gets better.
During the party, after talking upstairs to the group including Traynor, I walked into the bedroom where Traynor was also standing, stock-still, unresponsive, in her underwear, even though a responsive Traynor was still on the couch nearby.
In the morning, waking up (next to Garrus of course), unresponsive Traynor was still standing in the bedroom. I hope this is a first in ME history, a sort of threesome or at least voyeur party.

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2025-06-02 12:19:52

(Btw.: Been running a t14s Gen6 Intel (Lunar Lake) for a few weeks now and its a really nice machine. Battery life is good [not Macbook levels but good], device stays cool, performance is great. Kernel support isn't perfect, sometimes after waking up the processor is stuck at its lowest scaling which correct itself after a bit but it seems to be a known bug that should be fixed soonish. Neat machine.)

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-27 06:07:43

@… I don’t think it would have worked for me in my teens or early 20s. I actually had some decent success for a while switching to a 28-hour cycle, which is exactly 6 cycles in 1 normal week.
I think my natural cycle was too long, as a kid. I struggled with sleep and waking up since I was pretty small. As I’ve gotten older, I think my natural cycle has…

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-06-25 15:50:37

Mamdani's night -- Presented by With help from Amira McKee -- The political world is waking up to a shockwave. (Politico)
politico.com/newsletters/new-y
memeorandum.com/250625/p64#a25

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-05-27 20:54:19

Of course, my definition of binging is watching two episodes in a row and waking up drooling in front of the TV. So when I am saying Poker Face is binge-worthy, it means I am into my third episode for today. Time of the Monkey was better than Game of Thrones.

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-05-31 02:09:50

The closest I've come to the death row is waking up before the alarm clock.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-10 16:35:46

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Elastica:
🎵 Waking Up
#Elastica
open.spotify.com/track/4Gz79kV