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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-20 17:52:24

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Fruit Bats:
🎵 Waking Up in Los Angeles
#FruitBats
fruit-bats.bandcamp.com/album/
open.spotify.com/track/5lAPEbb

@PwnieFan@infosec.exchange
2025-09-02 13:00:38

Good morning! Here is a bee waking up and stretching. This week I learned that this is the season you see a lot of bees sleeping on flowers. Many of them are male bees who are not welcome back in the hive. They live short lives where hopefully they get to mate before the end of the season. A shame they're reduced to only being breeders. This is actually a post about feminism.

bee stretching in the morning looks like he's scratching his head
sleepy bee on some flowers
two sleepy bees on a goldenrod plant
@lukem@hachyderm.io
2025-08-21 05:07:10
Content warning: mh

I started the day early, with lots of gratitude.
Maybe staying up too late and then not getting up immediately after waking up was the problem after all.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-11 15:45:22

Remember to stay hydrated, my peeps

4 panel stick figure comic. First panel shows someone filling up their water container. Second panel shows another person zooming in to the refill station. Third shows the person that zoomed over slurping on the water stream that's filling up the first person's container while the first person yells, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
Last panel is that person waking up from a dream with a confused look on their face.
@fell@ma.fellr.net
2025-08-28 01:13:08

"Sure, we can take the flight at 6:00." said Felix. Little did he know that that meant waking up at 3:00 because flying is awesome but everything around it sucks.

@samir@functional.computer
2025-06-27 06:07:43

@… I don’t think it would have worked for me in my teens or early 20s. I actually had some decent success for a while switching to a 28-hour cycle, which is exactly 6 cycles in 1 normal week.
I think my natural cycle was too long, as a kid. I struggled with sleep and waking up since I was pretty small. As I’ve gotten older, I think my natural cycle has…

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-06-25 15:50:37

Mamdani's night -- Presented by With help from Amira McKee -- The political world is waking up to a shockwave. (Politico)
politico.com/newsletters/new-y
memeorandum.com/250625/p64#a25

@arXiv_csCG_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-23 07:52:52

Improved Wake-Up Time For Euclidean Freeze-Tag Problem
Sharareh Alipour, Arash Ahadi, Kajal Baghestani
arxiv.org/abs/2507.16269

@finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-22 07:31:41

2nd day of waking up hours before my clock because DNS server randomly decided to piss off...

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-06-19 13:21:01
Content warning: nightmare, bodily fluids, gender, don't open

today's nightmare: an extremely vivid and detailed first-person view of having a miscarriage while some cop takes an unusual amount of interest in my body and makes remarks. complete with waking up with relevant phantom pain
that's a new one for me i hope it doesn't become a trend

@jake4480@c.im
2025-07-21 02:35:01

Starting up a run of Dreamscaper on Switch to try it tonight, grabbed it for super cheap ($4.99 for 10 more days) in the eshop, it's like you're this gal and it's an isometric Diablo-esque looking thing, the combat, but it's also very dream based, you do things in the waking world and I believe you battle when you sleep. So it'll be interesting to see how it goes.

@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-08-18 18:33:11

Prosecutor's release 42,000 word response to That 70's Show star #DannyMasterson's appeal to be released from 30 yr #California #prison term on forcible rape & drugging charges.
The details are not prett…

Four women testified that
appellant forcibly raped
them between 2000 and
2003. He would typically
hand them a drink and
within minutes they
experienced symptoms of
drugging and lost
consciousness, waking up
in tremendous pain and
circumstances suggesting
he had raped them.
 The Underground Bunker

The state's entire 42,000-word response to Danny Masterson's unrepentant criminal appeal
The next morning, appellant was gone. A
friend picked up [Jane Doe 1] and took her to
her car. [Jane Doe 1] said she and appellant had
sex, but she did not mention the anal
penetration. She was feeling confused, hurt,
stunned, and “really, really ashamed.” Her anus
burned for days, and she had pain on her right
side. She went to the doctor for the pain on her
side, but did not mention the anal penetration.
She believed she was really drunk that night,
not drugged.

[Jane Doe 1] told her “very c…
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-04 15:35:59

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #SteveLamacq
Elastica:
🎵 Waking Up
#Elastica
open.spotify.com/track/4Gz79kV

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2025-06-14 12:55:41

“Iranians all around the world are waking up terrified today.
“While the media talk as if Israel has somehow just attacked the Iranian state, it’s not true. Most neighbourhoods in Tehran were attacked.”
Israel’s ‘reckless strikes’ on Iran are a ‘threat to the safety of humankind across the world’ | Morning Star

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-13 16:18:48

Glad some MAGA folks are finally waking up to #Trump's lies & deception...
...but now that y'all have taken the red pill, just imagine how much he's LIED to date.
Ex: DYK his dumb bill still fully taxes #SocialSecurity & horrifically slashes

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-09 19:13:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Fruit Bats:
🎵 Waking Up in Los Angeles
#FruitBats
fruit-bats.bandcamp.com/album/
open.spotify.com/track/5lAPEbb

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-11 00:41:24

Ugh. She lost a tooth today at camp, and put it under her pilllow.. But she has *5* pillows on her bed, so "the tooth fairy" will have to do quite a bit of hunting around without waking her up.

@jake4480@c.im
2025-07-20 19:46:28

People complain about having boring lives, but there might be something to be said for that if the alternative can be mysteriously waking up in a crackhouse without your shirt or shoes

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-10 16:35:46

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Elastica:
🎵 Waking Up
#Elastica
open.spotify.com/track/4Gz79kV