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2025-06-30 15:33:47

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Few can write as well as Peters; he is a master of the form.

Writing utensils Mark Peters has used:

1.2x4

2. bag of popcorn

3. bamboo cane

4. barbed wire

5. barbed wire-covered baseball bat

6. basketball

7. bed of nails

8. broken bottle

9. broom

10. bucket, 20 gallon

11. cardboard box

12. cardboard roll

13. candelabra (almost)

14. ceiling tiles

15. chainsaw

16. coffee, hot

17. cookie sheet

18. crutch

19. curtains

20. dumpster

21. exploding barbed wire plywood sheet

22. fi…

1985 - Mark Peters battles a vicious army of gigantic bugs.

1986 - Mark Peters finds a suitcase of drug money and goes on a spending spree.

1987 - Mark Peters peddles other people's experiences.

1988 - Mark Peters has an affair with a mysterious younger woman.

1989- Mark Peters and his warriors battle an evil dictator.

1990 - Mark Peters takes refuge on a movie set as a stuntman.

1991 - Mark Peters and a talking dinosaur solve a murder case.

1992 - Mark Peters hires a sleazy private eye …

Some of Mark Peters' nicknames:

The Father of Frozen Foods

The Father of Rock n' Roll

The Father of Science Fiction

America's Sweetie

King of the Cowboys

The Oomph Boy

The Peekaboo Boy

The Guy With The Hatchet

The Guy With The Golden Curls

Lucky

Hoagy

Buddy

Bill

Vampira

The Stalker

Gluey

Zsa Zsa

Woody

Poppy

Irondick

Dippy Dawg

Happy Rabbit

Mark Peters is better than other men because..

1. Mark Peters is happy to snuggle all night long.

2. Mark Peters rarely has prickly whiskers.

3. Mark Peters always keeps your secrets.

4. You can always buy a bigger Mark Peters.

5. Mark Peters never bores you to death with details of the games.

6. Mark Peters can hug for long periods of time.

7. Mark Peters usually smells nice and is always soft and cuddly.

8. Mark Peters hardly ever smokes and rarely even smells from tobacco.

9. Mark P…