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Over two days in October 2025, up to 10,000 people are believed to have been massacred;
a further 40,000 civilians from the Sudanese city are still unaccounted for.
Heroism, horror and the ‘pits of hell’: inside the last days of El Fasher
This is the story of what happened

@simon_lucy@mastodon.social
2026-05-24 16:57:35

#lfc
Fucking hell how did he miss the target.
Kelleher proves again what a dumb loss that was.

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-13 14:38:25

amazing piece but basically woke up in the middle of the night wondering about the unanswered question here: if book freak richard hell has been in the same wee spot since '74, what does he do when his shelves are full? does he have storage spaces like verlaine? does he deaccession at the strand? #nyc #books

@jake4480@c.im
2026-05-18 05:35:57

Just beat Deathsmiles (with a few continues). Been meaning to play it for a WHILE. Killer shooter, I mean, what Cave shooter isn't. On sale right now for 50% off, just $9.99USD - lowest I've ever seen. Highly recommend. Kill a fire god and a Tyrannosatan, just another day in the life
store.steampowere…

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-19 20:39:58

threadless having a sale again and far be it from me to tell you what to do but imagine the immense benefit to your life were you to be clothed in my nonsense
yawnty.threadless.com

four of my shirt designs: 

it was flavor-aid, actually

I bring a sort of rude vibe to the feed that @moderation.bsky.app don't really like

all landlords are parasites

I still think 10 years ago was 2000
four of my shirt designs:

autonomous zone (autozone logo parody)

i wish to be free of this flesh prison

I'm very afraid of the dark!

save me from this hell (saved by the bell parody)

Can't fault the Onion lately fucking hell
tumblr.com/theonion/8106361261

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-02 17:16:50

I couldn't care less about a bunch of rich people in Brooklyn, I just read the article for the delicious drama. However, about halfway through the article, I started to see so many #FreeSoftware parallels.
1) Volunteers spend countless unpaid hours creating/maintaining something to better their community.
2) For-profit business packages it up as part of their offering.

"I've lived in the neighborhood since November 2020, we bought a house," Ria Harracksingh, an Elite Minds parent and the school's director of operations, told Hell Gate. "So, when the garden started to really just be stonewalling us, it became not about the kids. For me, it became about, 'Hey, I pay a ton of property taxes. We pay a ton of income tax there. These dollars are going to this garden that won't even let me access it as an individual!' So it became pretty personal on that front, too."
"I think from their perspective, making noise and contacting everybody they can about this is going to speed things up," Jonathan Stead, the garden's community partnership coordinator, said. "If anything, it slowed things down because our limited time has gone to responding to them, responding to GreenThumb about accusations that they're making about us, and discussing the Post story. This is all time that we could have devoted to try and get this done."

"At the beginning, we didn't even see…
"It wasn't an option for us to continue the status quo, which was, I guess, [Elite Minds teachers] had a key and would come and go as they pleased," he said. "For organizations, it's a separate process, and it's not something community gardens have to do, but we chose to do it. It's been an enormous amount of work to try to get the process put together." Stead told Hell Gate that Urban Meadow and GreenThumb have been trading a draft of the new policy back and forth, but that due to time constra…
"Misconceptions about what community gardens even are, fundamentally, are pretty rampant," Roopa Kalyanaraman Marcello, another Urban Meadow coordinator, mused. "People just don't know that community gardens are not parks. They are very different from a New York City park. When I'm in Urban Meadow, the playground is right next door, and I see the lovely Parks Department folks in there cleaning up, taking the trash out. And I'm just like, 'I wish you would come in here and do that!' But no one h…
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-03-07 18:37:55

By far the most vital coverage during that time came from @…, who spent those chaotic nights with all hell breaking loose just roving the streets, sticking a microphone in everyone’s face and live-streaming it.
It was some of the rare coverage that actually felt like the reality I was living through. And lots of us were glued to it in the wee hours, wondering what was happening out there, wondering •who• was out there and what they were thinking, wondering if our own families were in danger.
3/

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-05-15 01:59:25

Deion: Shedeur endured 'hell' in draft, rookie yea... espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/487740

@sink@lethallava.land
2026-03-17 09:05:19

what even the hell

at least the hardback is probably a real print run, that makes me happy. as for the paperback it's by... "wisdom tree publications", which, who the fuck are they?

I'm always wary of Amazon paperbacks.

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-04-07 20:12:36

Blender mögen sinnentleerte Phrasen. Jetzt auch wissenschaftlich belegt: instagram.com/reel/DWRlF4clBEO

@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2026-05-17 11:25:12

Sonnet 119 - CXIX
What potions have I drunk of Siren tears,
Distilled from limbecks foul as hell within,
Applying fears to hopes, and hopes to fears,
Still losing when I saw myself to win!
What wretched errors hath my heart committed,
Whilst it hath thought itself so blessed never!
How have mine eyes out of their spheres been fitted,
In the distraction of this madding fever!
O benefit of ill! now I find true
That better is by evil s…

@Tupp_ed@mastodon.ie
2026-05-09 06:04:48

RE: cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog
I am going to focus on the part of this story that really matters.
What the hell kind of Ellis-Island way is that to spell Siobhšn?

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2026-05-06 00:45:09

What the hell good is Apple’s functional monopoly on the iOS App Store, EU notwithstanding, if apps send me ~6 promotional notifications a week at least

@jensilber@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 17:04:50

The urge to turn to my cubicle neighbor with the loud tic and yell "What the hell is the matter with you?!" is getting harder and harder to suppress. I don't know if it's neurological or physiological and I feel terrible being annoyed by it. But I am annoyed by it.

@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2026-04-07 22:09:00

I think I'm going to start muting anti-AI bigots. I know all the bad things about AI. Hell, I've given talks on most those points. But if you work in the technology sector, AI is a skill that we need to learn. So I started playing with it, and guess what? It's enjoyable to learn a new technology. And social media is a place to share that joy. I keep coming across folks that deeply hate AI, and I get yelled at like I'm killing baby seals. So going to starts cleansing my feed …

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-05-08 12:56:47

What the hell's happening in south Ayrshire with #ReformUKLtd coming second in Kyle, Carrick & Doon Valley?
That is not good! Although congratulations to Katie Hagmann winning it!

@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2026-05-09 02:58:02

my building is adding a $65/mo fee for Xfinity internet that I /cannot/ opt out of. what the hell. nobody asked for this. your families should shun you for the rest of your days for your wanton disregard for your residents and the callous way you present this as wondrous.

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2026-03-08 16:57:48

I need to go to Luxembourg in two weeks—and I can’t get train tickets through France anymore!?
What the hell? How long in advance do you need to book them!?

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-03-08 16:57:48

I need to go to Luxembourg in two weeks—and I can’t get train tickets through France anymore!?
What the hell? How long in advance do you need to book them!?

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-03-08 16:57:48

I need to go to Luxembourg in two weeks—and I can’t get train tickets through France anymore!?
What the hell? How long in advance do you need to book them!?

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-05-08 22:50:41

So... we did this war thing to distract from Epstein, and it blew up on our faces. Royally.
We need something to distract from the war now, snap. Hell, no, definitely NOT Epstein. What are you, nuts? No, no. Something else.
UFOs? Really? OK, fine. Let's go with that #UFO thing.

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-03-31 03:46:42

I will once again repeat what I think is a nationally winning campaign for a US opposition party (should any care to exist), now with Berlatsky’s improved phrasing:
❝If elected, I will fight like hell to:
- destroy Donald Trump, everything he has done, and everything he stands for,
- tax the living shit out of billionaires, and
- use that money to repair the damage they’ve done to the US.❞
Not saying that’s everything that needs to happen, or an entire political philosophy, or the solution to everything. Only saying that I think that — simply that — would win elections. Try it and see. You cowards. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@kctipton@mas.to
2026-02-27 05:50:11
Content warning: Rocco Schiavone s6 spoilers

Man, that was grim as hell how it all ended. It could've been resolved much sooner if what they learned at the very last had been learned like 4 episodes prior. At least Rocco sold the condo which I thought he might not ever do. I hope Lupa lives long enough to finish the series.

@Goldside543@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-14 00:24:18

well, well, well, the US is blockading the strait of hormuz now? yay I can say what Trump said :D
ahem
"Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
#trump #strait

@sink@lethallava.land
2026-04-16 14:06:16

just finished nine hours nine persons nine doors; this game is fantastic what the hell

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-05-02 17:55:16

A few years ago, I was out partying… now this is my life 🤯
What the hell happened? 🙈
#ai #coding

@portaloffreedom@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-01 09:03:44

What the hell is "gladiator 2"?

@NicolasGriseyDemengel@piaille.fr
2026-04-30 06:31:14

I've been seeing everyone complaining about #GitHub lately. Well, I totally agree. I've had to start working with it again recently. Not only are there frequent outages, but the UI is slow and buggy as hell. Buggy like in "Supporting the back button? What for?"...
#enshittification

@fennek@cyberplace.social
2026-04-03 10:27:13

What in the hell am I looking at 🧐
toot.community/@internetarchiv

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-28 17:57:47

I don’t know what the hell ICE / CBP / FBI?? / other feds are up to, but we’ve had several •huge• swarms of federal vehicles rolling out these last few days.
They aren’t doing the kinds of chaotic off-the-street kidnappings there were doing all through Dec and Jan. But they sure are up to •something•.
1/

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-05-08 22:50:41

So... we did this war thing to distract from Epstein, and it blew up on our faces. Royally.
We need something to distract from the war now, snap. Hell, no, definitely NOT Epstein. What are you, nuts? No, no. Something else.
UFOs? Really? OK, fine. Let's go with that #UFO thing.

@thesaigoneer@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-27 10:29:24

I can honestly tell you that, after spending months, possibly years on the Wayland side, going back to Xorg is indeed sheer hell. I got my big-bear suit out and hammered myself through it all, but man, what a chore.
Problem: dwm is so fucking good, patched et al, and Larry is up and running again. Hard to beat that. Tomorrow: all things setup. But st and rofi are already online, so i'm looking forward to that klutzing.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-19 10:42:33

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #VarietyMix
Ohio Players:
🎵 What the Hell
#OhioPlayers
open.spotify.com/track/2P9APRw

@gideonstar@mastodon.gideonstar.de
2026-02-27 21:44:47

RE: mastodon.social/@h4ckernews/11
What the fucking hell?

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-02-27 22:12:09

What the hell? Cane toads in Newcastle?!
#CaneToads #Newcastle #NSW #Australia