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@jensilber@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 17:04:50

The urge to turn to my cubicle neighbor with the loud tic and yell "What the hell is the matter with you?!" is getting harder and harder to suppress. I don't know if it's neurological or physiological and I feel terrible being annoyed by it. But I am annoyed by it.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-04 10:36:07

What was Mike Vrabel like in high school? A legendary competitor and 'genuine as hell' nytimes.com/athletic/7018391/2

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-02-05 10:24:36

Series D, Episode 05 - Animals
TARRANT: Don't! What the hell. Preliminary damage survey, Slave.
SLAVE: Main teleport system is damaged to a degree as yet unspecified. Navigation systems register first warning of malfunction. Main detectors show fifty percent is functional. Further damage is under assessment.
blake.t…

Over two days in October 2025, up to 10,000 people are believed to have been massacred;
a further 40,000 civilians from the Sudanese city are still unaccounted for.
Heroism, horror and the ‘pits of hell’: inside the last days of El Fasher
This is the story of what happened

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-28 17:57:47

I don’t know what the hell ICE / CBP / FBI?? / other feds are up to, but we’ve had several •huge• swarms of federal vehicles rolling out these last few days.
They aren’t doing the kinds of chaotic off-the-street kidnappings there were doing all through Dec and Jan. But they sure are up to •something•.
1/

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-01 15:00:02

comment:
A superfluous element of a source program included so the
programmer can remember what the hell it was he was doing
six months later. Only the weak-minded need them, according
to those who think they aren't.

@fennek@cyberplace.social
2026-04-03 10:27:13

What in the hell am I looking at 🧐
toot.community/@internetarchiv

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-03-31 03:46:42

I will once again repeat what I think is a nationally winning campaign for a US opposition party (should any care to exist), now with Berlatsky’s improved phrasing:
❝If elected, I will fight like hell to:
- destroy Donald Trump, everything he has done, and everything he stands for,
- tax the living shit out of billionaires, and
- use that money to repair the damage they’ve done to the US.❞
Not saying that’s everything that needs to happen, or an entire political philosophy, or the solution to everything. Only saying that I think that — simply that — would win elections. Try it and see. You cowards. fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-13 14:38:25

amazing piece but basically woke up in the middle of the night wondering about the unanswered question here: if book freak richard hell has been in the same wee spot since '74, what does he do when his shelves are full? does he have storage spaces like verlaine? does he deaccession at the strand? #nyc #books

@kctipton@mas.to
2026-02-27 05:50:11
Content warning: Rocco Schiavone s6 spoilers

Man, that was grim as hell how it all ended. It could've been resolved much sooner if what they learned at the very last had been learned like 4 episodes prior. At least Rocco sold the condo which I thought he might not ever do. I hope Lupa lives long enough to finish the series.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-24 20:23:25

NFL Combine: Ahead of Fernando Mendoza Meeting, Raiders GM Wants Next QB to be 'Tough as Hell' foxsports.com/stories/nfl/nfl-

Can't fault the Onion lately fucking hell
tumblr.com/theonion/8106361261

@jerome@jasette.facil.services
2026-02-22 19:32:57

Sad to see what's happening in #Mexico
Being a tourists there was awesome, i felt more safe than many other places i've traveled.
But how much of it was just the narcos deciding to keep the peace because it is good for business?
If they feel threatened by some governement action, all hell break loose, which is bad for the economy/tourism/etc.
And very oft…

@gideonstar@mastodon.gideonstar.de
2026-02-27 21:44:47

RE: mastodon.social/@h4ckernews/11
What the fucking hell?

@scott@carfree.city
2026-02-23 03:55:54

What's the last book you read where, if asked whether you thought reading it had been a good way to spend your time, you would not just say "Sure, I think so," but "Hell yeah!"?

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-01-09 16:36:16

Marco Rubio "is the architect of what is arguably Trump’s single most cynical policy: the scheme to appoint drug cartel bosses and their cronies atop the governments of every Latin American country, in the name of fighting drug cartels."
The Narco-Terrorist Elite - The American Prospect

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-14 23:30:34

Like the rule at my wife's old student co-op (sex in public is public sex), a speakerphone conversation in public is a public speakerphone conversation. Feel free to chime in!
mastodon.social/@EdCates/11607

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-25 07:04:30

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Good2Go:
🎵 What The Hell
#Good2Go
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@saraislet@infosec.exchange
2026-01-06 01:25:19

This article by @… squarely hits in the feels, names and articulates what's happening in the tech industry, and points towards pragmatic things we can do.
Notably — and I cannot sufficiently underscore how crucial this is — Anil spells out that power by its very definition is fundamentally requisite to enact any influence on the direction of tech. We cannot cha…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-01-07 11:26:22

"This is one aspect of what campaigners call “process as punishment”, an approach that now dominates the treatment of protest groups. Even if you are never convicted of a crime, your life is made hell if you dare, visibly and publicly, to dissent." -- @…
I can verify from the experience o…

@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-07 16:18:09

Today is going to be a good day for several large (very large) shots of Scotch.
Working with client for a test file and asked questions on how we are to set up the test environment. It hit me after I asked that I didn't even know what the hell those changes to the files were for.
I checked our current release documents and the next release documents. Zero notes on the changes. I am the release coordinator and I remember nothing on the topic for the current two releases. …

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-06 23:42:34

On the Raspberry Pi 5, the Raspberry Pi Foundation's decision to require 5v5a and essentially mandate the use of a quite nonstandard USB-C power supply to get the rated performance out of the system is fucking dumbassed to all hell and causes the device to be extremely inflexible in any application outside the most basic maker/dabbler shit. What if I want to integrate the Pi5 with a NAS? I have to put two overrides in config.txt, and then it still moans about undervoltage even when provi…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-09 18:49:22

I didn't think it was "bad"... I... I just didn't know what in the hell was going on for 2min.
Seriously... what was that?
▶️ "Good Will Dunkin' : The Pilot"
youtube.com/watch?v=x3wI8j-z3I

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-15 15:52:14

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTheLinkedIn

 ol' what's her name

@OhDionne
There's one man on my team who,
when a woman is interrupted (often),
he'll say "you were interrupted, what
were you going to say?" | respect the
hell out of him. It's not easy for women
to get the focus back in a meeting after
we're interrupted, and he knows that.
@sink@lethallava.land
2026-03-17 09:05:19

what even the hell

at least the hardback is probably a real print run, that makes me happy. as for the paperback it's by... "wisdom tree publications", which, who the fuck are they?

I'm always wary of Amazon paperbacks.

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-21 19:16:54

Here’s roughly what I told my US Senators:
“I am a resident of Minneapolis, which for the last 6 weeks has been a kind of hell. I am begging you, begging you, to do everything in your power to •stop funding this hell•.
The Department of Homeland Security has become a dangerous rogue organization. Dangerous! The correct amount of funding for the DHS under its current leadership — yes, you heard me, the •entire• DHS — is zero. ZERO.
I consider every dollar above that to be a concession. Fight.”

@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2026-01-06 21:57:30

You guys?
I get back to internet after 3 days in the field in Antarctica and this is going on?
What the actual hell? 😲
dr.dk/nyheder/indland/groenlan

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2026-01-13 15:54:46

I was promised the future would have silver suits and flying cars. Instead it's full of masked men in costumes smashing windows and shooting people. What the hell happened?

@alejandrobdn@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-06 23:36:25

A good time to remember this gem from XKCD, representative of all the descents into the rabbit hole of those who one day asked themselves, "What the hell is Linux?".
#linux

xkcd cartoon about a user's first steps with GNU/Linux.
@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-02-27 22:12:09

What the hell? Cane toads in Newcastle?!
#CaneToads #Newcastle #NSW #Australia

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2026-01-06 15:16:59

Fuck off #Adobe #AdobeAcrobat.
Its an API specification overview. _Its ONLY NINE PAGES_.
Also what the crap is a "PDF Space" - keep your space germs away from my PDF.

The title bar of Adobe Acrobat having just opened a nine page document. It "helpfully" suggests 

`This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary using AI Assistant.`

And it also prompts me to `Try PDF Spaces`... whatever the hell those are. No thanks.
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-12 19:31:51

Series B, Episode 01 - Redemption
AVON: What the hell is going on?
BLAKE: Zen, report.
ZEN: Aft hull sensors register two strikes by medium-range neutron blasters.
AVON: Where are they coming from?
blake.torpidity.net/m/201/40 B7B5

Claude Haiku 4.5 describes the image as: "# Scene Description

This image appears to be from a science fiction television production, showing two men in conversation. The figure on the left wears a distinctive black leather jacket adorned with metal studs and rivets, which appears to be a futuristic costume design. The lighting is dramatic, with blue-tinted atmospheric lighting visible in the background, suggesting an interior spacecraft or sci-fi setting.

The scene captures an intimate moment…
@crell@phpc.social
2026-02-10 17:17:32

The worst part of inflation, and especially uneven inflation, is that all of my built-in intuition and calibration about what is "expensive but worth it", "too expensive", or "a good deal" is basically shot to hell.
#Inflation

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-21 16:50:59
Content warning: Disturbing details of ICE brutality

Meanwhile, we’re getting some really disturbing reports in neighborhood chats of ICE dumping injured detainees in parks. We no idea what the hell ICE is doing. This has happened in multiple parks on multiple days in different parts of the city: two confirmed, multiple others who may be part of the pattern. One of them had a fractured skull.
The temperature here has not been above freezing for over a week.

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2026-03-08 16:57:48

I need to go to Luxembourg in two weeks—and I can’t get train tickets through France anymore!?
What the hell? How long in advance do you need to book them!?

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-03-08 16:57:48

I need to go to Luxembourg in two weeks—and I can’t get train tickets through France anymore!?
What the hell? How long in advance do you need to book them!?

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2026-03-08 16:57:48

I need to go to Luxembourg in two weeks—and I can’t get train tickets through France anymore!?
What the hell? How long in advance do you need to book them!?

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-01-09 17:53:31

RE: assortedflotsam.com/@NewsBot/1
What the actual hell?!

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-03-07 18:37:55

By far the most vital coverage during that time came from @…, who spent those chaotic nights with all hell breaking loose just roving the streets, sticking a microphone in everyone’s face and live-streaming it.
It was some of the rare coverage that actually felt like the reality I was living through. And lots of us were glued to it in the wee hours, wondering what was happening out there, wondering •who• was out there and what they were thinking, wondering if our own families were in danger.
3/

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-06 18:46:14

What do I want you to know, watching from far away?
I want you to know that if you are not hearing about ICE swarming all the hell over my city, you are not hearing the actual news.
I want you to know that if all you see is video of ICE marching off Very Dangerous Criminals in an orderly and authoritative way, you are not hearing the actual news.
I want you to know that these turds act tough, but run away • every • time • they think too many people are watching or there might be video.
4/

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-19 10:42:33

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #VarietyMix
Ohio Players:
🎵 What the Hell
#OhioPlayers
open.spotify.com/track/2P9APRw