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@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-12 19:31:51

Series B, Episode 01 - Redemption
AVON: What the hell is going on?
BLAKE: Zen, report.
ZEN: Aft hull sensors register two strikes by medium-range neutron blasters.
AVON: Where are they coming from?
blake.torpidity.net/m/201/40 B7B5

Claude Haiku 4.5 describes the image as: "# Scene Description

This image appears to be from a science fiction television production, showing two men in conversation. The figure on the left wears a distinctive black leather jacket adorned with metal studs and rivets, which appears to be a futuristic costume design. The lighting is dramatic, with blue-tinted atmospheric lighting visible in the background, suggesting an interior spacecraft or sci-fi setting.

The scene captures an intimate moment…
@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-01-09 16:36:16

Marco Rubio "is the architect of what is arguably Trump’s single most cynical policy: the scheme to appoint drug cartel bosses and their cronies atop the governments of every Latin American country, in the name of fighting drug cartels."
The Narco-Terrorist Elite - The American Prospect

@crell@phpc.social
2026-02-10 17:17:32

The worst part of inflation, and especially uneven inflation, is that all of my built-in intuition and calibration about what is "expensive but worth it", "too expensive", or "a good deal" is basically shot to hell.
#Inflation

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-09 18:49:22

I didn't think it was "bad"... I... I just didn't know what in the hell was going on for 2min.
Seriously... what was that?
▶️ "Good Will Dunkin' : The Pilot"
youtube.com/watch?v=x3wI8j-z3I

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-01-07 11:26:22

"This is one aspect of what campaigners call “process as punishment”, an approach that now dominates the treatment of protest groups. Even if you are never convicted of a crime, your life is made hell if you dare, visibly and publicly, to dissent." -- @…
I can verify from the experience o…

@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-07 16:18:09

Today is going to be a good day for several large (very large) shots of Scotch.
Working with client for a test file and asked questions on how we are to set up the test environment. It hit me after I asked that I didn't even know what the hell those changes to the files were for.
I checked our current release documents and the next release documents. Zero notes on the changes. I am the release coordinator and I remember nothing on the topic for the current two releases. …

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-04 17:19:40

I appreciate the boosts on the thread above, which I take as support.
The defeatist replies make me despair a bit. Just to address some greatest hits en masse:
1. “Kick them out yourselves” − JFC, what the hell do you think we are trying to do, constantly, day after day, the amount of action and engagement against the federal invasion where I live is like nothing I’ve seen in my lifetime. WE ARE ASKING FOR HELP. Please do not be an ass about it.

@saraislet@infosec.exchange
2026-01-06 01:25:19

This article by @… squarely hits in the feels, names and articulates what's happening in the tech industry, and points towards pragmatic things we can do.
Notably — and I cannot sufficiently underscore how crucial this is — Anil spells out that power by its very definition is fundamentally requisite to enact any influence on the direction of tech. We cannot cha…

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-12-08 19:16:58

#Wordle 1,633 4/6*
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ <1% of 231,589 (314)
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 0 of 9 (4)
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 0 of 0 (2)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 95/99
Luck 56/99
Well this is just a crazy wordle day. I start off with just typing the 1st 5 letter word that pops into my head, which when I looked at I had to wonder what I was thinking (obviously not). Then I get into 2 letter hell, but my 4th guess is the answer.
I'm just taking the win 🙂
Bot also wondered what I was thinking. It said: "Bold choice! Not what I would have picked, but I admire your creativity."

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-06 23:42:34

On the Raspberry Pi 5, the Raspberry Pi Foundation's decision to require 5v5a and essentially mandate the use of a quite nonstandard USB-C power supply to get the rated performance out of the system is fucking dumbassed to all hell and causes the device to be extremely inflexible in any application outside the most basic maker/dabbler shit. What if I want to integrate the Pi5 with a NAS? I have to put two overrides in config.txt, and then it still moans about undervoltage even when provi…

@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2026-01-06 21:57:30

You guys?
I get back to internet after 3 days in the field in Antarctica and this is going on?
What the actual hell? 😲
dr.dk/nyheder/indland/groenlan

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-01-09 17:53:31

RE: assortedflotsam.com/@NewsBot/1
What the actual hell?!

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2026-01-06 15:16:59

Fuck off #Adobe #AdobeAcrobat.
Its an API specification overview. _Its ONLY NINE PAGES_.
Also what the crap is a "PDF Space" - keep your space germs away from my PDF.

The title bar of Adobe Acrobat having just opened a nine page document. It "helpfully" suggests 

`This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary using AI Assistant.`

And it also prompts me to `Try PDF Spaces`... whatever the hell those are. No thanks.
@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2026-02-02 14:30:00

This year my plan is not just to write more but also to write a bit out of my usual wheelhouse. Do something that's not just sociotechnological critique.
Not sure how to get the ball rolling there but I really love what Mike Monteiro is doing with his Newsletter ( buttondown.com/monteiro ). Bu…

@alejandrobdn@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-06 23:36:25

A good time to remember this gem from XKCD, representative of all the descents into the rabbit hole of those who one day asked themselves, "What the hell is Linux?".
#linux

xkcd cartoon about a user's first steps with GNU/Linux.
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-04 10:36:07

What was Mike Vrabel like in high school? A legendary competitor and 'genuine as hell' nytimes.com/athletic/7018391/2

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-06 18:46:14

What do I want you to know, watching from far away?
I want you to know that if you are not hearing about ICE swarming all the hell over my city, you are not hearing the actual news.
I want you to know that if all you see is video of ICE marching off Very Dangerous Criminals in an orderly and authoritative way, you are not hearing the actual news.
I want you to know that these turds act tough, but run away • every • time • they think too many people are watching or there might be video.
4/

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-01 15:00:02

comment:
A superfluous element of a source program included so the
programmer can remember what the hell it was he was doing
six months later. Only the weak-minded need them, according
to those who think they aren't.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 14:52:57

#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

merry twigsmas 
@notpixietit

im employed at starbucks and we live in hell. the word Xmas is
BANNED, we are only allowed to say
happy holidays
my coworker asked a child what santa would bring her & a manager overheard
they took him out & shot him in the head. they fucking shot him in the head
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-06 18:01:32

JFC, Perk is 100% RIGHT.
And fuck the premise 'The Clips should have known..." HELL NO, this is a team game, #ChrisPaul is a bench player & this is 100% his fault.
▶️ Perk EXPOSES What #CP3 Was Doing Behind T-Lue's Back in Locker Room

@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-15 16:57:18
Content warning: Australia mass shooting, victims

Fuck these vile monsters who attack innocent people. Fuck all of them. I don't care which faction they belong to. I wish I believed in a hell they could go to, but I wish them infinite cosmic horrors instead. theguardian.com/australia-news

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-07 11:04:12

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CerysMatthews
Chris Rea:
🎵 The Road To Hell
#ChrisRea
djmakito.bandcamp.com/track/ch
open.spotify.com/track/0uQbi8c
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@jake4480@c.im
2025-11-29 01:54:08

I'm not usually into tech death, but damn, Dead and Dripping's new one is rad as hell. That's what great tech this is. And the Demilich worship helps. 🔥
deadanddrippingus.bandcamp.com

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-02-05 10:24:36

Series D, Episode 05 - Animals
TARRANT: Don't! What the hell. Preliminary damage survey, Slave.
SLAVE: Main teleport system is damaged to a degree as yet unspecified. Navigation systems register first warning of malfunction. Main detectors show fifty percent is functional. Further damage is under assessment.
blake.t…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-25 07:04:30

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Good2Go:
🎵 What The Hell
#Good2Go
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
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@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-11-14 20:38:41

Mrs Losttourist just asked me "what's a Davy lamp?" and I was able to immediately explain it was a mining lamp consisting of a naked flame enclosed in a mesh structure so that it didn't explode, because I was taught that at school.
And now all I can think of is why the hell did they teach that to a London schoolkid in the 1980s?
#TOTP

@mino@blorbo.social
2025-12-25 15:31:03

bruh I tried migrating my bsky account to my own PDS but for some reason bsky app won't load my profile no matter what even tho querying the profile record directly using goat indicates that my profile still exists in my PDS, why is it not resolving correctly in the endpoint that bsky app view uses??? it's so baffling to me
in any case this is my current account for now bsky.app/profile/minot.dev since twatter decided to go straight to hell just when I wanted to be more active again

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2026-01-13 15:54:46

I was promised the future would have silver suits and flying cars. Instead it's full of masked men in costumes smashing windows and shooting people. What the hell happened?

@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-30 12:04:23

Disable my ad blocker to see your article? Nope. How about generic ads? ALSO HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW I AM RUNNING AN AD BLOCKER? Maybe because you are running a F*****g invasive script?
Guess what, I don't go to your site. There are sites with ads that don't ask me that and guess what? I go to their sites. Sometimes I even click on the ad as I find it interesting.
Also, for a couple of true journalists I also pay a bit so that they can keep on writing.

Site telling me to disable my adblocker or they won't show their article.
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-21 19:16:54

Here’s roughly what I told my US Senators:
“I am a resident of Minneapolis, which for the last 6 weeks has been a kind of hell. I am begging you, begging you, to do everything in your power to •stop funding this hell•.
The Department of Homeland Security has become a dangerous rogue organization. Dangerous! The correct amount of funding for the DHS under its current leadership — yes, you heard me, the •entire• DHS — is zero. ZERO.
I consider every dollar above that to be a concession. Fight.”

@timfoster@mastodon.social
2025-12-17 07:41:36

What the fresh hell is this?! My replacemet work Thinkpad arrived yesterday, and it's got some god forsaken faux-metallic grey finish!
Thinkpads are supposed to be *black*
What on earth are you doing Lenovo?!
#thinkpad

@jake4480@c.im
2025-12-24 21:22:41

KMFDM has a new record coming out next year, and I've been a KMFDM fan for quite a while... but their last couple (few?) albums I haven't liked. I was gonna make a snarky comment about this upcoming one but then today I hear the single and really like it. So what the hell do I know 😂
kmfdm.bandcamp.com/album/enemy

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-26 07:04:20

#Blakes7 Series D, Episode 09 - Sand
SERVALAN: Was there any sand in the ship?
CHASGO: Yes. I didn't like the look of it. After the rain had cleared us I threw it outside. Then I felt ... I must've fallen asleep. [Looks at the controls] This is almost normal. What the hell has been -

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-21 16:50:59
Content warning: Disturbing details of ICE brutality

Meanwhile, we’re getting some really disturbing reports in neighborhood chats of ICE dumping injured detainees in parks. We no idea what the hell ICE is doing. This has happened in multiple parks on multiple days in different parts of the city: two confirmed, multiple others who may be part of the pattern. One of them had a fractured skull.
The temperature here has not been above freezing for over a week.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-15 15:52:14

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTheLinkedIn

 ol' what's her name

@OhDionne
There's one man on my team who,
when a woman is interrupted (often),
he'll say "you were interrupted, what
were you going to say?" | respect the
hell out of him. It's not easy for women
to get the focus back in a meeting after
we're interrupted, and he knows that.
@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-22 16:41:25

Smart fridge, smart stove, smart dishwasher, smart washer/dryer or other household appliances... HELL NO! I don't want or need internet connected appliances. If those servers goes offline, if an 'upgrade' glitches or I say no to an update what happens to the basic functionality? What data are they capturing and selling?

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-12-15 17:02:26

Local community groups? Busting their asses, but they live and die on volunteer support. Legal system? Too slow, too compromised. City, county, state elected officials? Grasping for something they can do. Local police? Useless or worse than useless, of course.
BUT…all the above are formed by, shaped by, and constrained by popular sentiment. An active, defiant citizenry changes how all these institutions behave. Police know, politicians know, and yes, even judges know: they can only stray so far from what people will tolerate.
This active resistance? Hell yeah, it matters. It’s the short-term •and• the long-term.

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2025-12-26 04:39:06

Kae you may know from his #Grammy nomination last year, his work with #BadBadNotGood, and his #TorontoJazzFest Emerging Artist award he couldn't accept in person as he was munching octopus on a beach in #Barcelona at the time, so sent…
Nolan Murphy is well known to #QueenWest fans, ubiquitous sous/bone/vibes/tymp/perc/drum sub in a spectrum of genres, founder/leader/arranger of @… seen at street fests and brass events everywhere, also winner of Emerging Artist by the City of #OwenSound and left #UofT Jazz when they nix'd him pursuing Jazz Tuba, the idiots, what the hell sort of college says tuba isn't 'proper jazz'? Assholes. But I digress…
Me, last third of the trio, you know. I'm just me.
The audience at #JohnnyGs detected a pattern in both surname and phenotypes … 🤣

@jake4480@c.im
2025-11-15 00:54:37

This week's #GrindayFriday is Serbian deathgrinders GNOJ. They just put out EP 'Anujka' and I love it. Five intense songs, about a minute each, listen to the whole thing in around five minutes. But there's some GROOVES on this, too. No idea what they're saying, but DAMN, it rips. Grindy, deathy, a powerviolence shout here or there, hell yeah.