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@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-15 10:15:39
Content warning:

I am back from a short vacation in the mountains and I'm upset at not one but two kink-themed, adult-friendly servers shutting down (kinkyelephant.com and noods.fun) and the Guppe groups as well with the two major replacements (FediGroups and Newsmast) banning adult groups. The #Fediverse was supposed to be the place for adult creators, what the hell is happening?

@portaloffreedom@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-15 10:19:16

I just checked the gaming section of the gogole play store out of pure boredome, and I'm astonished to say that cash grabbing hynotic stupid games are in the "from the editors" section.
Like what the hell? It's all trash, even the one "curated" by Google as good stuff.
And then the same people ask us to trust them with being the sole gatekeeper of all android applications? No way in hell you seller of trash.

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-15 16:33:12

I just ate baked beans which were so sweet, I'm surprised they weren't stocked in the cake isle at the supermarket.
Seriously, what the hell is it with food now.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-11-14 20:38:41

Mrs Losttourist just asked me "what's a Davy lamp?" and I was able to immediately explain it was a mining lamp consisting of a naked flame enclosed in a mesh structure so that it didn't explode, because I was taught that at school.
And now all I can think of is why the hell did they teach that to a London schoolkid in the 1980s?
#TOTP

@jake4480@c.im
2025-11-15 00:54:37

This week's #GrindayFriday is Serbian deathgrinders GNOJ. They just put out EP 'Anujka' and I love it. Five intense songs, about a minute each, listen to the whole thing in around five minutes. But there's some GROOVES on this, too. No idea what they're saying, but DAMN, it rips. Grindy, deathy, a powerviolence shout here or there, hell yeah.

@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2025-09-12 12:37:41

Heh yes. Pretty much this.
"Much more will be written about proposals to build massive undersea walls to hold up Antarctic ice sheets, drill bore holes in Greenland to pump out lubricating meltwater, or scatter glass beads over glaciers. As informed and erudite I'm sure this will be, I don't think it will be as effective as simply yelling "What the hell do you think you are doing?!”"
@… reads through the lines and interprets our recent #Geoengineering paper into plain english in this entertaining blogpost
technosphere.earth/new-report-

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-12 20:00:02

I'm sure that VMS is completely documented, I just haven't found the
right manual yet. I've been working my way through the manuals in the document
library and I'm half way through the second cabinet, (3 shelves to go), so I
should find what I'm looking for by mid May. I hope I can remember what it
was by the time I find it.
I had this idea for a new horror film, "VMS Manuals from Hell" or maybe
"The Paper Chase : IBM vs. DEC". It's based on Hitchcock's "The Birds", except
that it's centered around a programmer who is attacked by a swarm of binder
pages with an index number and the single line "This page intentionally left
blank."
-- Alex Crain

@ruario@vivaldi.net
2025-09-13 09:17:40

@… @… Indeed and for multiple installs that can work better. Here is some context so you understand what the hell I'm doing here.

@robpike@hachyderm.io
2025-10-04 00:56:35

Help requested.
The new MacOS update makes the DVD player (the thing for SuperDrives - surprised they aren't Magic Drives, now that I think about it) janky as hell. This is a well-known issue, according to my perfunctory web searches. Drops to something like 5FPS. Works fine otherwise, but annoying.
Two questions: Does anyone know if this is this likely to be fixed? And if not, and also while we wait, is there a DVD player someone can recommend? VLC needs Rosetta and its UI has always been borderline unusable anyway. Yes, I tried it again, but it switched randomly from German to Spanish and had no navigation menu for the disk itself. I'm looking for something that can read the disk and works like the native DVD player, minus the jank. But maybe the jank is fundamental. That's really what I'm trying to find out.
For now, I'll use a non-updated Mac but I will want to update it at some point. Ironists need not remind me about my recent rant regarding updates.
Thanks all.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-09-11 20:44:00

He who pedlles hate will only get back hate.
He who promotes violence will end up as victim of the violence he promotes.
Here's something the fascists never seem to understand.
Is it good that it's so? Hell, no. It's sickening and very, very dangerous. But there's no point in pretending things are not how things are.
Violence WILL generate more violence. And everything in the fascist agenda is deeply violent. So prepare for what is coming, because it I…

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2025-09-11 00:33:20

Ok, ok I know I *JUST* got a new guitar 😅
But hear me out...
Miras are the guitars that got me hooked on PRS, and when you watch the video, first of all she's a hell of a player, had no idea she played with Prince. Secondly, it exemplifies what I love about PRS guitars, which is a super soulful kind of sound.
PRS Guitars | Introducing the S2 Mira 594!

@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2025-10-14 11:32:42

Kane & Lynch 2 and Max Payne 3's ending is what I can only describe as a substantively unclimactic (complimentary), you've already gone through hell, the fact you're still alive and relatively resolved is a miracle.

@gideonstar@mastodon.gideonstar.de
2025-11-12 22:24:20

What the hell!? As usual, I clicked on “Install updates and shut down” in Windows. Then it installed the updates and shut down!
#windows11

@threeofus@mstdn.social
2025-09-13 15:03:04

Just deleted #Facebook and #instagram . What the hell am I going to do with all that free time?

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-09-28 21:20:36

Series C, Episode 05 - The Harvest of Kairos
[Next day; outside hangar]
TARRANT: Where the hell's Avon?
VILA: He's back. I saw him go inside. [Tarrant heads toward the hangar]
VILA: [To Dayna] I won't be a moment.
[Landing module]
blake.torpidity.net/m/305/497

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "I can see a scene set in what appears to be a rural or desolate outdoor location with some kind of industrial or institutional building in the background. There are three people in the scene - one person wearing light-colored clothing in the foreground with their back to the camera, another person in similar light clothing standing in the background near the building, and a third person crouched or kneeling on the ground wearing darker clothing. The se…
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-03 17:41:46

People complain about the roads but don't do anything about it... well, some of us do.
I've been avoiding these two potholes on my ride home for weeks now, got fed up, finally stopped to report them to the city last week and they just got filled...
In four days. The city street crew filled them in less than a week. Hell Yeah.
(The first photo is what I submitted, second is from the road crew after repairs.)

Potholes
Potholes filled.
@shellheim@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-12 14:22:22

This shooting has been the most 21st century-esque political assassination yet. "You are gay if you read this, LMAO" wrriten on bullets. What the hell.
#CharlieKirk #uspol

@felwert@fedihum.org
2025-11-10 08:59:41

I don’t know what bothers me more: That "lock aspect ratio" is not the default for images in PowerPoint, or that people don't notice (or don't care) if their slides contain heavily distorted pictures. (LibreOffice Impress is also hell to work with, but at least it does not make this mistake.)

@pre@boing.world
2025-10-06 17:08:02
Content warning: UKPol new protest laws

If at first your protest doesn't succeed, try, try again. But after that you are legally obligated to give up or risk arrest. 😆
Hard to imaging those who are protesting by getting arrested for bogus terrorism laws giving much of a shit if instead they are arrested for protesting too many times.
What a joke. You can't just legally define a false thing as true. Palestine Action are not a terror group, even if you define them as one in law you authoritarian crazed lunatics.
I wish this government would just fuck the hell off. Imagine being more authoritarian and illiberal than the conservative party. 🙄
Police forces will be granted powers to put conditions on repeat protests, the government has announced, a day after nearly 500 protesters were arrested.
RE: #ukpol #protest #authoritarian

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-09-10 14:51:13

I remember blasting this on my 90s cassette player and thinking, 'I don't know what the hell is this awesome guy talking about.' 😎
Beck - Loser (Official Music Video)
youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2025-10-07 08:13:48

Sleepwalking into a fascist hell.
UK now.
#UKPol

@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2025-10-09 01:42:05

what in the tesla diner hell

USA Today headline: Arby's releasing new 'first-of-its-kind' steak nuggets nationwide. Below is a photo of what appear to be bite-sized pieces of steak. The caption below reads "Arby's new steak nuggets are tender, juicy, hand-cut bite-sized pieces of steak seasoned with garlic and pepper for a bold, smoky flavor."
@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-09-22 08:10:46

How? This is disaster prep. Imagine the US is collapsing (because it is). What do you need to do to keep yourself and your community safe when things shut down for 24 hours, 48, 72? What do you do when the government leaves and never comes back? Build that.
This isn't bunker and beans shit either. We all die if we try to live alone. The only way to survive is together. Once you build the thing that keeps you and your friends alive, expand... Go bigger.... Organize with more people.
That's a clear and actionable strategy that beats the hell out of "vote for the lesser of two evils until everything is evil."

@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2025-09-05 07:00:04

6 years probation with her prison time suspended? What the actual hell? This wasn't abuse. It was manslaughter. She was a freaking nurse. She knew better. And she tried to keep the paramedics from running vitals? Dear God, what kind of justice was this?
wausau…

@aredridel@kolektiva.social
2025-08-26 21:10:49

"Well that sure is some bullshit" I say carrying on through the third apocalypse this afternoon. "Also what the hell was that with the wifi?"
Anyway.

@curiouscat@fosstodon.org
2025-10-03 21:26:26

In Praise of RSS and Controlled Feeds of Information
blog.burkert.me/posts/in_prais

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-09-17 15:58:07

tl;dr:
PBMs make kickback deals with pharmaceutical manufacturers to keep branded drugs profitable. mastodon.social/@blogdiva/1152

@davej@dice.camp
2025-11-05 02:03:35

Thinking back, I spent a hell of a lot of time in school learning to write by hand. By far, the most text I compose is behind a keyboard, and I go out of my way to find opportunities to write in longhand. I can't help but wonder what else I could've learnt that may've been actually useful later in life.
Also, my cursive’s so impenetrable that I sometimes wonder if a given passage is in English or Dutch, only to remember I don't know Dutch. Whatever I *did* learn clearly…

@joxean@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 21:47:24

I have just finished the videogame #Indika. My review: what the hell have I played. That's the review.

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-09-22 19:37:04

Know what I miss? 5-1/4" disk drives.
For the last half a dozen work laptops I've been assigned they all have SSDs or M.2 NVME whatever. Absolutely silent.
Problem is, laptops don't have disk activity LEDs either.
So when something is wonk (besides "its Windows") and it takes me 90s to open Task Manager, I have no idea what the hell is going on in there.
At least with an old huge platter drive if something was thrashing your disk you could _…

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-09-19 06:04:20

#Blakes7 Series C, Episode 06 - City at the Edge of the World
AVON: What the hell is that? [to Dayna, who enters] What happened?
DAYNA: Bayban got away from me.
TARRANT: He'll be making for his ship.
NORL: No! Let him go. He has no men left.

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "In this scene, two characters are engaged in what appears to be a tense conversation aboard a spacecraft. The setting has the distinctive purple-tinted lighting and metallic interior design typical of the series. One character wears a dark leather outfit with metallic studs or details, while the other is dressed in flowing red and dark clothing. They appear to be standing close together in what looks like a corridor or chamber of the ship, suggesting a…
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-23 13:41:30
Content warning:

I had to use the internet without ad block for 5 min the other day in order to test something. How does anyone surf the web without ad blocking? I would go insane! Seriously, I'd probably just keep off the majority of sites and I'm fucking addicted to the internet. What the actual hell?
#adblocking

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-11-12 17:52:04

"delivered papers for Calgary Sun”
“raised by a couple school teachers” (what the hell happened there?)
#canpoli #CdnPoli #politics #CPC

@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2025-08-25 11:25:10

Sonnet 119 - CXIX
What potions have I drunk of Siren tears,
Distilled from limbecks foul as hell within,
Applying fears to hopes, and hopes to fears,
Still losing when I saw myself to win!
What wretched errors hath my heart committed,
Whilst it hath thought itself so blessed never!
How have mine eyes out of their spheres been fitted,
In the distraction of this madding fever!
O benefit of ill! now I find true
That better is by evil s…

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-18 05:11:18

remembered the listening section of my site's old as hell, thought oh i should talk abt what im listening to recently, tried to throw together a topster like i did years ago, realized this year im mostly listening to individual songs more than albums for the first time

@smashtie@mas.to
2025-10-24 19:21:40

What the hell?? I must have drifted off, and now I've slipped into an alternative reality. #totp

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-10-17 12:25:54

Series D, Episode 04 - Stardrive
PLAXTON: Go on, get out.
NAPIER: I'll do it. [to the Rats] You'd better go. [The Rats exit] They'll complain to Atlan.
PLAXTON: What the hell do I care? How I ever came to be mixed up with a bunch of psychopathic killers-
blake.torpidity.net/m/404/244

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "The image shows a person in what appears to be a clinical or technical setting. They're wearing a distinctive white uniform or coat with some black detailing at the collar area. The background features what looks like control panels or display screens with a modern, futuristic aesthetic typical of science fiction productions from that era.

The setting suggests this might be from a scene in a medical bay, laboratory, or command center. The stark lighting and …
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-10-21 18:06:23

Now even I think Mike Johnson is going to hell. That lackey is the biggest performative Christian ever caught on camera. He is so deep into Trump's shit, he couldn't even act disgusted when they asked him what he thinks of Trump's latest AI masterpiece. Oh the affected amusement, oh the insincere delight in his eyes when he described what a social media genius is his dear leader. He might as well start crawling in front of the reporters and chew on Trump's diaper with a stupi…

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2025-09-21 19:59:44

Mining companies leave many Queensland farmers’ land barren and broken. When they go belly up who pays for rehabilitation? theguardian.com/australia-news

@rachel@norfolk.social
2025-10-19 12:47:44

Trying to work out what has changed because I’m riding sand sooooooo much better than usual today. Even the Heacham Deep Sand Trail From Hell was easy!!
#Motorcycles @…

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-08-23 14:54:39

I went for a short ride today, and every now and then I would hear this weird “cling clang” sound, but I couldn’t figure out what the hell it was. I even stopped twice to investigate. It wasn’t constant though, just intermittent. Urgh!
Got home, took a photo, and then figured it out. Sigh…
#biking #bikeTooter

A bike
A strap hanging down near the wheel
@kosmoplan@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-02 18:22:23

I hate cups. And 1/2 cups. And 1/2 cups of boiled x. How the hell am I supposed to measure this when I am cutting it and it's raw? Can we use grams and measure things raw and on a kitchen scale? Why making it so complicated?!
I mean it only works with fine grained stuff and liquids, but what is half a cup of boiled carrots. I must be stupid.

@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2025-09-30 20:00:12

What fresh computer-generated hell is this? And don't call this thing "her." It's an algorithm. It's computer code. It's pronouns are "it." And what an insult to Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman, to say they can be replaced by a few thousand lines of code.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-09-24 06:43:42

I've just popped that American brand of painkiller onto my "mute USpol" filter list and it's occurred to me that what the hell happened to the world that that is even a sentence I need to write.
Anyway good morning / TZAG and here's wishing everyone a great day.

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-19 03:00:02

* knghtbrd is each day more convinced that most C coders don't know what
the hell they're doing, which is why C has such a bad rap
<Culus> kb: Most C coders don't know what they are doing, it just makes it
easier to hide :P
<Culus> see for instance, proftpd :P

@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2025-09-19 11:25:10

Sonnet 119 - CXIX
What potions have I drunk of Siren tears,
Distilled from limbecks foul as hell within,
Applying fears to hopes, and hopes to fears,
Still losing when I saw myself to win!
What wretched errors hath my heart committed,
Whilst it hath thought itself so blessed never!
How have mine eyes out of their spheres been fitted,
In the distraction of this madding fever!
O benefit of ill! now I find true
That better is by evil s…

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-08-31 12:22:44

Series D, Episode 08 - Games
DAYNA: [V.O.] Avon, if I'm supposed to be using you as a shield, I hope you realize you're moving out of orbit.
AVON: What?! [Shot of Orbiter moving away, disclosing Scorpio] Orac, what the hell is going on? Guidance system control is not functioning.
blake.torpidity.net/m/408/487…