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Trump: "These young, beautiful girls. These young, beautiful girls. These young, beautiful girls in the White House. You know, they come in.
Now, I'm not supposed to say beautiful, but what the hell?
These young, these gorgeous, beautiful girls, they want to be safe."
bsky.app/…

@Szwendacz@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-15 14:44:12

Today during the Polish Armed Forces Day I searched out of curiosity on youtube for some live streams from 2 parades happening today in Poland. I searched around 2 hours before they actually was planned to start, and first two "live streams" I found... were some AI-generated parades, trying to pretend being real streams from these parades. Well, they were hilarious, but what the hell, how is this allowed there, what's the purpose?

@lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz
2026-08-12 21:10:50

It seems remarkable that after all the concern that Chris Bishop was going to try to roll Chris Luxon... the real roll attempt came from *Chris*-frickin' Penk. What the actual hell. I'm pretty convinced (and I say this as a Dave, a name that's equally over exposed in some contexts) we need a non-Chris at the helm.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-09-09 10:48:28

Malta has 68 local government regions;
Luxembourg has 102;
Iceland has 61;
Scotland has 32 (and the #SNP wants even fewer).
What the hell *is* wrong with us?
#ScotPol
#LocalDemocracy

Table from report on local government in the EU, showing number of local government regions by country.

My mother brought me to this country from Peru as a young boy.
She always told me that we need to work hard, give back, and help our community,
because that is what it means to be an American. 


When she died of COVID-19,
I promised I would fight like hell for every family like ours.
In 2022 my community sent me to Congress - the first openly LGBTQ immigrant ever elected - to do just that. 

I’m Robert Garcia – now the top Democrat on the House Ov…

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-08-05 04:17:39

“#Tradition is peer pressure from dead people.” A trite enough joke, but true. I’m reading “The Last Neanderthal” by Ludovic Slimak. He thinks he’s found small bits—some teeth and some finger bones—of what may be, if not the last, then one of the last, of the Neanderthal peoples. He has a hell of a time pinning it down. Flint stone blade techniques had discernible styles and progressions that lasted 10s of 1000s of years, because “that’s the way dear departed dad & grampa did it.”

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-07-28 14:10:27

zohran mamdani is actually giving out free ice cream and the trump administration's cuts to food safety regulation is causing explosive diarrhea... i can't... life imitates art... what the hell

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-06-26 14:03:19

Over on Bluesky @… posted about the spate of companies picking kind of fucked up names for their selves out of fantasy and science fiction, and someone in the comments mentioned how many AI companies there are with the name “Horcrux” and I remembered that I have a tool named “Horcrux email” (mail backup and migration) from like 2015 (which is, I think before J. K.…

Picture of a Bluesky post

Dan Hon
danhon.com
what the hell is wrong with you peole and naming companies
www.techmeme.com/260625/p51#a..
15h
www.techmeme.com
Patronus Al, which builds simulated digital environments for evaluating Al a...
By Marina Temkin/ TechCrunch. View the full context on Techmeme.
Jun 25, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Geoffrey Hinton,
the Nobel prize-winning godfather of AI,
offers a specific use case: leveraging the data into an unfair campaign advantage.
“It’s fairly clear to me that Trump is hell-bent on corrupting the midterm elections,”
he says onscreen.
“If you wanted to corrupt those midterm elections
and you wanted to use AI,
all you needed to do was get detailed information on U.S. citizens.
And what DOGE did looked like just what you would do.”

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-26 23:01:19

JFC. Y'know, this may blow your mind but did you know that we can tell when your lazy ass relies on AI to try to solve customer problems?
Hell, most of the time, we can tell what AI model you're using, what subscription you've got & what time of day you used it. 😡
#humor #ai

@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-26 12:20:59

You can say what you want for damage control. What we read into that was you want us to delay going home. I say YOU as it was report put out by YOUR staff. We have a choice of driving on roads that are continuously under construction and bumper-to-bumper or via NOCTRANSPO where buses are late or don't even show up. Either method is slower than hell.
Being dramatic? No. Fourteen minute drive to/from work or 30 minute bus (when they arrive & on time). I can't drive as…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-07-24 16:37:22

If there is popcorn why the hell there are no rockcorn, metalcorn, jazzcorn or even classicalcorn?
What kind of weird discrimination is this?

@Archivist@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-25 10:42:55

I hate doing any form of rendering on GPUs, the whole thing is convoluted as hell, and finding what you are doing wrong is pure suffering

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-08-04 00:30:39

What the Hell Happened to Sean Duffy's Road-Trip TV Show? (Will Sommer/The Bulwark)
thebulwark.com/p/what-the-hell
memeorandum.com/260803/p133#a2

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-06-26 17:57:07

Sure, let's stop using tools that reduce speeding. We' ll get more votes. What are a few deaths compared to winning elections?
bsky.app/profile/jaypitter.bsk

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-06-26 17:57:07

Sure, let's stop using tools that reduce speeding. We' ll get more votes. What are a few deaths compared to winning elections?
bsky.app/profile/jaypitter.bsk

@Lach@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-02 12:57:02

Where do we go from here?
AI can generate images, video and music in just a few clicks. In every imaginable style. I know what we have been telling ourself, that it can't do it with soul, like humans can. But it's still in its infancy, and it will surpass us the next time AI updates it's soul.md.
Will human creativity die, surpassed by our AI overlords?
Are we creating God. Unimaginably beauty and perfection, or are we entering hell with the devil. I don't …

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2026-08-24 16:43:51

The Short End of the Stick
---
"Well damn! Come see this one!"
"Another inhabited planet?"
"Yeah but they really got the short end of the stick..."
"Let me see... Oh wow, they thought synthetic text had intelligence?"
"Yeah, or that it was like a God or something. Classic mistake. But just a second, let me scroll..."
"Oh. Oh wow. That's really unlucky. They had a language model cult happen at the same time as they were burning fossil fuels? Talk about bad timing, but... Oh god."
"Yeah it gets worse!"
"Stockpiling nuclear weapons? They actually used them?!? All that at once? Jeez this is one of the worst eras I've ever seen. Almost like a species with a death wish."
"You know better than that."
"Okay yeah that's not a species problem, I know. But what the hell was the social structure like? How did they survive all that at once?"
"Let's see... Here."
"Oh. Oh shit this actually makes sense. All that stuff wasn't a coincidence, they got hit by a real big wave of nationalism & oligarchy, one right into the other. I didn't even know it could be that bad before the instability flipped things. They had institutions... Yeah they were basically kept down by a few generations of oligarchs; had them pretty much enslaved and worshipping money at the same time. Serious obedience conditioning. Religions were doing it too. Whew that must have been a shitty time. Only a couple of centuries of the worst of it at least. Wait scroll further, what happened?"
"See here, and then here."
"Oh huh. Yeah I guess that flip had been a long time coming. Wow I definitely take back my comment about a death wish, this species is awesome! They made it through all that, haha."
"Yeah pretty cool, huh? Fuck obedience conditioning."
"Yeah, they had it so bad for a minute there. Fuck that bullshit."
"Hey... Wanna go do an intervention? Find some place that's in the middle of that stuff right now and see what we can do?"
"I was just thinking the same thing! But y'know what? Let's stop by this place first, and see if any of them want to come along. I'll bet some of them would be up for it given their history!"
"Well, it's been a couple dozen generations, so you never know how they'll view the history now, but sure, let's do that. The whole point of history is to inspire action, right?"
#Microfiction

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-07-01 17:20:11

This is a very reasonable question:
pouet.chapril.org/@Zekovski/11
The truest and most honest answer is •we have no idea how the hell learning works•, not really, only in hints and glimpses. The mind is full of mysteries, and we only have clues.
A good first step is to imagine some alternatives to the conduit metaphor — all also flawed, also tending toward misunderstanding if we take them too far, but having multiple metaphors helps us get unstuck from one:
- What if learning is like •exercise•: the strain of sustained effort stimulates muscle growth?
- What if learning is like •resonance•: what your mind perceives or experiences makes your mind echo that thing, like a string picking up sympathetic vibrations?
- What if learning is like •filling a toolbox•: problems cause your brain to seek out new tools, which give it the capacity to solve similar problems more easily in the future?
…etc etc. A fun exercise is to try to come up with metaphors of your own, think about what they imply, and notice where they fall apart.

@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-08-20 14:01:48

@… Agreed, but it’s almost like the rare single days below 100 are to remind us exactly what hell we are living through.

@fell@ma.fellr.net
2026-07-16 06:49:00

I somewhat agree with @… on his recent AI statement.
LLMs for programming tasks are useful - for the time being.
Are they economically viable? Probably not.
Are they sustainable? Hell no.
Are they copyright infringement? Most likely.
But this is not what Torvalds is talking about. This guy just wants to make his Kernel better.…

@pre@boing.world
2026-07-08 14:05:38
Content warning: re: ukpol farage byelection

Fucking hell. Count binface has an actual good chance of becoming an mp and ousting Farage. What a country.
Cometh the time, cometh the bin.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-20 03:46:52

Woooow. I've been wondering what the hell was going on... Love Dan & Meadowlark.
▶️ An Update: The Dan LeBatard Show w/o Stugotz
youtube.com/watch?v=l7IJR8knoY

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-06-25 03:32:19

(I am pleased to report, for those who don't know the story, that the MN Orch musician's union absolutely steamrolled that terrible board. Management locked them out for 15 months, during which time they staged multiple self-produced concerts without any help from the management they supposedly needed to function. The conductor who'd rocketed them to international fame resigned, and began conducting the locked-out orchestra's sold-out concerts. Eventually the board caved, tails between their legs. Many of them left, the tool of an orch president resigned, what remained of the board instated the musicians' preferred candidate as the new president, and the board got absolutely none of their precious Powerpoint plan except for a glammy new lobby. It was a rout. The orchestra is now doing better than ever — and the supposed imminent budget implosion that the old board had been raising hell about suddenly vanished along with them.)

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-07-17 18:56:50

As always, I wonder what the hell investors are thinking. But I always keep remembering the same thing:
- Investment isn’t about •actual• value, except maybe asymptotically. Investment is about correctly predicting what others will •perceive• as valuable.
- When some asset is hot but sketchy on the fundamentals, it doesn't matter whether some people know it or everyone knows it. It's just a game of chicken: just don't be the last to bail.
- Thus the old saying about betting against ill-founded popularity: the market can stay irrational a lot longer than you can stay solvent.