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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-01 05:35:51

Here’s something from an 11 year old blog post. (Folio.olio) I guess we were worried about paparazzi back then. But they might be useful these days too, to counter facial and body movement ID detection.

An ad for clothing that is so brightly reflective that it will effectively wipe out any camera trying to take your picture. Titled ANTI-PAPARAZZI. There is a blazer, a scarf, and a hooded jacket up top. Below are two images of a white male sitting at a table facing the camera on the left, and on the right a washed out image of the bright blazer.
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-03-30 12:31:22

Sadly couldn't join myself (wife wasn't feeling good and wanted me to stay home and help parent while she napped) but my SAR team participated in a great inter-agency training this past weekend.
It's always nice to practice alongside volunteers from other teams that we work with on real incidents and get to know each other without the pressure of a real emergency.
One note: I half feel like there should be a CW on this post for mentioning law enforcement in a positiv…

Group photo of several dozen people including a few sheriffs deputies, plus four dogs, in a forest clearing surrounded by tall evergreen trees
Several people in blue rain jackets and climbing helmets working with ropes to carry a rescue litter up a steep slope
Several people in blue rain jackets attaching ropes to a rescue litter near the top of a steep cliff with a wooden safety railing along the edge
A white female with gray hair wearing a radio on a chest harness talking to a male in a brown rain coat while sitting next to a black Labrador, in a dense forest
@steve@s.yelvington.com
2026-02-22 22:17:30

Predictably, it turns out that the 21-year-old white male with a shotgun who tried to breach Mar-A-Lago comes from a family of Trumpist magats.

@trochee@dair-community.social
2026-03-24 16:15:09

today at work:
"I may not know how to fix it, but I can throw a tantrum in the voice of a fast-talking, self-confident anglophone white male engineer.
that often gets results"

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-23 14:59:24

I don’t do #TikTok but I endorse this.
#Scientology

Screenshot from somewhere. A photo of a white male adult in business attire gesturing with outstretched arm toward another male seen from behind wearing a blue t-shirt and an Afro cut, labeled “deepest recorded Scientology run”, next to a photo of the Scientology headquarters building. Caption: Tiktokers are “speedrunning” Scientology buildings in Los Angeles to see how far they can get before being thrown out.
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-04-24 22:47:49

Velkommen til Poulsbo!
Intel Poulsbo is a 130nm Atom chipset that was widely hated due to the near nonexistent Linux support for the PowerVR SGX535 GPU it included, rather than an Intel in house microarchitecture.
I'll decap and post die photos at some point but I wanted to visit the namesake with the intact board first.

My hand holding a SoM with an Intel "Poulsbo" southbridge next to the "Poulsbo" text on the sign
Me, white male with light brown hair and a moustache wearing sunglasses, standing in front of a stone statue of a Viking with text "velkommen til Poulsbo" (Norwegian for "welcome to Poulsbo") on the base. I'm holding a green PCB with ENIG finish prominently featuring a large flip chip BGA that has on die coupling caps and a weird L shaped gold stripe. This is the Intel "Poulsbo" southbridge
@david@boles.xyz
2026-02-10 20:36:21

Beautiful Numbness: The Book I Have Been Writing for Fifty Years
Every book has a birthday, but not every book has a conception date. Some books arrive late and fast, fully formed, demanding to be transcribed before they vanish. The Last Living American White Male was like that. Others accumulate across decades, assembling themselves in the background of a life, borrowing material from every stage and every failure and every standing ovation until the writer finally…

Beautiful Numbness: The Book I Have Been Writing for Fifty Years | David Boles, Blogs
Every book has a birthday, but not every book has a conception date. Some books arrive late and fast, fully formed, demanding to be transcribed before they vanish. The Last Living American White Ma…

@groupnebula563@mastodon.social
2026-03-05 07:40:54

oh look, a version of this meme that isn't compressed to all fuck

An image, divided into two sides. The left side is labeled "1st owner" and has a stock photo of a smiling white male-presenting figure with black hair, a graying beard, and a pale blue suit and dark blue tie standing in an office next to a window, an image of a ThinkPad running Windows XP, and an image of the Windows XP Professional logo. The right side is labeled "current owner" and has a picture of the Arch Linux logo, an Arch desktop with several terminal programs running, a trans flag, an i…
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2026-03-05 07:40:54

oh look, a version of this meme that isn't compressed to all fuck

An image, divided into two sides. The left side is labeled "1st owner" and has a stock photo of a smiling white male-presenting figure with black hair, a graying beard, and a pale blue suit and dark blue tie standing in an office next to a window, an image of a ThinkPad running Windows XP, and an image of the Windows XP Professional logo. The right side is labeled "current owner" and has a picture of the Arch Linux logo, an Arch desktop with several terminal programs running, a trans flag, an i…