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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-16 03:23:22

A: "I don't understand how you're so relaxed when you don't hear from the kids. Everyone in my family is like, 'msg me right when you get home!'"
me: "Ah, [13yo] is fine. He went home and is 100% watching videos when he's not supposed to be, hoping we forgot about him so that he can get away w/ as much screen time as he can. If he were stuck on the subway or something, he'd have messaged. Actually, I'd be more worried if he DID message.&qu…

A chat log, part 1:

me: Did you make it home?

13yo: yes

me: And then say to yourself, "well it's after screentime, so I should be a good child and get ready for bed!" ?

13yo: no

me: Or did you say to yourself, 

13yo: I'm watching movie rn
13yo: sorry, getting another call, bye!

me: "Oh man, it's so nice without mom dad
me: "Oh man, it's so nice without mom, dad, and [8yo] here. I get as much screen time as I want. Muahahaha" ?
me: 🤨😀

13yo: Please leave a message at the tone
13yo: BOOOP

me: Damn it, I was talking to the machine again. I always do that!
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-09 01:09:32

Never thought I'd ever be on Team Netflix for anything ever but here we are.
Stop watching CBS/Paramount.
▶️ Warner Bros. sticks with Netflix merger, calls Paramount’s $108B bid “illusory” - Ars Technica
arstechnica.com/tech-po…

@njamster@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-01-06 17:32:05

One of my New Year's resolution is about watching (and reviewing) a bit more movies this year. So I thought I might as well share (some of) those reviews here:
letterboxd.com/njamster/film/l
This (fictional) film follows the protagonist throu…

@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2025-10-31 13:43:54

"PARENTS!!! PLS CHECK CHILDREN'S CANDIES WHEN THEY COME HOME! SAW SOMETHING ON YOUTUBE THAT MADE MY BLOOD TURN COLD!!!! SOME PPL PUT SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE CANDY BUT IS ACTUALLY SOME SORT OF CAMERA DEVICE OR LIVE FEED TO TRACK KIDS SO PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL!"
Nextdoor been watching too much Brass Eye

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2025-12-05 12:11:09

Yahoo launches Game Breakdowns in beta, offering AI-generated game summaries, stats, and play recaps, all updated live, to Yahoo Fantasy Plus subscribers (David Pierce/The Verge)
theverge.com/ai-artificial-int

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-30 08:57:27

"We are watching one of the greatest wastes of money in history, all as people are told that there “just isn’t the money” to build things like housing, or provide Americans with universal healthcare, or better schools"
#Kleptocracy
#Enshittification

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-11-01 12:44:42

Okay, also wir haben nicht nur ein Problem an #Silvester, sondern nun auch eines zu #Halloween. Die #Chaoten suchen neue Möglichkeiten,

@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2025-10-30 14:30:07

Hill Street Blues was the only one of these I watched a lot of, and I loved it. I read H:LOTS (loved it) but never watched the show. Tried to watch NYPD Blue but it came out at a time when I wasn't watching much TV. #CopTV #copshows

@pre@boing.world
2025-12-08 22:39:23

I am quite keen to watch The War Between The Land And The Sea on iplayer.
But we need to consider tactics. Will the folks sit and watch it with me at Xmas? If they would that'd perhaps be better than whatever drivel quiz shows and police car chase stuff they normally make me watch.
If they won't I'll be be postponing it three weeks for no reason.
🤔
Might be nice to watch it in the new bedroom but that probably won't have a bed or a chair until the new year.
#watching #doctorWho #onlyNotDoctorWho #tv

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-12-31 15:16:08

#Böllerverbot
Jan. 2015: Ein #Hund hat in #Stuttgart am #Neujahrsmorgen einen mens…