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@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-11-20 02:43:09

Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.

Stack of blocks labeled, all modern digital infrastructure. A ratchet tipping over the entire stack is labeled AI. A load bearing pillar is labeled unpaid open source development. Another label is AWS, and Cloudflare and Unpaid Open Source Developers.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-11-18 21:59:37

I mean...

A graphic like the XKCD one except it says:
The digital infrastructure most web sites should use: 
PHP/Perl/Python 
MySQL/MariaDB 
Apache 
Linux
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-11-19 13:57:40

I can't stop laughing at how nonsensical it is to use the XKCD block tower supported by tiny block meant to represent a open source project maintained by one person for the cloudflare outage. It's not some tiny one person operation.

@jaandrle@fosstodon.org
2025-11-18 16:26:15

896: Marie Curie - explain xkcd - explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php

see link in the post
@saraislet@infosec.exchange
2025-11-15 21:31:01

"Surely the average neurotypical straight White people at least know the basics of stereotype threat, passing privilege, and minority stress, right?"
"And quartz, of course"
"Of course"
xkcd.com/2501/

@sjn@chaos.social
2025-11-07 13:23:01

I'm 6 ft and 10 cm! 😄
#xkcd #metrics

@gla@mastodon.social
2025-10-13 14:06:47

Glorious
xkcd.com/3154/

@crell@phpc.social
2025-10-05 21:16:09

I... Kinda want to play this. Maybe I could make the board...
xkcd.com/3139/

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-11-25 09:01:46

Randall Munroe's #XKCD comic has the power to make you laugh, to make you think ... and sometimes to make you cry. For the right reasons.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-11-24 23:53:48

Damn.
It's just onions. One onion. A small one.
Shit.
mastodon.xyz/@xkcd/11560680898

@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2025-09-23 06:09:56

"Estimation" #xkcd #windows 🙃

@jdrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-25 07:41:04

Buenos días.
Qué bonita la tira de hoy de XKCD m.xkcd.com/3172/

@jonquark@mastodon.org.uk
2025-12-05 21:29:53

I think about XKCD's lucky ten-thousand very often:
xkcd.com/1053/
But the birth rate in the UK is about 600K not 4M.... So in the UK, it would really be lucky 1500 which doesn't have quite the same ring.

@abstractsun@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-08 06:43:20

xkcd 3177 is wild. The explain xkcd article is even wilder.
xkcd.com/3177/

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-25 14:57:21

#LB Que forte, hein?
social.chatty.monster/@losttou

@rene_mobile@infosec.exchange
2025-11-25 06:31:09

#COP30 has been, unsurprisingly, another testament to human stupidity.
Every single politician who actively sabotaged human survival (again) should stand in fron…

@barijaona@mastodon.mg
2025-11-28 06:34:32

Did you know of Explain XKCD ?
These ones are moving.
Two years: explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php
Seven years:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-09-21 00:59:41

Oi brain... Stop that.
xkcd.com/390

@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2025-12-03 02:30:10

Yup . . .
xkcd.com/3175/

@davej@dice.camp
2025-10-12 12:22:40

Per xkcd, every day 10,000 people discover applejack. mastodon.social/@fesshole/1153

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-09-20 17:33:24

I’d venture that the situation depicted in the classic and obligatory xkcd on the topic (xkcd.com/2347/) is rooted in the failure to distinguish (1) and (2).
So is a lot of OSS burnout: somebody shares something cool in the spirit of (1), maybe even tries to be a good individual steward of it, and next thing you know people are beating down their door with demands and complaints as if they are (2).
6/

@doktrock@toad.social
2025-11-26 01:09:06

xkcd: Geologic Core Sample
xkcd.com/3171/

Drawing of a core, with various shaded layers.
TYPICAL GEOLOGIC CORE SAMPLE -TOPSOIL 
TILL- 
GRANITE BEDROCK 
ROOF OF SUBWAY CAR

FLOOR OF SUBWAY CAR 

- MORE GRANITE . 

MUNICIPAL WATER MAIN 

SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT GRANITE 

PIECE OF SCREAMING SPELUNKER'S FOREARM 

COOL CRYSTALS WITH NO RESALE VALUE 

MANGLED FRAGMENTS - OF DRILLBIT FROM PREVIOUS ATTEMPT 

SOME BORING INTRUSIVE ROCK THAT'S BASICALLY GRANITE AND HAS A NAME LIKE "DIORITE" OR "ANDALITE" THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO LOOK UP 

BALROG WING-…
@adulau@infosec.exchange
2025-11-02 11:45:10

Sometimes I understand why people design new standards or formats when the existing ones can’t be extended (whether due to practical constraints, authority, or bureaucracy) or simply aren’t flexible enough to evolve. I think the XKCD comic doesn’t include that aspect.
And yes, maybe new standards will appear.
#nocontext

Sometimes I understand why people design new standards or formats when the existing ones can’t be extended (whether due to practical constraints, authority, or bureaucracy) or simply aren’t flexible enough to evolve. I think the XKCD comic doesn’t include that aspect.

And yes, maybe new standards will appear.

#nocontext #threatintelligence #threatintel #standards
@marcel@waldvogel.family
2025-11-21 10:31:29

Das #XKCD-Bild wächst und wächst.
U.a. via bsky.app/profile/alexmak.net/p

Der XKCD-Comic zu Komplexität und Abhängigkeit erweitert um KI, die alles dreht, um Angry Birds, die das beschiessen, Fische, die Glasfaserkabel anbeissen uvam.
@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2025-12-10 16:36:15

What happens when you take an XKCD joke too literally
Stacktower: An Accidental Deep Dive
stacktower.io/

@gla@mastodon.social
2025-10-13 14:06:47

Glorious
xkcd.com/3154/

@ruario@vivaldi.net
2025-12-08 08:28:01

@… LOL, I actually wondered the same thing. Maybe the XKCD is wrong and you should have to try and create a tar command that is not valid! 😂

@jonquark@mastodon.org.uk
2025-12-05 21:29:53

I think about XKCD's lucky ten-thousand very often:
xkcd.com/1053/
But the birth rate in the UK is about 600K not 4M.... So in the UK, it would really be lucky 1500 which doesn't have quite the same ring.

@dichotomiker@dresden.network
2025-11-08 07:38:22

Mein Paper7 von https://paperless.paper braucht Input. Könnt ihr daily Cartoons wie xkcd empfehlen? Gerne auch farbiges!
#eink #bilderrahmen #batteriebetrieben

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2025-12-02 18:01:47

xkcd discusses how much energy you can generate by typing
but fails to consider that someone in charge of a powerstation can type in a command that generates a gigawatt
youtu.be/0L44GEJ5pLE

@grindcrank@fnordon.de
2025-11-25 10:00:57

Jetzt weine ich. Das war vermutlich der XKCD-Comic, der mich am tiefsten getroffen hat bislang. #LastRT

@ruario@vivaldi.net
2025-12-08 08:21:51

@… Tar's biggest issue is that its options are so involved and there are so many implementations of tar that people do tend to mess up the switches. To be fair to you it is not a surprise that you picked the wrong options. I mean… xkcd.com 1168. 😉

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-12-01 17:04:36

#love #laughter #hope #Insight