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@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-21 03:00:02

I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had
to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights. Now it looks
like I'm the only one moving.
I was pulled over for speeding today. The officer said, "Don't you know
the speed limit is 55 miles an hour?" And I said, "Yes, but I wasn't going
to be out that long."
I put a new engine in my car, but didn…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-08 16:06:32

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Yeah Yeah Yeahs:
🎵 Spitting Off the Edge of the World (Lush Version)
#YeahYeahYeahs
yeahyeahyeahs.bandcamp.com/tra
open.spotify.com/track/0JX23XA

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-01-10 12:47:08

Good Morning #Canada
Congratulations to me on hitting 1000 Good Morning posts. Actually I have no idea how many posts I've published and I even asked Google Gemini and it didn't have a clue. Stupid #AI. My guesstimate would be 1,100 , based on when I started the habit. Last summer I thought about celebrating #1000 and calculated September 30th would be relatively close... and then forgot about the idea.
Most mornings I wake without any content I plan to post. So it's a relaxing web surf with coffee to find something interesting or humorous. I keep this commitment because I enjoy learning about Canada's heroes, history, geography, trivia, and quirks.
I don't remember enough about my posts, and too lazy to go back and review, to list any favourites. Some of the weekly series are fun, I enjoy the #BigStuffInSmallTowns features, and anything involving #Beavers is patriotic and an opportunity to drag you all down to my level.
And Yes, today's post is kinda a filler....
#CanadaIsAwesome #Anniversary