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@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-16 20:00:01

Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
"Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?"
"Well, yes, I am."
"Sorry. We don't serve strings here."
The determined string left the bar and stopped a passer-by. "Excuse,
me," it said, "would you shred my ends and tie me up like a pretzel?" The
passer-by obliged, and the string re-entered the bar. "May I have a beer,
please?" …

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-01-16 00:32:43

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@sascha_wolfer@fediscience.org
2026-01-16 07:10:55

Allen *was* zum Trotz?
- Unkenrufen
- Widrigkeiten
- Widerständen
- Warnungen
- Beteuerungen
- Schwierigkeiten
- Gerüchten
- Bemühungen
- Dementis
- Protesten
(TOP 10 einer Korpusabfrage in KorAP des @…)
#linguistik

@egallager@social.treehouse.systems
2025-11-15 23:39:02

Updated with additional ideas:
- White Park
- around the Centennial
- around the backside of CHS
- along Bow Brook until it joins the Turkey River
- up to the Heights and around the Concord Municipal Airport
- along that new trail going in on the other side of the river
- to Granite State Candies and back
- watch a movie at Red River Theater
- to the Post Office on the other side of the river
- to the bus station... take the bus to Boston?

@Simone21@mastodon.social
2025-11-15 21:25:48

Öl-Lobbyisten abwählen.
Grüne wählen.
Benziner verkaufen.
Elektroauto kaufen, Velo fahren, zu Fuss gehen, ÖV nutzen.
Solarpanels aufs Dach.
Weniger Fleisch essen.
Reisen immer CO2-neutral.
Eigene Entscheidungen hinterfragen.
Sich von dem Gedanken verabschieden, dass man "sich alles verdient" hat.
Sich bewusst machen, dass Konsum gar nicht glücklich macht...
und das Glück auf andere Weise suchen.
Die Öl-Industrie lebt von unser…

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-16 15:00:01

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"A perfect opportunity, Xcolit, to
capture a specimen of the intelligent
life form of the Earth planet!"

@sascha_wolfer@fediscience.org
2026-01-16 10:47:49

Häufigkeiten für X in [Aa]lle[nm] X zum Trotz:
- Unkenrufen: 7.310
- Widrigkeiten: 2.415
- Widerständen: 1.057
- Warnungen: 915
- Beteuerungen: 714
- Schwierigkeiten: 563
- Gerüchten: 526
- Bemühungen: 482
- Dementis: 429
- Protesten: 359
(Gesamthäufigkeit aller X: 36.976 Tokens; Anzahl X: 5.962 Types; Korpusgröße: 21,6 Milliarden Tokens)

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-15 22:00:01

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Friday),
There will be a convention held in the
Women's Club which is strictly for Men.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
It was a summer's day in winter,
And the snow was raining fast,
As a barefo…

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-15 10:00:02

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