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"Every Briton should stockpile water and food supplies, government advises" https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/oct/22/britain-prepare-infrastructure-attacks-hostile-states-wes-streeting

Every Briton should stockpile water and food supplies, government advises
Be Ready campaign aims to prepare UK for impact of climate crisis, technological dependency and threats by hostile state

Saints vs. Steelers: Aaron Rodgers, Tyler Shough to duel in first-ever game in Paris

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/steelers-vs-saints-how-to-watch-odds-preview-predictio…

Heat killed a record 50,000 people in European cities this summer,
new research suggests,
with scientists blaming climate breakdown for two in every three of the deaths.
Hot days pushed vulnerable bodies into overdrive and warm nights prevented them from recovering.
Morgues and funeral homes filled with bodies from June to August
as the heat added by planet-baking pollution cut short an extra 32,000 lives in urban areas,
the researchers found.
The “…

Heat killed ‘staggering’ 50,000 people in Europe’s cities this summer, scientists warn
People succumbed to heat at highest rates in Malta, Italy and Hungary, with health issues, loneliness and poverty exacerbating toll

What started as a “two week” (*laughs*) breaking change has mushroomed into a giant six-month monster that has hugely improved every part of Kitten but fuck me if I ever let it get this bad again. So overwhelmed right now and focussing on the small mechanical steps to pull it all together. Fingers crossed I’ll be able to release it this month and then get back to Catalyst and Meow.
Can’t wait to return to frequent small iterations and updates.

Ever Wanted To Bowl A Cacodemon In Doom?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GAc89jatKgM

Want to locate every file on your machine that still contains the problematic AAA or eMuhdra CAs? Here's a ripgrep command line:
https://gist.github.com/neverpanic/8e5dc3a75a3cff9d986954491b9d65e7
Scans for the public keys (or modulus of the RSA CA) i…

Find traces of emSign Root TLS CA - G3, emSign Root CS CA - G3, AAA Certificate Services, emSign ECC Root CA - G3 in binary or base64
Find traces of emSign Root TLS CA - G3, emSign Root CS CA - G3, AAA Certificate Services, emSign ECC Root CA - G3 in binary or base64 - gist:8e5dc3a75a3cff9d986954491b9d65e7

The List on the Refrigerator
Every kitchen has some version of it: the list on the refrigerator, held up by a magnet from a pizza place that closed two summers ago....
https://bolesblogs.com/2026/09/24/the-list-on-the-refrigerator/

✅ Every rewrite is backed by formal verification: Maxwell produces proofs that the replacement code is equivalent. The same process can prove the absence of memory errors; doubleAI says it found memory-safety issues in Python itself this way.
📊 Claimed results: data pipelines more than 38x faster, AI inference kernels more than 4.5x faster. The 4K video model LTX-2.5 ran nearly twice as fast after Maxwell cut data exchange between GPUs and dropped unnecessary token padding.

After working in the NT in the lat 80s, early 90s, I thought I'd covered every crazy story about the local politicians. ( My favourites were the MP who punched another fan while at the footy, and the Mines and Energy minister drinking water from the Ranger tailings dam to prove uranium was safe.)
I didn't expect them to keep electing crazy people in the 21st century.
"NT minister claims Earth’s magnetic poles could flip if territory doesn’t use more groundwater&quot…

Twelve, Neither More Nor Less
The jury box in a Florida criminal courtroom holds six chairs. In one of those courtrooms, in West Palm Beach, six people heard the state's case against a chiropractor named Hamed Kian, and they convicted him on every count....
https://bolesblogs.com/2026/10/23/twel<…