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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-09 21:24:03

Source: Alford to sign with Bills on 3-year deal espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/481564

Source: Bills to sign Dee Alford to 3-year deal worth up to $21M - ESPN
Free agent cornerback Dee Alford plans to sign with the Buffalo Bills on a three-year deal worth up to $21 million, a source told ESPN.

@jacobgudiol@mastodonsweden.se
2026-02-10 08:00:05

"Resultaten visar att ofarliga extra hjärtslag var vanliga vid båda typerna av kallvattenexponering. Vid ansiktsdopp förekom även mer uttalade hjärtrytmrubbningar, samtidigt som pulssänkning var större än vid helkroppsdopp.
Forskarna bedömer dock att risken för allvarliga arytmier är låg vid mycket kortvariga dopp i isvak, under förutsättning att individen är frisk och inte doppar huvudet."
Bad i isvak innebär låg risk för allvarlig arytmi bland unga

Ny studie visar: Bad i isvak innebär låg risk för allvarlig arytmi bland unga

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-05-07 18:27:54

i thought it was called system administration
alvarado.social/@dave/11652973

Dave Alvarado (@dave@alvarado.social)
There's a word for taking code you didn't write or read, running it through tests you didn't write or read, and putting it in production. That word is "negligence".

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-03-10 04:15:24

God... we are so very, very, bad.
#Canucks
A 16 save shutout.
16.
This might just be the worst team in Canucks history. I've been a fan since 1982's cup run as a kid… there have been some very bad teams.
This is a very, very bad team.
#NHL #HNOM
albernivalleynews.com/2026/03/

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-05-07 19:35:40

To The Surprise Of No One, Cops Are Using ALPR Cameras To Stalk Their Exes | Techdirt
techdirt.com/2026/05/07/to-the

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-05-10 01:41:28

Um …. ACME Supermarkets? Why are Hebrew National hot dogs in Personal Care / Health? Am I using them wrong?
#ACME #Albertsons #HebrewNational

A screenshot from the ACME Supermarkets app showing the Hebrew National Family Pack of hot dogs in the Personal Care & Health section. The item on the opposite side of the page is for Poise or Depends
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-03-09 22:35:52

Rep. Kevin Kiley leaves GOP, further shrinking Speaker Johnson's majority (Mariana Alfaro/Washington Post)
washingtonpost.com/politics/20
memeorandum.com/260309/p131#a2

@nico@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-05-09 13:48:09

Alfred sur les serviettes
#Caturday #catsofmastodon

Un chat curieux jette un coup d'œil derrière des serviettes jaunes et roses, avec une structure en bois en arrière-plan. Le chat a de grands yeux brillants et un pelage tabby. A curious cat peeks out from behind yellow and pink towels, with a wooden structure in the background. The cat has large, bright eyes and a tabby coat.
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-02-10 17:20:50

I'm raising money for Sage Haven Society in Port Alberni
walk.w-ith.me/chris
I've raised my bar this year to $2000 in honour of Ellen Frood, their former and amazing executive director who has done so much for our community and passed away suddenly last year.
Only have $700 to go to my goal!
Sage Haven has provided a women's shelter for decades and now provides more services for all fleeing gender-based violence.
Mastodon has been so amazing. Any amount helps.
Thanks.❤️

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-05-06 16:26:56

Why are conservative parties not only always deeply corrupt and often doing illegal things... but also traitorous?
The UCP, "Centurion Project" and "Republican Party of Alberta" are all so tainted with this scandal that Jason Kenney... yes Jason Kenney... is playing the victim.
I feel bad for Albertans, but they've also brought a lot of it on themselves by voting these bozos in time and time again.
#ABpoli #CanPoli #CdnPoli
cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/el