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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-09 21:24:03

Source: Alford to sign with Bills on 3-year deal espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/481564

Source: Bills to sign Dee Alford to 3-year deal worth up to $21M - ESPN
Free agent cornerback Dee Alford plans to sign with the Buffalo Bills on a three-year deal worth up to $21 million, a source told ESPN.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-10 19:18:20

Albert Breer on Kyle Pitts Signing His Tag, Kirk Cousins as a Mentor, Jimmy Garoppolo's Market si.com/nfl/video/albert-breer-

Albert Breer on Kyle Pitts Signing His Tag, Kirk Cousins as a Mentor, Jimmy Garoppolo's Market
Senior NFL Reporter Albert Breer breaks down the latest in NFL news including why Kyle Pitts signing his franchise tag is actually a good thing for him. Plus, he discusses Kirk Cousins and his new role with the Raiders and Jimmy Garoppolo's potential landing spots in 2026. 0:04 Show Open 0:24 Kyle Pitts signs his Franchise Tag 4:58 Kirk Cousins ready to be a mentor 8:08 Jimmy Garoppolo's landing spots Sports Illustrated offers sports fans trusted, authentic, agenda-free reporting and …

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-03-10 04:15:24

God... we are so very, very, bad.
#Canucks
A 16 save shutout.
16.
This might just be the worst team in Canucks history. I've been a fan since 1982's cup run as a kid… there have been some very bad teams.
This is a very, very bad team.
#NHL #HNOM
albernivalleynews.com/2026/03/

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-05-07 18:27:54

i thought it was called system administration
alvarado.social/@dave/11652973

Dave Alvarado (@dave@alvarado.social)
There's a word for taking code you didn't write or read, running it through tests you didn't write or read, and putting it in production. That word is "negligence".

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-10 18:08:16

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #SundayFeature
Ali Farka Touré:
🎵 Kadi Kadi (London, October 1987)
#AliFarkaTouré
open.spotify.com/track/1u68ufg

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-05-10 01:41:28

Um …. ACME Supermarkets? Why are Hebrew National hot dogs in Personal Care / Health? Am I using them wrong?
#ACME #Albertsons #HebrewNational

A screenshot from the ACME Supermarkets app showing the Hebrew National Family Pack of hot dogs in the Personal Care & Health section. The item on the opposite side of the page is for Poise or Depends
@servelan@newsie.social
2026-05-07 19:35:40

To The Surprise Of No One, Cops Are Using ALPR Cameras To Stalk Their Exes | Techdirt
techdirt.com/2026/05/07/to-the

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-03-09 22:35:52

Rep. Kevin Kiley leaves GOP, further shrinking Speaker Johnson's majority (Mariana Alfaro/Washington Post)
washingtonpost.com/politics/20
memeorandum.com/260309/p131#a2

@nico@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-05-09 13:48:09

Alfred sur les serviettes
#Caturday #catsofmastodon

Un chat curieux jette un coup d'œil derrière des serviettes jaunes et roses, avec une structure en bois en arrière-plan. Le chat a de grands yeux brillants et un pelage tabby. A curious cat peeks out from behind yellow and pink towels, with a wooden structure in the background. The cat has large, bright eyes and a tabby coat.
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-05-06 16:26:56

Why are conservative parties not only always deeply corrupt and often doing illegal things... but also traitorous?
The UCP, "Centurion Project" and "Republican Party of Alberta" are all so tainted with this scandal that Jason Kenney... yes Jason Kenney... is playing the victim.
I feel bad for Albertans, but they've also brought a lot of it on themselves by voting these bozos in time and time again.
#ABpoli #CanPoli #CdnPoli
cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/el