2026-04-13 14:27:45
I live near a fancy mafia family-owned private club here in #NYC and they often throw events that I find tacky and distasteful.Today is exceptional, though:
#Adobe is sponsoring a party for its AI products and they’ve paid for multiple cars with their “Adobe Firefly” (gen AI product) branding to literally drive around narrow busy streets in a circle during rush hour on a Monday.
Oh and all the cars are driven by young women with a ton of makeup.
Ugh.
An adobe rep somewhere probably maybe definitely…
“This is the inevitable future”
me: fuck your future Adobe.
💩
#enshitification #Adobe #AI #cloud #bucks
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