@raysofred@discordian.social2026-06-20 01:25:48
#advicetoaliens You don’t need to kidnap people to probe them. There are plenty willing to volunteer
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@zydecopaws@pnw.zone2026-06-20 01:22:39
Please, no poetry.
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@zydecopaws@pnw.zone2026-06-20 01:55:48
You might want to wear a mask.
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@zydecopaws@pnw.zone2026-06-20 01:18:20
Don’t panic. And always take a towel.
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@zydecopaws@pnw.zone2026-06-20 01:06:21
Avoid heavily wooded areas, as predators are there.
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@zydecopaws@pnw.zone2026-06-20 01:03:32
Avoid men in tactical gear with the letters ICE on them.
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@zydecopaws@pnw.zone2026-06-20 01:27:54
You should probably talk to the dolphins before they leave.
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@zydecopaws@pnw.zone2026-06-20 01:51:18
“As seen on TV” is not the mark of quality you think it is.
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@zydecopaws@pnw.zone2026-06-20 01:00:56
You really don’t want to meet our leader. Why don’t you come back in a few years?
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@zydecopaws@pnw.zone2026-06-20 01:35:58
Hey Jabba, if you are looking for your cousin he lives in Washington DC at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
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