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@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-06 18:54:49

Repository of forkbombs in various languages github.com/aaronryank/fork-bom

@bilbo_le_hobbit@mamot.fr
2026-08-09 15:44:38

Une poire Guyot, seule rescapée d'un printemps qui a grillé la plupart des fleurs du verger et d'un été trop chaud. Il reste une William rouge Š ramasser (la seule elle aussi). tôt dans la saison, j'ai vu quelques nectarines mais les oiseaux ont été plus rapides. Les rares mirabelles ont disparu en 24 heures. À venir, une poignée de reine des reinettes si elles ne cuisent pas toutes sur l'arbre, des reinettes d'Armorique, nos premiers kiwis. Coings et quetsches ne conna…

petite poire biscornue de la variété Guyot posée sur une table
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-07-10 13:22:22

This whole thread is great, and makes me think of this “Schlock Mercenary” strip
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyyq5

4 panel comic strip featuring “Elf” (a petite light skinned femme human, with short cropped blonde hair who is normally very short but she’s wearing giant armored prosthetic legs and a bikini at the moment), captain Tagon (a tall blonde, fit, competent version of Zap Brannigan)
Elf: I'm not talking about bored. I'm really trying to tell you that I really enjoy your company.
Narrator: Let's try another flirtation metaphor, shall we?
Red-headed RPGer: My sorceress casts Lustful Fireball!
125 cubi…
@carturo222@ohai.social
2026-09-06 22:34:06

We have to be patient with Mitch McConnell's absence. It's hard to connect what's left of his brain to the RoboMitch armor suit.

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-05 19:13:06

Hoje recomeçam as aulas. Mas não quero me arrumar pra sair pra dar aula não. #comofas?

On a sunny morning in July 2026,
hundreds of heavily armed immigration agents in camouflage stormed a greenhouse complex in Camarillo,
an hour north of Los Angeles.
They came with face masks, guns, chemical munitions and armored tactical vehicles,
blocking access along a road lined by produce fields.
What unfolded next would irreversibly transform the lives of many there that day.
It was after 10am when Santiago*,
an undocumented farmworker from Mex…

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2026-07-10 06:42:09

#BillyWarlock
Season 1 Episode 13 "Armored Car"
#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch

@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-06-30 08:45:44

2h2min Podcast von #ErklärMirDieWelt zu #Fediverse mit @…

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-26 16:42:23

O trabalho de hoje é arrumar meu quarto-bibliioteca, limpar e organizar meus livros. Tentando arrumar coragem, a vontade é de ficar o dia inteiro na cama lendo ou vendo TV rs.

Quite a lot of journalists and political columnist types find progressives more irritating than they find Nazis off-putting.
aaronrosspowell.com/3mlqxgn3hz