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@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-07-10 14:22:57

“We’ve always been at war with the Gotoro Empire.”
#StardewValley #GotoroEmpire #AltText

This is a screenshot of the game Stardew Valley on iOS. The date is Winter Day 11, Year 1. In this pop up dialog with the character Sam, he says “My Dad is in the military. fighting against the Gotoro Empire. That's why he's not here.”
@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-09 20:44:27

RE: #AltText.

A three-panel, monochrome photocomic.

Panel 1: A young woman with short hair in a sleeveless dress, against a backdrop of vegetation, captioned “It was a sweet day when I realized”

Panel 2: A closeup of a child’s balloon, captioned “legal and illegal had nothing to do with”

Panel 3: A closeup of the woman’s closed hand, its back brushing the back of a park bench, captioned “right and wrong.”

The image is credited to E Horne and J Comeau of asofterworld.com
@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-06 22:54:56

RE: #AltText.

A tweet by Max Tassy (@stillworking1003):

“Your future doctors is using ChatGPT to pass med school.

“Now is probably a good time to start working out and eating healthy.”
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-08-31 01:05:36

#AltText: a picture of mitch mcconnell, with the caption "Blocks maternity leave." "Goes on eternity leave." partyon.xyz/@nando161/11718662

@SmartmanApps@dotnet.social
2026-08-05 23:15:51

RE: #Windows users for creating

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-06-22 09:30:30

Interesting post without alt-text: favourite.
Interesting post with alt-text: boost.
#altText

@cheeaun@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 08:41:37

This account and accounts that I own ( @… , @… ) now have #AltText for both profile picture and header.
Available on Mastodon…

Edit profile dialog showing header and profile picture upload fields with image previews and description text boxes.
Profile page for "Chee Aun" with a dropdown menu open showing options like "View profile image" and "View profile header".
Media viewer on Phanpy showing header banner image with ALT text badge and full description below.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-08-05 02:49:48

Stolen to add #AltText. mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/

An apology, to my wife:

1am sorry,
The kids were playing
Some sort of cowboy game

The five year old
Kept yelling
'Yippee Ki Yay'

I did not think.
Instinctively, I
Finished the phrase.

And now he knows
A new word.
@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-06-30 16:01:08

Tantrum!
#AltText #NonSequitur

This is a screenshot from the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

This shot shows a screen from an advertisement for the fictional soda called “Tantrum”, which has the selling tagline of “highest caffeine level available over the counter”.

The soda and label are colored green. The shot features icons of a person skateboarding and another person riding an off-road motorcycle. I think the advertisement visuals are a nod to Mountain Dew, even though standard Mountain Dew does not extremely high caffe…
@davej@dice.camp
2026-08-04 09:36:53

Stolen to add #AltText. mastodon.social/@thefunnypages

A single-panel cartoon—Mother Goose & Grimm, by Mike Peters—entitled “Geese Flight Attendants”:

A goose wearing glasses and a blue collar stands before a row of other geese facing them. “…And in case of a water landing,” the attendant goose says, “your seats can be used as a floatation device.”

A goose at the other end of the pack of spectators ignores the attendant, their attention focused on reading their copy of Goose Week. “Yeah, yeah,” this inattentive goose thinks. “I’ve heard it before…
@davej@dice.camp
2026-06-29 21:03:58

RE: #AltText.

A post by din-and-standard, dated Aug 18, 2022:

“Due to various scheduling issues of living across the country and being adults none of my friends except one could make it to my birthday so we decided to buy a cake and serve it to the people at a bar to just create a birthday party. Which worked pretty well until my friend excitedly went ‘Do you know what happened on this very important day?’ to announce my birthday only for one girl to interrupt them even more excitedly with ‘The day Germany …
@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2026-08-22 15:38:26

Its memeday. Take a meme, share a #meme. #AltText or thus be masto-judged.

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-16 11:51:49

By now I have ~thousand pictures worthy of sharing (from travel and living in USA, Europe, India), but I won't get to sharing most of them because I don't have the energy or time to write alt text, and I'm unwilling to post pics without alt text.
*C'est a la vie*.
#pictures #altText #duty #socialMedia

@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-17 00:21:48

Stolen to add #AltText.
#auspol #AI theb…

An editorial cartoon by Cathy Wilcox. Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese anxiously sits at a laptop in front of a door labelled “Office of AI”. He asks the computer, “How do I deal with AI?”

The computer replies: “That's a great question, Anthony! I can see you really want to do the smart thing in spite of all the risks, climate implications and likely human cost. I can help you look past those inconveniences and focus on producing optimal outcomes for my owners while making you sound …
@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-15 22:24:55

RE: #AltText.

A post by Mille (threads.com/@millesini) on Threads:

‘A MAGA literally just messaged me:

‘“ICE is not coming after white people so why do you weird white people have a problem? Be quiet about shit that has nothing to do with you.”

‘And there it is: the absolute definition of white supremacy and zero empathy, spelled out in a single text.’