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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-08-31 01:05:36

#AltText: a picture of mitch mcconnell, with the caption "Blocks maternity leave." "Goes on eternity leave." partyon.xyz/@nando161/11718662

Nando161 (@nando161@partyon.xyz)
Attached: 1 image Pff #mitchmcconell #maga #magats #antidonaldtrump

@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-17 00:21:48

Stolen to add #AltText.
#auspol #AI theb…

An editorial cartoon by Cathy Wilcox. Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese anxiously sits at a laptop in front of a door labelled “Office of AI”. He asks the computer, “How do I deal with AI?” The computer replies: “That's a great question, Anthony! I can see you really want to do the smart thing in spite of all the risks, climate implications and likely human cost. I can help you look past those inconveniences and focus on producing optimal outcomes for my owners while making you sound …
@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-07-10 14:22:57

“We’ve always been at war with the Gotoro Empire.”
#StardewValley #GotoroEmpire #AltText

This is a screenshot of the game Stardew Valley on iOS. The date is Winter Day 11, Year 1. In this pop up dialog with the character Sam, he says “My Dad is in the military. fighting against the Gotoro Empire. That's why he's not here.”
@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-15 22:24:55

RE: #AltText.

A post by Mille (threads.com/@millesini) on Threads: ‘A MAGA literally just messaged me: ‘“ICE is not coming after white people so why do you weird white people have a problem? Be quiet about shit that has nothing to do with you.” ‘And there it is: the absolute definition of white supremacy and zero empathy, spelled out in a single text.’
@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2026-08-22 15:38:26

Its memeday. Take a meme, share a #meme. #AltText or thus be masto-judged.

@SmartmanApps@dotnet.social
2026-08-05 23:15:51

RE: #Windows users for creating

@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-09 20:44:27

RE: #AltText.

A three-panel, monochrome photocomic. Panel 1: A young woman with short hair in a sleeveless dress, against a backdrop of vegetation, captioned “It was a sweet day when I realized” Panel 2: A closeup of a child’s balloon, captioned “legal and illegal had nothing to do with” Panel 3: A closeup of the woman’s closed hand, its back brushing the back of a park bench, captioned “right and wrong.” The image is credited to E Horne and J Comeau of asofterworld.com
@davej@dice.camp
2026-08-05 02:49:48

Stolen to add #AltText. mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/

An apology, to my wife: 1am sorry, The kids were playing Some sort of cowboy game The five year old Kept yelling 'Yippee Ki Yay' I did not think. Instinctively, I Finished the phrase. And now he knows A new word.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-08-04 09:36:53

Stolen to add #AltText. mastodon.social/@thefunnypages

A single-panel cartoon—Mother Goose & Grimm, by Mike Peters—entitled “Geese Flight Attendants”: A goose wearing glasses and a blue collar stands before a row of other geese facing them. “…And in case of a water landing,” the attendant goose says, “your seats can be used as a floatation device.” A goose at the other end of the pack of spectators ignores the attendant, their attention focused on reading their copy of Goose Week. “Yeah, yeah,” this inattentive goose thinks. “I’ve heard it before…
@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-06 22:54:56

RE: #AltText.

A tweet by Max Tassy (@stillworking1003): “Your future doctors is using ChatGPT to pass med school. “Now is probably a good time to start working out and eating healthy.”