Tootfinder

SWMBO has discovered that her pair of Canuckian grandparents are adequate to give her a way to run off to a new life in a non-US jurisdiction . She assures me that she would take me with. She didn’t mention K.
#BadDad

Me: Kyle, you’re just sitting there, is there a problem?
K: Yes.
Me: Can you tell me about the problem?
K: Kyle is happy!
Me: Is that a problem?
K: Yes! <dissolves in laughter and tips over>
#BadDad