Tootfinder

Murder in Minnesota is against state law. What kind of idiot would claim it's not in the state's jurisdiction?
ICE Barbie, that's who.

ICE Barbie Throws Stephen Miller Under the Bus to Save Her Job (Vic Verbalaitis/The Daily Beast)
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-kristi-noem-throws-stephen-miller-under-bus-to-save-her-job/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260127/p145#a260127p145

I don’t have anything to carry around for this. Do you? https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-warns-americans-must-be-prepared-to-prove-citizenship/

ICE Barbie Warns Americans Must Be Prepared to Prove Citizenship
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem defended ICE agents as tensions escalate in Minneapolis.

"My Barbies would have instantly formed up and yeeted this shitbird out of their cardboard box house."
Sec. Felcher Depicts Himself As Action Figure [VIDEO] - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/03/sec-felcher-depicts-himself-as-action-figure-video/

Bye-bye, ice Barbie. Don't forget your "blanket."

BTW - you could be excused for not celebrating #CommonwealthDay because you were overwhelmed by the festivities that you have to jam into your schedule today. In addition to waving the #UnionJack and looking for a good fish & chips restaurant, here are some of today's holidays on the fake holidays calendar.
National Barbie Day
Amerigo Vespucci Day
Bang Clang Day
Canberra Day
Fill Our Staplers Day
National American Paddlefish Day
National Crab Meat Day
National Dishwasher Day
National False Teeth Day
National Get Over It Day
National Heroes and Benefactors Day
National Meatball Day
World Kidney Day
There's only so many hours in a day...

ICE Barbie Makes Desperate Christmas Plea to Boost Failing Deportation App (Tom Latchem/The Daily Beast)
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-makes-desperate-christmas-plea-to-boost-failing-deportation-app/
http://www.memeorandum.com/251222/p80#a251222p80

Weisheitszahnentfernung (ausgewachsener Zahn) hat was sehr traditionelles - ungefähr so (abzgl. Betäubung) dürfte sich Dorfschmied/Barbier als Zahnarzt angefühlt haben ...

«KI-Bildgeneratoren — Vorsicht beim Hochladen eigener Bilder:
Einmal ein Anime-Charakter, eine Barbie oder Held in der Verkaufsverpackung sein? Mit KI-Generatoren reicht ein Foto – doch hinter dem Spaß lauern ernste Gefahren. Warum harmlose Spielerei in Missbrauch und rechtliche Konsequenzen kippen kann […]»
Immer noch glauben viele menschen "nichts" verbergen zu haben. Viele online Dienste bauen auf Datensammelwut auf.
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Vorsicht beim Hochladen von eigenen Fotos in KI-Generatoren
KI-Bildgeneratoren speichern mehr als Fotos. Datenschutzbedenken und rechtliche Folgen sind mögliche Risiken.

ICE Barbie's Latest Stunt Sent Trump Insiders Into Panic (Adam Downer/The Daily Beast)
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbies-latest-stunt-sent-trump-insiders-into-panic/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260111/p12#a260111p12