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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-05 08:33:22

We play Penn State tomorrow. As I said 3 weeks ago... after barely beating Hawaii, I don't see the UCLA Bruins having another win all season.
At least we're gonna make gobs of cash from the BIG 10 conference share of the recent media contract renegotiation... but this is embarrassing.
UCLA Football 2024 schedule
@ Hawaii (W 16-13)
Indiana (L 13-42)
@ LSU (L 17-34)
Oregon (L 13-34)
@ Penn State
Minnesota
@ Rutgers
@ Nebraska

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-05 03:38:59

HAHAHA GREED EXPOSED
"Undecided business owners that say:
"I just don't know enough about her"
...what they really mean is:
"I just want deregulation & tax cuts.""
- Stephanie Ruhle, 11th Hour, MSNBC
#MSNBC #stephanieruhle

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2024-08-05 07:25:09

Ich lebe nicht in der EU aber bin gespannt ob die Erkenntnis irgendwelche und dann in welche Richtung dies Auswirkungen hat und dies über die EU heraus.
»Sechs Tech-Giganten verstoßen gegen EU-Recht:
Laut der Studie der Verbraucherzentrale Bundesverband verstoßen die Konzerne gegen das geltende Digitalmarktgesetz. Sie beeinflussen Nutzer mit manipulativen Designs«
⚖️

@bsdpeter@mas.to
2024-10-06 13:13:31

In my last poll, Debian family won. So, all of you .deb enthusiasts, what was your first release? #debian
pre-Woody
Woody - Squeeze
Wheezy - Buster
Bullseye - now

@kerber@fe.disroot.org
2024-09-01 09:37:40
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Я сильно отстал от федеративной ленты. :c

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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-03 17:26:27

Microsoft's Azure Quantum platform for QCaaS already supports 5 different Quantum Computing providers, not incl. Microsoft's own offerings:
✅ Quantinuum
✅ IonQ
✅ Rigetti
✅ Pasqal
✅ Atom Computing (NEW)
"Microsoft announces the best performing logical qubits on record and will provide priority access to reliable quantum hardware in Azure Quantum"

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 04:00:47

Which of these are true? 😁
1️⃣ Chris Hemsworth's first job was cleaning human breast pumps.
2️⃣ Jimmy Fallon was once saved from wild coyotes by Dolph Lundgren.
3️⃣ Kumail Nanjiani tried to murder someone in Singapore.
Find out on:
✅ "True Confessions with Chris Hemsworth and Kumail Nanjiani" - Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2024-08-05 06:50:28

Auch deswegen nutze ich @… so weit es geht und installiere nur das was ich wirklich nutze.
»Achtung im Google-Play-Store – Diese 5 Apps laden fiese Spyware auf dein Smartphone:
Ein Sicherheitsunternehmen hat fünf Apps im Google-Play-Store ausgemacht, die von einer bekannten Spionageplattform stammen. Sie sind seit zwei Jahren aktiv und sollen unter an…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 22:02:51

Attn Star Trek fans:
I challenge you to listen to this episode of "A Closer Look" without bursting out laughing at Seth Meyer's legendary reference that only we Trek fans will understand. 🤣
✅ Jack Smith Reveals Damning New Coup Evidence Against Trump in Bombshell Filing: A Closer Look
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 22:28:06

"Tesla's issued a recall on 27,000 Cybertrucks due to an issue with its rear view camera.
Apparently whenever it's on, you can see all the people laughing at you."
- Late Night with Seth Meyers
#humor #cybertruck