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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-02-09 16:36:29

95 Dad jokes from buzzfeed.
82. What did Kermit the Frog say at his puppeteer’s funeral? Not a word.
buzzfeed.com/alanna_marshall/b

95 Best Dark Humor Jokes That Are Morbidly Hilarious
Where did Michael go after the explosion? Everywhere.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-02-10 17:21:11

Sources: KPMG negotiated lower fees from auditor Grant Thornton by arguing that AI will make it cheaper to do the work, and threatened to find a new auditor (Stephen Foley/Financial Times)
ft.com/content/c891c47c-b21f-4

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2025-12-09 23:02:51

we have liftoff

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-02-09 16:07:00
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The little owl, Athena noctua, is well-known as the companion of the goddess Athena, though it is uncertain how she became associated with the nocturnal birds. In Europe, the owl therefore represents wisdom and is the symbol of many a university.
The ancient Greeks showed #Athena with her favourite bird in their art, like for instance this bronze statuette of Athena flying her owl, dated ca.…

Bronze statuette of Athena dressed in a peplos dress flying her owl.
Photo of a flying owl (Athene noctua) approaching in a pitch-black environment.
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-01-10 14:21:40

Troubleshooting the GPU implementation of the CDR PLL in ngscopeclient.
They're supposed to be basically the same just parallelized.
But instead we can see that the GPU version seems to have narrower bandwidth (the p-p of the frequency is significantly smaller) plus a large spike in the jitter histogram at time zero.
The complex dynamics of this make it *very* challenging to troubleshoot. I found and fixed a few unrelated bugs in other blocks and the GUI along the way b…

GPU CDR showing narrower p-p frequency variation and a big jitter spike at zero
CPU CDR showing wider variation in frequency without the spike at zero
@adlerweb@social.adlerweb.info
2025-12-10 21:55:53

Me: Ja, Schlauch, dann platz halt. Ich hab Ersatz da.
Der Ersatz:
-_____-

Duschschlauch. Innerer Gummischlauch geplatzt. Metall spiralförmig auseinandergezogen.
Anderer Duschschlauch in Nahaufnahme. Durch ein kleines Loch sprüht Wasser heraus.
@burger_jaap@mastodon.social
2026-01-09 14:06:27

Großwärmepumpen are heating up Germany: capacity is expected to increase 6x by 2030.
Rivers and sea are increasingly being used as a heat source. The cost of heat pumps appears to be proportional to their size.
These and other findings from a new study:

Map of Germany showing giant heat pumps in operation and planned, with colors indicating heat source.
Development of installed thermal capacity of giant heat pumps in Germany. Approx. 14 MW in 2025, approximately 80 MW by 2030.
Development of installed and planned giant heat pumps according to heat source, showing open water as biggest source for 2025-2030
Investment costs vs. electric capacity shows linear function.
@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-11 00:56:45

Olha a belezura que achei no campus agora hš pouco.
#CatsOfMastodon

Um gato siamês está sentado em uma escada verde escura. A escada é feita de metal e está em frente a uma parede de tijolos laranja. O gato tem pelo bege claro, pelos escuros no rosto e patas escuras. Fornecido por @altbot, gerado localmente e de forma privada usando Gemma3:27b e editado posteriormente pelo autor do toot. 🌱 Energia utilizada: 0.066 Wh
@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-02-10 19:46:17

Thought I saw the #feral #cat coming for some scritches but no, that’s no cat

A possum walks across a long log being used as a retention feature in my back yard
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-11 08:39:23

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SeekAndDestroy
Warbringer:
🎵 Glorious End
#Warbringer
warbringer.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/7BikVD3