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Good thing slapping babies doesn't raise Gross ARR. Some coworker at you company would talk about how excited they are to be VP of baby slapping and how those skeptical about slapping babies will come around when they see the quarterly numbers.
#business

🤬 Personalized pricing can backfire on companies, says study
#business

Personalized pricing can backfire on companies, says study
Personalized pricing, where merchants adjust prices according to the pile of data about a consumer's willingness to pay, has been criticized for its potential to unfairly drive-up prices for certain customers.

🪤 How We Became Captives Of Social Media
#media

"NZ Post is the latest company to drop its climate targets – another sign business is struggling to decarbonise"
#NewZealand #Climate #Business

NZ Post is the latest company to drop its climate targets – another sign business is struggling to decarbonise
A global initiative to encourage businesses to commit to science-backed climate targets may merely be giving the impression of progress.

📉 Private Equity, UnitedHealth Take a Huge Loss as Oregon Bans Corporate Control of Doctors
#business

Protip; when #selfpromoting your #business on #nextdoor, and you are fabricating testimonials, consistency in tone is key.

If your business, with no sense of humor about it, refers to departments within itself as P&PMD and PB&PMC, how am I supposed to interact with you with a straight face? 😆
I mean, even Franz Kafka's gonna laugh at you, right? 😯
(this is based on a true story)
#jobs #business

"Amazon to open fulfilment centre with vertical solar in Japan"
#Japan #Amazon #Business

"104 companies linked to 20% of global environmental conflicts, study finds"
#Business #Environment

104 companies linked to 20% of global environmental conflicts, study finds
A recent study has found that just 104 companies, mostly multinational corporations from high-income countries, are involved in a fifth of the more than 3,000 environmental conflicts it analyzed. The study examined 3,388 conflicts, involving 5,589 companies, recorded in the Global Atlas of Environmental Justice (EJAtlas) as of October 2024. The atlas is the world’s […]

Delta Airlines "dynamic pricing" using AI: ~3% of domestic flights were sold using AI pricing over the past six months. Goal is to boost that to 20%, and eventually get rid of static pricing entirely.
#DeltaAirlines #AI #travel #flying #business #dystopia

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Business As Usual:
🎵 Take Control (feat. Aria)
#BusinessAsUsual
#newRelease 🆕 single
https://symmetryrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/symm067-take-control-feat-aria-midnight-roller
https://open.spotify.com/track/4tEzPSz4LbBrDXcw0Rb8RD

Lemme grok this:
> xAI launched "SuperGrok Heavy," a $300-per-month subscription
Um. No.
#Grok #xAI #GrokAI #AI #LLM #technology #business #Tesla

"Only 1 in 4 small businesses expect to reach net-zero by 2050"
#NetZero #Business #Climate #ClimateChange