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@Stomata@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-17 14:54:37

Me and my Cat:
Me: mew why do you always sleep?
Cat: meow ?
Me: awake already?
Cat: mewo! *stresses her entire body* meooowww!..
Me: .....
Cat: oi human, open the door, I want to go outside 😾
Me: *opens the door*
* 47 seconds later *
Cat: oi human! , open the window 😾
#cats

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-17 08:57:13

I find your lack of Churus disturbing
#Caturday

Photo of a computer monitor With Darth Vader holding out his hand about to force choke someone, except the image is cutoff at the top. A cat head peaking over the monitor, however, perfectly lines up with Vader's helmet, giving the illusion that it's the cat about to force choke someone... (and to be completely honest, they probably would if they could for more snacks)

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-17 17:21:43

Cat, Resting.
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-17 14:07:33

#caturday

Single-panel comic. Three space aliens are standing, looking at a cat sitting on a table. The aliens are covered in scratches. One alien says, “Let’s just tell everyone we probed the cat and the results were inconclusive.

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-17 14:59:08

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Power:
🎵 New York
#NowPlaying #CatPower
https://newyorkceremonymusic.bandcamp.com/track/sea-of-love-cat-power
https://open.spotify.com/track/2YrwSskWmpYuS8ql61M13K

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2025-12-16 19:29:41

A Christmas Story in two pictures.
#christmas #catsOfMastodon #havoc

Lucy the Cat sits on a chair, next to a table with a miniature decorated Christmas tree.

Lucy the Cat sits on a table. On the floor under the table, lies a disemboweled miniature Christmas tree.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-12-14 02:21:41

For #Caturday, a reminder that Widget remains available for adoption in the NYC metro area. She would prefer a calm house without kids (we are not a calm house). She's super affectionate! #CatsOfMastodon

A tabby cat laying on her side on a couch, with someone's hand rubbing her belly. the cat appears to be enjoying it, with her eyes closed and her two white paws forward.

A tabby cat lying on her back in the crack of a gray couch. Her hind legs are pressed against the back of the couch, and her head is at the front of the couch. Her white belly is pointed up in the air, and her front paw is extended as if she's supercat flying through the air.

Same pic of the same tabby cat in the couch crack, just from a slightly different angle. Now the cat is looking at the camera, and her front paw isn't extended as far out.

Same tabby cat on the same gray couch, this time she's near the end of the couch and sitting on her tummy. Her front paws are facing forward, but her head is turned to the side looking at the camera. She looks as if the person behind the camera just said something mean about her mother.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-18 07:15:05

This is what I'm reduced to when I want to eat and Horrible wants to cuddle.
#CatsOfMastondon

Me, trying to eat my meal, while my cat Horrible is very contentedly curled up on me. I am wearing a pale grey hoodie with the slogan "If at first you don't secede, try, try again"

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-01-17 13:13:34

Exhausted from hunting for bumblebee socks, Pixie falls fast asleep. #caturday

A black and white domestic cat is curled-up, fast asleep, with a captured bumblebee-decorated sick at her feet.

@AdamCoffman@mathstodon.xyz
2026-02-17 18:17:07

Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 wants to know why it's taking me so long to grade these papers.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon

Because he's sitting on both the stack of papers and the answer key.

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-12-14 10:50:32

What are #cats good for?
Credits:
------
My #cat
Teeny-tiney decoration by @…
Jingle Bells refrain

A cat's paw cautiously shows up in the frame and a taps a couple of times a teeny-tiny Christmas decoration, knocking it down.

@noellabo@fedibird.com
2025-12-08 17:50:09

お布団の中から顔を出しているように見えますが、敷物です。そこに潜らないように。
#chacha_cat #cat

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-01-11 15:00:46

#cat

A brown and white cat on my back porch. It was eating until it became aware of my presence at the window; now it stares at me as if to say, “can’t you see I’m busy here?” The cat is clean and healthy looking but has no collar, I don’t know where it came from.

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-12-13 18:09:19

Why, how do you transport yours?
#caturday

A black cat with green eyes is being carried in a brown paper shopping bag with twisted-rope handles being carried by a person; only one hand and some mid-body clothing of that person are visible.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 06:58:18

I must go, #Caturday needs me

Video on the cat laying on the floor next to the wall, but because the film perspective is also sideways, the kitty look like it's standing on an edge by a wall. After a bit, the cat turns its head, gets up, and walks away, making it appear as if its walking straight up a walk (as cats have sometimes been known to do)

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2025-12-06 21:57:07

This #cat is making himself comfortable hanging out in his heated bed #caturday #catsofmastodon

Cat casually hanging halfway out of a round heated cat bed

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-15 17:02:55

Today’s cat positioning photo…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk
2026-01-09 21:44:11

#cat #catsofmastodon #catstodon

On a pale bedspread is a tabby cat curled up in a circle, except for one forepaw stuck out.

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-01-10 19:32:00

Sunbeams better than most humans, cat declares #caturday

brown tuxedo cat with half-closed eyes in a sunbeam

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-10 16:57:08

#caturday

Single panel comic. Some cats are sitting around an office conference table. One cat is nudging a coffee cup at the edge of the table. The cat sitting next to that one is scowling. A cat at the head of the table is saying, “Oh for crying out loud! Just knock it off the table already so we can get back to work!”

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-12 13:30:09

Help me name this picture please #caturday #cat #CatsOfMastodon

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-01-13 14:42:58

Snurre the Cat is not affected by the snowfall. He keeps his cool, so to speak.
#CatsOfMastodon #snow

Snurre the Cat relaxing in the window, completely oblivious with regards to the outside snowmageddon.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 14:18:59

Sometimes I try to alleviate the pain by lying face down on a bed. Lately as soon as I do this there’s a cat on my back providing pressure and heat therapy. (And occasional acupuncture!)
#caturday #catsOfMastodon

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-11-18 00:22:20

Bigpaw on the threshold of the kitchen in black and white
#photo #photography #cats #animals

Monochrome capture of a cat on the close end of a door frame: the far room looks pure white and the close room has a wood floor.

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-02-10 19:46:17

Thought I saw the #feral #cat coming for some scritches but no, that’s no cat

A possum walks across a long log being used as a retention feature in my back yard

‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-01-10 19:32:00

Sunbeams better than most humans, cat declares #caturday

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-12-30 15:30:52

When you lay down for a #cat nap (a nap with a cat), but after a third nightmare decide there's no point.

@alejandrobdn@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-31 14:07:48

It's hard to believe how this mischievous little cat, who was saved at the last minute by my cousin, has improved the lives of my whole family.
Adopt, folks. It's a responsibility, but they give back more than they take away.
cc @…
#catsofmastodon

@_tillwe_@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 18:33:19

#caturday

Black cat in the sun, a shadow of a metal grid, a yellow wall

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-10 19:30:35

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Father And Son
#NowPlaying #CatStevens
https://forevermaybe.bandcamp.com/track/cat-stevens-father-and-son
https://open.spotify.com/track/476V2d6iA2tWXgQboKmTtA

@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-01-02 20:21:13

Got tuna?
#FensterFreitag #Caterday

Looking out of a window from the inside. A grey and white cat is peering intently into the room from the outside windowsill. Behind the cat is a whitewashed wall and a large green bush. There are various objects on the inside windowsill; a mortar and pestle, a rock, a piece of art glass, some blue bottles.

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-12 14:21:37

Tell you what, "owner". In my books, every day is #Caturday the 13th, CATpisci?
#cat #CatsOfMastodon

@AdamCoffman@mathstodon.xyz
2026-01-17 14:35:47

#Caturday nap time for Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 in 3...2...1
#cats #CatsOfMastodon

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-25 02:09:32

We are outnumbered by cats right now. No matter where you turn - whether it's the floor, a counter, or you want to escape upstairs.. boom, cat.
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday

A cardboard box on the floor, with a tabby cat (Twig) sitting upright in it. The cat has wide eyes and is alert, looking at me as I take the picture.

An unfinished wood counter top, with a tuxedo cat (Clove) sitting on top like a loaf of bread. Unlike Twig, who's alert, her eyes are half closed and she looks bored. She has a white chest and a mostly white face.

A living room scene (messy, due to kids). In the foreground there's a dark wood staircase railing, and on the railing sits ANOTHER tuxedo cat (Erie). Unlike Clove, Erie is mostly black with just little white paw tips and a white chest. From the back, you'd think she was a completely black cat. Her face is so dark that her features are almost invisible, except for some green half-rings in her eyes.

Another tabby cat (Widget), this one on a gray couch. Her butt is facing the camera, but her head is turned torwards it. She has white mitten paws, but the rest of her is standard tabby.

@noellabo@fedibird.com
2025-12-30 03:10:33

いつも寝る場所
#ネコノナ #chacha_cat #cat

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2026-01-21 18:40:47

I'm bored now peoples. You finish it.
#catsOfMastodon #cat

A cat sitting in front of a half finished puzzle, given the impression he has been working on it

@davej@dice.camp
2025-12-24 13:04:00

I wish my #cat were so casual about his duties. Every morning he shepherds us through this sequence:
• I use the bathroom.
• I feed him breakfast, which he ceremoniously takes a few bites of.
• I open the lounge room blind for sun and the sliding door for breeze.
• He wakes my wife to herd her to the lounge.
• I make my wife tea and breakfast.
• My wife puts the TV on.
…

GeriAQuin (@GeriAQuin@mstdn.social)
Attached: 1 image #Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

@patrickquin@furry.engineer
2026-01-24 10:06:32

This #caturday I feel compelled to remind folks that IRL cats, as obligate carnivores, cannot taste sweetness.
https://www.petmd.com/cat/nutrition/can-cats-taste-sweet-things

Can Cats Taste Sweet Things?
Does your cat try to steal a bite or a lick of certain desserts? Dr. Sandra Mitchell explains whether cats have the same taste buds we do and why some cats might be drawn to sweet things.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-01 21:01:25

durin's bane so big now
bebebebebebe
#cats

my black cat when she was real tiny curled up on me

my black cat now big n fluffy curled up on me in the same spot as she always does since she was teeny

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-10 16:49:26

#caturday

Single panel comic. A cat is sitting on a chair holding a guitar. There is a microphone on a stand in front of it. The cat is saying, “This next one is called ‘Leave Me the #!@* Alone.’”

@hakona@im.alstadheim.no
2026-01-10 14:39:19

#Caturday Big drama in a small bundle .
Our recent addition to the family.

Cat in blanket on couch. Small toy gets pulled into "lair". Whole bundle rolls onto floor. No panic

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2026-01-10 16:53:12

Stre-e-e-tch.
#caturday

A black cat, on its back, writhing and casting shadows.

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 17:44:24

Warm February in Pasadena. Very hard on the #Caturday cat. Look how he suffers.

Brown tuxedo cat laying outside amongst roses & green grass, with a white picket fence and a palm tree in the background

Brown tuxedo cat laying outside amongst roses & green grass

@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2025-12-01 22:16:03

Was hoping to watch a show about engineering and Venice, but snooker had overrun. Cats are fascinated.
Turnip has taken up residence in our Xmas tree stand’s cover/cat thunderdome
#CatsOfMastodon

Two cats sit staring at a TV showing snooker. One of them is sat inside a wicker basket which is meant to be a cover for a Christmas tree stand, but actually is used for “lovely games” where the winner takes up residence until the next cat challenger arrives

@mariyadelano@hachyderm.io
2026-01-26 05:30:21

Danny said that it’s time to stop writing my novel, and to get busy petting him instead. (He’s sitting atop my notebook)
#cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-12-06 21:28:56

For this #Caturday, the #feral #cat who lives out back visited my lap again 😻 None of my indoor kitties have ever been lap cats, so to have the outside cat nap there is a real gift.

I’m sitting outside on the back porch and a brown feral tabby cat is in my lap. She’s curled up, her eyes are heavy, and she’s kneading dough (with claws very much out, not pictured)

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-09 21:08:00

Oh, how the tables have turned. 3-4 years ago, she was in her mom's belly. Now her mom is cuddled up to _her_ belly. #CatsOfMastodon

Two cats on a pink blanket. A larger black cat w/ white paws (Erie) is stretched out, asleep, on her side. A smaller tuxedo cat (Clove) is curled up next to her, face hidden under her paws and head/butt pushed into Erie's belly.

@Migurski@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 19:56:31

Oliver being grouchy on the back steps because it is raining #caturday

@lanefu@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-29 19:57:59

I'm being a little mopey because Ranger the cat quit the family and ran off because of the "new" dog.
#caturday

Grey cat sitting on hardwood floor looking up implying I betrayed him, but in reality, he is the coward and I must remember that.

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2025-11-29 19:35:36

This #cat is enjoying a quiet Saturday. Stay warm folks! #catsofmastodon #caturday

Grey cat all snuggled up in blankets, half asleep

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-10 21:18:03

Guess I need to buy a bigger cat bed
#Caturday

Photo of a tiny kitten sitting on one side of a couch, barely filling it up. Doesn't matter though, kitty calls dibs on the whole thing.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-10 23:37:38

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicArtistInResidence
Cat Power:
🎵 Nude As The News
#CatPower
https://rebuild1.bandcamp.com/track/nude-as-the-news-cat-power-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/6cu0DiairWxhGUujhhcorj

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-02-14 02:59:58

#caturday

Single panel comic.
A guy is sitting in an easy chair in his livingroom. A cat is curled up on his lap. There is a box on the floor next to the chair, on which are the words, Electric Blanket. The man talking on his phone, saying, “Yes, it’s still available. Never opened it. I haven’t needed it.”

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-03 10:50:45

I wanted to write something earlier, but the #cat laid her head on the space bar.

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2025-11-30 09:26:34

You done eating soon?
I needs rubs and scritches!
Snurre the Cat is needful some mornings.
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

Snurre the Cat is a grey cat with a white spot on his chest. He is lying on his back on a red and white Gingham covered kitchen table, eyeballing the photographer up close

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-01-04 01:25:37

Cat looks askance at this Saturday #Caturday

Brown tuxedo cat looking with suspicion at the camera

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-12-13 22:34:22

Live, from my lap, it’s #Caturday night!

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-10 16:42:13

The might house panther
#Caturday

Photo of an adorable black cat laying on the floor by it's prey, a wireless mouse. Now the human can use their hands for better things... like petting the kitty or opening doors when requested.

@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 18:34:02

Turnip is obsessed with getting into our loft - we let him have a roam around while we were putting the Xmas decorations away. Look at his pleased little face!
#CatsOfMastodon

A photo taken from inside our loft looking down through the hatch. Turnip - a strawberry blond ginger doofus of a cat - is being cuddled like a baby whilst he stares with a pleased face back up into the loft

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-12-16 01:53:11

The paw sits on the edge of a cheap but authentic oriental rug
#photo #photography #cats #monochrome

Grey, black and white cat makes smouldering eye contact with her tail bent to to the right

‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-01-04 01:25:37

Cat looks askance at this Saturday #Caturday

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 17:31:43

There’s a cat on my sweatshirt, which can mean only one thing… I need to wear a different sweatshirt today.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-03 18:12:05

Pause for a moment to enjoy this tiny blep. Okay, now you can resume your doom scrolling...
#Caturday

Close-up photo of sleepy cat laying against the side of the top of its cat tree while its tongue sticks out slightly. No thoughts, on blep.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-04 02:29:22

Twig wants to know if this carrier makes his butt look big. #CatsOfMastodon

A tabby cat sitting inside of a camo backpack cat carrier. He is looking out to the right side but still partially facing the camera. There is black mesh covering part of his body, but the top is open as well as an additional entrance on the bottom. His butt is sticking out of the bottom entrance.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-29 15:26:25

I heard that wrist problems stem from using mouse…
(That's Lulu.)
#cat #CatsOfMastodon

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-10 17:23:55

#caturday

Single panel comic. Two green space aliens in a flying saucer are beaming up a farmer and a cow. A cat is sitting on the ground licking a paw. One alien is saying to the other, “That small creature with the whiskers refuses to be picked up.”

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-26 15:19:22

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Wild World
#NowPlaying #CatStevens
https://cristiancabreradjcriss.bandcamp.com/track/cat-stevens-wild-world-cristian-cabrera-dj-criss-edit
https://open.spotify.com/track/1n0q3k3Y8c9zuCJ5QODD61

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2025-12-28 15:57:40

This #cat is quite content sitting on my lap while watching weekend TV
#caturday #catsofmastodon

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-12-09 21:47:59

Eating a hair tie and then throwing it back up is a *choice*, you friggin' weirdo.
#CatsOfMastodon

A tabby cat (Twig) in a living room, sitting on a table and looking at the camera. He's only partially in-frame, and he's looking nonplussed.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-12-29 18:34:45

Totally normal situation:
Ruh 🐱 is eating from the bowl. Mr Ek 🐱 comes through the window. He walks up to the bowl. She notices him and stops eating to sniff his snout. Ek uses the opportunity to start eating the food. Ruh looks at me surprised.
After a minute, Ruh shouts at him. He answers with a hiss, and continues eating.
#cat

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-03 02:40:15

#Caturday

Single-panel comic. A man is lying on a living room sofa, with his shoes beside him on the floor. Two cats are sitting on the sofa back, looking wide-eyed at the man. One cat says to the other, “Fascinating — he’s both asleep and not asleep at the same time.”
Caption: Schrödinger’s Cat Nap

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-26 10:39:29

My neighbor wiped out on his bike breaking a leg and has been off work for a month but he’s been doing illustrations to make some money so I got one of my cat in a box.
#art #cats #Illustration

A cat in a box done by an artist who has been off work due to an injury.

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-01-23 00:34:02

The calm before the (snow) storm.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon

A brown tabby cat snuggling in my lap as I sat on the back porch this afternoon drinking a big tumbler of coffee. She’s a feral but has recently become super friendly, I guess 10+ years of feeding her paid off

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-11-22 01:48:15

Testing, with the help of a funnel, the theory that cats are actually a liquid. Still having trouble getting his butt through the hole. #CatsOfMastodon

A teenager holding a largish young tabby cat. The cat is looking at the camera. On the cat's butt is a large white plastic funnel. The cats tail is going through the hole in the funnel.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-12-23 23:18:23

Christmas Cat!
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-25 14:06:52

Feline eye contact
"Wazzup, human?"
#cat

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-11-29 22:32:22

It's a bit hard to read because my daughter's camera is pretty bad, but the section of the pantry that the cat is sleeping in is labeled "random". #CatsOfMastodon

A kitchen pantry with wood drawers. Each drawer is labeled; there's "dried fruits", with bags of random berries barely visible, another one labeled "bars", and the one on the bottom is labeled "candy" (complete with an open bag of halloween candy), and just barely visible above the candy is the stripes of a curled-up tabby cat (Twig).

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-11-22 15:44:37

#caturday

Picture of a cat in a box. The box is for a Lego kit to make a cat.
No assembly needed.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-11-28 05:22:26

We don't allow cats on our dinner table, and they full well know that (their punishment when caught is corporal cuddling).
While I was out of the house just now and my wife asleep, the 13yo took this picture.
Oh yeah, my wife's laptop often seems to mysterious crash overnight..
#CatsOfMastodon

A dining room table with a bunch of random stuff on it; laptop, water bottles, a box of markers/art stuff, a kid's backpack, some plastic bags, etc. There are also 3 cats on there. Erie, a mostly black tuxedo cat sits comfortably on the keyboard of the laptop (which has its screen on and is unlocked, because she's obviously hard at work). Clove, a much whiter tuxedo cat (and Erie's mom) sits next to the backpack. Twig, a tabby, loafs on top of some plastic bags. All 3 cats are looking at the ca…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-12-24 23:11:27

Mastodon, we got you this cat for the holidays. #CatsOfMastodon

A tabby cat on the arm of a couch sitting on a blanket. On top of him, some pink wrapping paper covering his body. Only his head is visible. He looks bored with our silly human antics.

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-03 03:13:54

#Caturday

Picture of a house cat crouched on a pillow, looking to the left.

Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can, which makes it all the more impressive when they totally fucking ignore you.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-04 19:50:20

Two cats (Clove & Erie) were sleeping next to me in bed. Twig, who is the youngest cat of the group, hops on the bed and wakes them both up by BITING THEIR FACES, one at a time. Then he's like "let's cuddle!", tries to curl up next to them, and they both hiss/swat at him.
Now he's downstairs, meowing/crying loudly. What a doofus!
#CatDrama

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