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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-07-01 04:30:59

"Trump made more than a billion dollars from cryptocurrency ventures in first year back in office"
If by "more than a billion" you mean two billion. 🫤
#CNN #headline #obfuscation #journalism #clarity

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-09-29 22:55:05

Guy tries "science-backed ways" to be less lonely; gets even more lonely. 🧐
#headline #CNN #jab #humor #sarcasm #loneliness #health

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-07-13 16:41:15

America, your democracy is not.
“Trump and Thune support Lindsey Graham’s sister being appointed to his Senate seat”
#cnn #usa #democracy #lindsaygraham
cnn.com/2026/07/13/politics/da

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-09-19 13:19:42

Hands Around the Kennedy Center / Hands Off The Arts #HOTA #HandsOffTheArts #KennedyCenter #resist #music #news #protest #DCASB #RRC #CNN

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-07-13 02:33:14

Major media outlets tripping and falling over themselves to bring you this hard-hitting journalism:
#CNN #Zara #fashion #pun #journalism #sarcasm