Tootfinder

America, your democracy is not.
“Trump and Thune support Lindsey Graham’s sister being appointed to his Senate seat”
#cnn #usa #democracy #lindsaygraham
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/13/politics/darline-graham-nordone-south-carolina-trump?cid=ios_app

Major media outlets tripping and falling over themselves to bring you this hard-hitting journalism:
#CNN #Zara #fashion #pun #journalism #sarcasm

Hands Around the Kennedy Center / Hands Off The Arts #HOTA #HandsOffTheArts #KennedyCenter #resist #music #news #protest #DCASB #RRC #CNN

"Trump made more than a billion dollars from cryptocurrency ventures in first year back in office"
If by "more than a billion" you mean two billion. 🫤
#CNN #headline #obfuscation #journalism #clarity

CNN: Track vessels in the Strait of Hormuz. 🛳️
Me: Why, is my Amazon package on one of those vessels? 😏
#sarcasm #headlines #CNN #hormuz