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@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-05-15 07:01:33

Morning blues…
#CalvinAndHobbes

Calvin deep in his bed: "I don't feel like todaying..."

@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-03-11 14:24:37

Evil Mom vs Stupendous Man
#CalvinandHobbes

Calvin as Stupendous Man (with cape and hood)
1 - Mom "What are you doing down here again? Didn't I just send you to clean your room?!
2 - Calvin "Twisted fiend! No four walls can hold *stupendous man*! You've been foiled again, evil mom-lady! Ha ha ha!
3 - Mom, directly in Calvin's eyes "Oh yeah?"
4 - Calvin, rushing up the stairs 'Great zok! She's fixed her mind-scrambling eyeball ray on me! I'm suddenly filled with the desire to go back upstairs and do her nefarious bidding!"
Mom in the back…

@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-05-10 18:34:39

Good thing it’s Friday!
#TGIF #CalvinAndHobbes

Calvin waiting for the bus to school in winter (wearing warm clothes and gloves):
"How old do you have to be before you know what's going on?"

@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-05-08 17:08:37

Good try!
#CalvinAndHobbes

1 Calvin comes back from school with the schoolbus
2 Hobbes is happy while looking out the window
3 Calvin rushes to the house
4 Hobbes is ready to pounce
5 Calvin stops and hesitates
6 Hobbes is wondering why the door doesn't open
7 Calvin sits on the porch
8 Hobbes is waiting
9 Calvin looks at the sky
10 Hobbes goes back to sleep
11 Calvin takes a look at his watch
12 Hobbes is sleeping "zzz"
13 Calvin hears that Hobbes is sleeping through the door
14 he decides to enter the house
15 Hobbes p…

@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-05-06 22:55:28

Team insomniac or over-thinkers?
Good night...
#CalvinAndHobbes

Calvin in bed at night, unable to find sleep: "My brain is trying to kill me."
Original signed drawing in black, white, blue (x2)

@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-05-01 16:03:59

“Kind of a stupid game, isn’t it?”
War by #CalvinAndHobbes

Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace?
Calvin: Too few role models.

Calvin: I'll be the fearless American defender of liberty and democracy.
...And you can be the loathsome godless communist oppressor. (Hobbes looks defeated).

Calvin: We're at war, so if you get hit with a dart, you're dead and the other side wins, OK?
Hobbes: Gotcha

Calvin: GO!
They both shoot their dart guns, and hit each other.
Both look disillusioned

Calvin: Kind of a stupid game, isn't it?

@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-02-26 17:08:38

Where are we heading to?
#CalvinandHobbes

Calvin to Hobbes while rolling down a slope in their wheeled crate:
"The truth is, most of us discover where we are heading when we arrive."

@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-04-17 20:04:49

Well, it puts a bad day in perspective.
Edit: bigger version of same comic in reply
#CalvinAndHobbes #Comics

Calvin & Hobbes, sitting on a rock
Calvin: The problem with people is they don't look at the big picture
Calvin: Eventually, we're each going to die. Our species will go extinct. The sun will explode. And the universe will collapse.
Calvin: Existence is not only temporary, it's pointless! We're all doomed. And worse, nothing matters!
Hobbes: I see why people don't like to look at the big picture.
Calvin: Well, it puts a bad day in perspective.

@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-05-04 13:06:21

#CalvinAndHobbes reimagined by Brian Kesinger with these incredible #Mashups
#MayThe4thBeWithYou #Mashup <…

Calvin as a (very small) Dark Vador, holding, via a rope, a small Death Star, attached to the ceiling, with a syringe in front, tells Mom, as Princess Leia: "And now your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel cookie jar."

In the garden, Calvin as a small Dark Vador, built plenty of snowmen and inflicted multiple injuries to many of them with his plastic "laser" sword (lightsaber).
Dad, as Han Solo, tells Mom, as Princess Leia: "Y'know, he gets this from YOUR side of the family."

Calvin and Hobbes, in Dark Vador-like attire, with their usual newspaper hat, in their "pirates' nest" in the tree, drop a water bomb on Suzie (as a small Princess Leia?), accompanied by a small round white and red robot.

Calvin and Hobbes, in Dark Vador-like attire, with their usual newspaper hat, in their "pirates' nest" in the tree, renamed the "Starkiller Base", in autumn.
Calvin holds a red plastic sword.