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@robpike@hachyderm.io
2024-05-21 10:15:55

There was a gag a while back that the perfect caption to a New Yorker cartoon is almost always, "Christ, what an asshole!". newyorker.com/cartoons/bob-man
Here's an upgrade: It's now my aut…

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2024-05-23 00:40:40

I'd like to know if these messages actually do anything positive for the sites using them or they'll piss off people that would maybe share their content with people who don't have ad blockers and so have a negative net result for them
tech.lgbt/@CaptMikeYates/11248

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2024-06-18 08:59:00

Maßband des Universums: Forscher gewinnen neue Erkenntnisse über Cepheiden
Cepheidensterne sind aufgrund ihrer Leuchtkraft und ihrer regelmäßigen Ausdehnung ein Hilfsmittel für Astronomen. Jetzt gibt es neue Erkenntnisse über sie.

@linux_mclinuxface@fosstodon.org
2024-03-23 00:47:59

It’s been quite a week. Should I just mortgage everything to be a riverboat captain on the North Saskatchewan? #Yeg
cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/ed

@bourgwick@heads.social
2024-05-21 12:37:53

"don't let the stars get in your eyes... they'll burn your head right off," gary panter, 1980s. #comix (via m. mcgonigal)

Cartoon Ronald Reagan, crying blood, with caption from post
@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-04-21 12:13:26

Coffee break!
#Coffee #CoffeeTime

a green "coffee break" on a keyboard
@paulomalley@c.im
2024-04-22 01:19:09

Sick of the copy-paste grind when sending emails out in bulk? 🤯 There's a better way!
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YouTube Thumbnail image highlighting the Google Logo with the caption "Send Better Bulk Emails via Mail Merge"
@bourgwick@heads.social
2024-03-23 01:17:54

#NowPlaying - letting the cares of the week float away until they're snagged mid-air, stared down, & obliterated by the magic band. @…

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart with His Magic Band LP
@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-05-22 14:59:17

Aujourd'hui, pour une fois, c'était café et Yovo dokó (beignet blanc), très apprécié des béninois, grands et petits, parfois en accompagnement d'une bouillie.
youtube.com/watch?v=UNb-GgJH9M

@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-03-22 15:52:37

Unlikely, but not Impossible
#Coffee

improbable, unlikely but not impossible