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@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-11 14:08:58

Wouldn't it be great if Starlink satellites would start falling on cars repeatedly violating parking laws? I mean, it's a gain-gain-gain situation: carbrains get punished, we get rid of shit from the orbit, and perhaps someone will finally get to Elon's ass.
#CarBrain

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-26 07:01:35

I don't think it's been this slippery this winter yet. The sidewalks, the road and the roadside are all covered in wet ice. Where they've been covered in sand, walking is easy, though.
And of course you've gotta see a Mr #Carbrain, too busy removing ice from his windshield to put some sand the sidewalk.