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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2024-05-31 00:11:43

her: "You know that Simpsons episode where Marge..." *sigh*
me: "..snaps?"
her: "Yes. That's me."
me: "You'll notice she snapped _in her car_."
#CarsAreDumb

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2024-05-30 00:55:18

I'm not on Xitter any more, but someone else (on IRC, lol) posted this. #BikeTooter #Wildfires #CarsAreDumb
I think the original article is from 2017.

@mateosfo:
“Ruiz attempted to flee the area in her car, but since everyone else in her neighborhood had the same idea, traffic jams made getting out quickly impossible. She went back to her home and grabbed her bike, which was equipped with a toddler trailer big enough for her two girls.”
[screenshot of "TRENDING" article with the headline, "Pregnant woman escapes wildfires with children on bicycle"]


@Pflax1:
One trope in nearly every disaster and post-apocalyptic film from Hollywood is…