2026-01-21 18:40:47
I'm bored now peoples. You finish it.
#catsOfMastodon #cat
I'm bored now peoples. You finish it.
#catsOfMastodon #cat
The calm before the (snow) storm.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon
me: "🎶 up up and away in my beautiful my beautiful balloon 🎶"
me: *flies the laundry basket between my wife and her two laptops*
my wife: "OKAY! OKAY! I'LL GO TO BED!"
#CatsOfMastodon #AnnoyingHusbandsOfMastodon
Oliver being grouchy on the back steps because it is raining #caturday
Our cat is getting famous! Modeling for a local cat salon.
#cat
Me and my Cat:
Me: mew why do you always sleep?
Cat: meow ?
Me: awake already?
Cat: mewo! *stresses her entire body* meooowww!..
Me: .....
Cat: oi human, open the door, I want to go outside 😾
Me: *opens the door*
* 47 seconds later *
Cat: oi human! , open the window 😾
#cats
For #Caturday, Cubone sits above all and surveys his dominion
#cats #CatsOfMastodon
One of life’s great struggles—how to both stay in your cozy heated bed and still see what’s going on in the room #catsofmastodon #caturday
I find your lack of Churus disturbing
#Caturday
Cat, Resting.
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Cat Power:
🎵 Silent Machine
#CatPower
https://open.spotify.com/track/4qUJrlA8SEtLc1JD04OqRQ
🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Power:
🎵 New York
#NowPlaying #CatPower
https://newyorkceremonymusic.bandcamp.com/track/sea-of-love-cat-power
https://open.spotify.com/track/2YrwSskWmpYuS8ql61M13K
お布団の中から顔を出しているように見えますが、敷物です。そこに潜らないように。
#chacha_cat #cat
For #Caturday, a reminder that Widget remains available for adoption in the NYC metro area. She would prefer a calm house without kids (we are not a calm house). She's super affectionate! #CatsOfMastodon
Pixie had the whole bed to sit on. No, the whole house. Where did she choose to sit? On my jumper. #caturday
Is there a fault with the cat distribution system? It’s been a while and I’m still waiting to be paired with one 🥺
#cats
Fiona is enjoying this evening’s offering to Bast, a beef feast. She insists that the cow is the natural prey of the domestic #cat and that who should I believe, biologists or an actual cat.
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Cross Bones Style
#CatPower
https://swainswainswain.bandcamp.com/track/cross-bones-style-cat-power-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Qhy5MYSkAMRVgTrABOlp7
Sunbeams better than most humans, cat declares #caturday
Why, how do you transport yours?
#caturday
I must go, #Caturday needs me
Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 wants to know why it's taking me so long to grade these papers.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon
Sometimes I try to alleviate the pain by lying face down on a bed. Lately as soon as I do this there’s a cat on my back providing pressure and heat therapy. (And occasional acupuncture!)
#caturday #catsOfMastodon
When you lay down for a #cat nap (a nap with a cat), but after a third nightmare decide there's no point.
It's hard to believe how this mischievous little cat, who was saved at the last minute by my cousin, has improved the lives of my whole family.
Adopt, folks. It's a responsibility, but they give back more than they take away.
cc @…
#catsofmastodon
Help me name this picture please #caturday #cat #CatsOfMastodon
This #cat is making himself comfortable hanging out in his heated bed #caturday #catsofmastodon
Got tuna?
#FensterFreitag #Caterday
いつも寝る場所
#ネコノナ #chacha_cat #cat
Snurre the Cat is not affected by the snowfall. He keeps his cool, so to speak.
#CatsOfMastodon #snow
Sunbeams better than most humans, cat declares #caturday
I wish my #cat were so casual about his duties. Every morning he shepherds us through this sequence:
• I use the bathroom.
• I feed him breakfast, which he ceremoniously takes a few bites of.
• I open the lounge room blind for sun and the sliding door for breeze.
• He wakes my wife to herd her to the lounge.
• I make my wife tea and breakfast.
• My wife puts the TV on.
…
This #caturday I feel compelled to remind folks that IRL cats, as obligate carnivores, cannot taste sweetness.
https://www.petmd.com/cat/nutrition/can-cats-taste-sweet-things
🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Father And Son
#NowPlaying #CatStevens
https://forevermaybe.bandcamp.com/track/cat-stevens-father-and-son
https://open.spotify.com/track/476V2d6iA2tWXgQboKmTtA
Danny said that it’s time to stop writing my novel, and to get busy petting him instead. (He’s sitting atop my notebook)
#cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon
Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 🎀 posing with his Pedro-themed holiday decor 🎁
#cats #CatsOfMastodon #MeowyChristmas
Was hoping to watch a show about engineering and Venice, but snooker had overrun. Cats are fascinated.
Turnip has taken up residence in our Xmas tree stand’s cover/cat thunderdome
#CatsOfMastodon
Tell you what, "owner". In my books, every day is #Caturday the 13th, CATpisci?
#cat #CatsOfMastodon
We are outnumbered by cats right now. No matter where you turn - whether it's the floor, a counter, or you want to escape upstairs.. boom, cat.
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday
Exhausted from hunting for bumblebee socks, Pixie falls fast asleep. #caturday
#Caturday Big drama in a small bundle .
Our recent addition to the family.
I'm being a little mopey because Ranger the cat quit the family and ran off because of the "new" dog.
#caturday
Stre-e-e-tch.
#caturday
Today’s cat positioning photo…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
I wanted to write something earlier, but the #cat laid her head on the space bar.
Pause for a moment to enjoy this tiny blep. Okay, now you can resume your doom scrolling...
#Caturday
🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Wild World
#NowPlaying #CatStevens
#radioeins gespielten Titel als #Spotify Playliste: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3hdH98B6uyXilhcWxCA6nv
You done eating soon?
I needs rubs and scritches!
Snurre the Cat is needful some mornings.
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 I Think I See the Light
#CatStevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/1R2n7mBDh7Rm0m4Ky3RXGZ
This #cat is enjoying a quiet Saturday. Stay warm folks! #catsofmastodon #caturday
Cat looks askance at this Saturday #Caturday
Oh, how the tables have turned. 3-4 years ago, she was in her mom's belly. Now her mom is cuddled up to _her_ belly. #CatsOfMastodon
Found this while updating my screensaver tree -
#FionaTheCat in stealth mode #cat #caturday
ETA: Mom made the quote for my wife and I but Fiona has decided since it has cats on it it _clearly_ is hers.
Turnip is obsessed with getting into our loft - we let him have a roam around while we were putting the Xmas decorations away. Look at his pleased little face!
#CatsOfMastodon
Guess I need to buy a bigger cat bed
#Caturday
Cat looks askance at this Saturday #Caturday
There’s a cat on my sweatshirt, which can mean only one thing… I need to wear a different sweatshirt today.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
I heard that wrist problems stem from using mouse…
(That's Lulu.)
#cat #CatsOfMastodon
Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 has some facial expressions. This one is "unimpressed".
#cats #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
The might house panther
#Caturday
Twig wants to know if this carrier makes his butt look big. #CatsOfMastodon
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Moonshadow
#CatStevens
https://thespartan.bandcamp.com/track/cat-stevens-moonshadow
https://open.spotify.com/track/2QdHubjKXPNU2QILsUwRDK
Live, from my lap, it’s #Caturday night!
Totally normal situation:
Ruh 🐱 is eating from the bowl. Mr Ek 🐱 comes through the window. He walks up to the bowl. She notices him and stops eating to sniff his snout. Ek uses the opportunity to start eating the food. Ruh looks at me surprised.
After a minute, Ruh shouts at him. He answers with a hiss, and continues eating.
#cat
🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Wild World
#NowPlaying #CatStevens
https://cristiancabreradjcriss.bandcamp.com/track/cat-stevens-wild-world-cristian-cabrera-dj-criss-edit
https://open.spotify.com/track/1n0q3k3Y8c9zuCJ5QODD61
This #cat is quite content sitting on my lap while watching weekend TV
#caturday #catsofmastodon
My neighbor wiped out on his bike breaking a leg and has been off work for a month but he’s been doing illustrations to make some money so I got one of my cat in a box.
#art #cats #Illustration
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Trouble
#CatStevens
https://eefbarzelay-clemsnide.bandcamp.com/track/trouble
https://open.spotify.com/track/2mEVBiiVvOAYjvzM3OED0T
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Miles From Nowhere
#CatStevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/1HDEGweBDR6zxAGToRXKea
It's a bit hard to read because my daughter's camera is pretty bad, but the section of the pantry that the cat is sleeping in is labeled "random". #CatsOfMastodon
Christmas Cat!
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
Feline eye contact
"Wazzup, human?"
#cat
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 On the Road to Find Out
#CatStevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/6que7uzO7kWGJDseSSi6Ag
Eating a hair tie and then throwing it back up is a *choice*, you friggin' weirdo.
#CatsOfMastodon
Mastodon, we got you this cat for the holidays. #CatsOfMastodon
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Cat Power:
🎵 Try Me
#CatPower
https://open.spotify.com/track/1jyOattakzLkXbJfiP157V
We don't allow cats on our dinner table, and they full well know that (their punishment when caught is corporal cuddling).
While I was out of the house just now and my wife asleep, the 13yo took this picture.
Oh yeah, my wife's laptop often seems to mysterious crash overnight..
#CatsOfMastodon
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Cat Power:
🎵 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
#CatPower
https://artistsprojectearth.bandcamp.com/track/cat-power-satisfaction
https://open.spotify.com/track/6dv99Xm7fEjm7K1ATHj1UG
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Stevens:
🎵 100 I Dream
#CatStevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/1W6BXu1dbyEeAxJTMbc79R