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1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.
1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.
Ban slanted laptop stands! :angery:
#Caterday
What’s that? Yes, I am trying to get some work done with a fully grown cat wearing a cone perched on my shoulder like a parrot.
Yes, it is quite inconvenient…
#CatsOfMastodon
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Here Comes My Baby
#CatStevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cgJeHcEx0KvwQ5sb4zxDQ
🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Wild World
#NowPlaying #CatStevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/72NSLecZFdTGJBGCb27QVR
Theory: you should have multiple litter boxes, so every #cat has its own.
Reality: one cat goes through two litter boxes, relieving each need separately.
You are expected to lead me to your snack collection immediately. Do not dilly-dally.
#caturday #catsofMastodon
Keeping a watchful eye on me…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Cat Stevens:
🎵 The Wind
#CatStevens
Is it true that when a tabby #cat is eating, its stripes are moving like a progress bar?
#shitposting
Bliss. #CatsOfMastodon #cats
Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 knows that everyone has to say "big stretch!" even when it is just a medium stretch.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon
Mr Ek on a journey to the vet. It was his first train journey.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #train
It started with a headline in the Guardian, some old memory of Minitel made me click. I stopped reading after I read about Félicette. A cat that went into space and came back alive.
#cats #space #forgottenheroes
He’s finished his three hour nap on the couch in my office, so now he has dragged himself over to have a follow up nap on my lap
Every Day Is #Caturday
何かに頭を乗せるよね
#chacha_cat #cat
This little lady has been hanging out with me pretty much non-stop since I got sick. She basically just leaves the bed for food & bathroom breaks. Absolutely THE BEST cat. #Erie #CatsOfMastodon
Gee I wonder which room their "mom" is in.
#CatsOfMastodon
Eigentlich sollte es ja gestern zum #caturday noch fertig werden, aber das bekam ich neben den Hühnern aber nicht mehr hin. (Gartenwetter eben. 😬) Aber sowieso gilt"every day is caturday ".
Dieser #wandklex ist seit gerade eben neu im Shop auf #cats #artShop #art #watercolor #watercolour #aquarell #fediart #mastoart #creativeToots #artforsale
Tell you what, "owner". In my books, every day is #Caturday the 13th, CATpisci?
#cat #CatsOfMastodon
This is a test post about cats
#cat
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Manhattan
#CatPower
https://cocho.bandcamp.com/track/cat-power-manhattan-cocho-edit
https://open.spotify.com/track/5T4Bf4aKOR4ewZBPJCYGVB
For #Caturday, Cubone sits above all and surveys his dominion
#cats #CatsOfMastodon
What ?
#caturday #catsofmastodon
Cat-Bat character with striped shirt in Fairy Fest Cosplay Contest
#photo #photography #cosplay #cat…
Browsing through this makes me really miss my cat.
#BodegaCats #Cats
Esme would say happy caturday if she were awake.
#caturday
TFW you discover a new hole.
#caturday #CatsOfMadstodon
I must go, #Caturday needs me
Sometimes I try to alleviate the pain by lying face down on a bed. Lately as soon as I do this there’s a cat on my back providing pressure and heat therapy. (And occasional acupuncture!)
#caturday #catsOfMastodon
My plan to attend #FortWayne #NoKings has been derailed by an unpleasant headcold 🤧 . So I am staying home with Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈
Help me name this picture please #caturday #cat #CatsOfMastodon
Pixie is enjoying the sunshine. She's also positioned herself right in front of the back door. Of course. #CatsOfMastodon
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Cat Power:
🎵 Metal Heart
#CatPower
https://deathcabforcutie.bandcamp.com/track/metal-heart-cat-power-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/0cbhb14SzztxbwhLTq55Aa
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In other news, #atlas was being peak-cat this morning while I was trying to quickly eat breakfast. 😂
#catsOfMastodon #catsodon
Caturday special edition: Cat Person (Cat-Person?) holds sign at No Kings last #caturday Meow!
#photo #photography #cats
There's no cat in this image
#ThereIsNoCatInThisImage #caturday
Caught the house panther in repose. #CatsOfMastodon #cats #caturday
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Cross Bones Style
#CatPower
https://swainswainswain.bandcamp.com/track/cross-bones-style-cat-power-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Qhy5MYSkAMRVgTrABOlp7
Keeping the house safe from the wet menace 💧
#Caturday
More cat shenanigans…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
#caturday among the giant artichoke plants
Flowering Ruh.
#cat #caturday #CatsOfMastodon
It's #Caturday? I wasn't aware
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Metal Heart
#CatPower
https://deathcabforcutie.bandcamp.com/track/metal-heart-cat-power-cover
Oh, how the tables have turned. 3-4 years ago, she was in her mom's belly. Now her mom is cuddled up to _her_ belly. #CatsOfMastodon
I just wanna take care of this baby.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 wants to know why it's taking me so long to grade these papers.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon
Unseasonably warm SoCal #caturday
I've just been made aware that in Japan they have newspapers all about #cats !! Why don't we have these here?
#catsofmastodon
Why do I feel like I’m being judged and that I’ve done something terribly wrong?
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
Lulu the #cat is lying on my mattress. I lie next to her. I gesticulate to her to climb on my chest, so I would get more space. She looks at me like I was some moron. In the meantime, Ruh notices the gesture and jumps on my chest.
Situation: I'm lying on half of the mattress. On one side, Lulu is stretching next to me and pushing me down. On the other, Ruh is lying on my chest, counterweighing me to the floor. I push my elbow against the bedside table not to fall.
But miraculously, they don't fight, so I ensure. Lulu started washing Ruh, and Ruh doesn't mind. I'm flabbergasted.
To the moment when Ruh suddenly starts sliding down, so she pushes all her claws into my chest. I shriek painfully, and both cats run away.
#LifeWithCats
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SoundsOfSurvivance
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#CatPower
https://soundzcapa.bandcamp.com/track/cat-power-the-greatest
https://open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJPDCFn1IV6bFxY1N
Everybody likes scritches #caturday
Two cats (Clove & Erie) were sleeping next to me in bed. Twig, who is the youngest cat of the group, hops on the bed and wakes them both up by BITING THEIR FACES, one at a time. Then he's like "let's cuddle!", tries to curl up next to them, and they both hiss/swat at him.
Now he's downstairs, meowing/crying loudly. What a doofus!
#CatDrama
Hoping this isn’t a violation of privacy or policy.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 I Think I See the Light
#CatStevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/1R2n7mBDh7Rm0m4Ky3RXGZ
Twig literally pulled out the packing paper so that he had space to sit inside the box. Which is still full of the items that we ordered, btw. #CatsOfMastodon
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Audioasis
Cat Hoch:
🎵 Look What You Found
#CatHoch
https://cathoch.bandcamp.com/album/look-what-you-found-ep
https://open.spotify.com/track/2DZMS1WeeHxdUR1PNAhDVz
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Trouble
#CatStevens
https://eefbarzelay-clemsnide.bandcamp.com/track/trouble
https://open.spotify.com/track/2mEVBiiVvOAYjvzM3OED0T
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Miles From Nowhere
#CatStevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/1HDEGweBDR6zxAGToRXKea
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 On the Road to Find Out
#CatStevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/6que7uzO7kWGJDseSSi6Ag
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 On the Road to Find Out
#CatStevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/6que7uzO7kWGJDseSSi6Ag