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@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-02-14 23:46:59

Chat GPT, what is a real estate novelist? Is that a good paying job? How can I become a real estate novelist?
#ConfuseAgenticAI #ChatGPT #ScottHumor

@jdrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-11 15:18:53

Ojo que nos hemos librado de #chatControl patrick-breyer.de/en/historic-

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 17:43:17

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker



-> lol
-> sigh
->[REDACTED] : Is there a way to move a calendar from the old Sharepoint site to the new one?
-> Everyone: yeah you have to do it manually.
-> [REDACTED]: yeah, no wrong answer.

<- Headline on TechCrunch:
<- I asked Al to move a calendar from the old SharePoint to SharePoint online, 
<- and it took out a hit on the CFO

-> lol


<- "I didn't even know it could access the Dark WebTM" said the anonymous
<- insider who asked to remain anonymous as they weren't authorized to speak…
@johnm@social.tchncs.de
2026-01-13 12:00:14

Hello Jabber
#Chat #Messenger

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-02-03 16:29:28

omg... @… Delta Chat has a CLI version for macOS?? Yes please. 😍🤓
(Signal is down and heard Delta is a FOSS/Decentralized alternative?)
Thoughts about it?
#secure #chat #signal

@shanmukhateja@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-10 15:51:40

I'm loving the chat interfaces of these LLM models. I'm having resume from sleep issues from RX 6800 on Manjaro with 6.18 kernel and #ChatGPT has been helpful with debug suggestions.
The recommendations have helped thus far. I realise it's all a farce and it's just not "intelligent" but it's good enough for my debugging needs.
Now, what I do hate is …

@cybertailor@craba.cab
2026-02-28 05:54:54

Тем, кто использовал свой основной почтовый ящик с #DeltaChat, пора переходить на #Chatmail.
Разработчики планируют в ближайшие недели удалить опции "Автоперемещение в папку Delta Chat" и "Загружать только из папки Delta Chat":

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 19:55:18

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
For context - he was in a call with $VENDOR - and asked me to guess what they were trying to sell him.
Now aside from advising him to read the wonderful article at

-> and right now take a wild guess what they are trying to sell us?
<- <takes hit of bong>
<- AGENTIC AI AGENTS OF SECURITY 
<- <gaks fat rail of coke>

-> ATTACKERS ARE GOING TO USE AI !!!!!!!!!!
-> YEAH.
@johnm@social.tchncs.de
2025-12-29 11:55:56

Hallo IRC 👋
#Chat #IRC

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08 18:48:59
Content warning: Dark Humour

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#RealMenTestInProduction

-> REAL MEN TEST IN PRODUCTION
<- Soy boys learn to dance the salsa
<- Alpha males become salsa
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-04 17:24:47

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

 The conversation appears to be taking place on a platform similar to a social media site or messaging app.

The main element is a lengthy text post from a user named "Ragnar Blackwolf," timestamped 23 hours prior. This post presents a hypothetical scenario about a person accused of having sex with goats. The scenario is detailed and uses offensive language to describe the hypothetical individual's alleged actions and associations. The text is enclosed within a white, rectangular bubble with a …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-27 21:14:18

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker


-> POOPATORIUM ALERT:

-> THE ANTI-FART PILLS THAT I HAD BEEN USING ON THE WEEKEND DO NOT 
-> ACTUALLY NEUTRALIZE GAS. WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DO IS MORTGAGE YOUR -> FUTURE HAPPINESS. AND WHEN THAT BILL COMES DUE, IT IS WITH 
-> INTEREST


<- lol
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-27 15:37:41

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

LIMITED EDITION
SKIPPY
PEANUT BUTTER
TERMINATOR 2 JUDGEMENT DAY
FLAVOR
SILVER
PEANUT BUTTER

-> What. The. Actual. Fuck.

<- The 90s were a time of lawlessness and moral turpitude

-> lol
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-23 19:15:08

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#Shitpost #Shitposting

<- Me: <putting on a hoodie>
<- WIFE Are you cold?
<- Me: Nope - going to browse The Dark Web™. Gotta wear a hoodie when you browse The Dark Web™
<- WIFE <rolls eyes>

-> lol
-> Trump class battleship huh?

<- They should commission a new class of frigate for him
<- The Felony class Frigate
<- And build 34 of them

 -> lol that's good.