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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-23 19:15:08

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#Shitpost #Shitposting

<- Me: <putting on a hoodie>
<- WIFE Are you cold?
<- Me: Nope - going to browse The Dark Web™. Gotta wear a hoodie when you browse The Dark Web™
<- WIFE <rolls eyes>

-> lol
-> Trump class battleship huh?

<- They should commission a new class of frigate for him
<- The Felony class Frigate
<- And build 34 of them

 -> lol that's good.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 17:43:17

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker



-> lol
-> sigh
->[REDACTED] : Is there a way to move a calendar from the old Sharepoint site to the new one?
-> Everyone: yeah you have to do it manually.
-> [REDACTED]: yeah, no wrong answer.

<- Headline on TechCrunch:
<- I asked Al to move a calendar from the old SharePoint to SharePoint online, 
<- and it took out a hit on the CFO

-> lol


<- "I didn't even know it could access the Dark WebTM" said the anonymous
<- insider who asked to remain anonymous as they weren't authorized to speak…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 19:55:18

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
For context - he was in a call with $VENDOR - and asked me to guess what they were trying to sell him.
Now aside from advising him to read the wonderful article at

-> and right now take a wild guess what they are trying to sell us?
<- <takes hit of bong>
<- AGENTIC AI AGENTS OF SECURITY 
<- <gaks fat rail of coke>

-> ATTACKERS ARE GOING TO USE AI !!!!!!!!!!
-> YEAH.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08 18:48:59
Content warning: Dark Humour

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#RealMenTestInProduction

-> REAL MEN TEST IN PRODUCTION
<- Soy boys learn to dance the salsa
<- Alpha males become salsa
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-04 17:22:16

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
The link in the discussion thread:

-> Sounds like you might need to go to .Chotchkie's. Maybe get some coffee.
<- only if the cute waitress is there, who I am pretty sure is an immortal.
-> Also
-> It's weird how the people who starred in Bram Stoker's Dracula have all barely 
-> aged since 1992. Probably nothing to worry about
<-Holy shit.
<-and I LOL'd at seeing Tom Waits on that list.
-> https://bsky.app/profile/jamieson.bsky.social/post/3m4sty7uefk2x
<-Jesus I hate this timeline
-> We should be shoving weasels into the large…