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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 19:55:18

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
For context - he was in a call with $VENDOR - and asked me to guess what they were trying to sell him.
Now aside from advising him to read the wonderful article at

-> and right now take a wild guess what they are trying to sell us? <- <takes hit of bong> <- AGENTIC AI AGENTS OF SECURITY <- <gaks fat rail of coke> -> ATTACKERS ARE GOING TO USE AI !!!!!!!!!! -> YEAH.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08 18:48:59
Content warning: Dark Humour

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#RealMenTestInProduction

-> REAL MEN TEST IN PRODUCTION <- Soy boys learn to dance the salsa <- Alpha males become salsa
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-04 17:24:47

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

The conversation appears to be taking place on a platform similar to a social media site or messaging app. The main element is a lengthy text post from a user named "Ragnar Blackwolf," timestamped 23 hours prior. This post presents a hypothetical scenario about a person accused of having sex with goats. The scenario is detailed and uses offensive language to describe the hypothetical individual's alleged actions and associations. The text is enclosed within a white, rectangular bubble with a …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-27 21:14:18

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> POOPATORIUM ALERT: -> THE ANTI-FART PILLS THAT I HAD BEEN USING ON THE WEEKEND DO NOT -> ACTUALLY NEUTRALIZE GAS. WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DO IS MORTGAGE YOUR -> FUTURE HAPPINESS. AND WHEN THAT BILL COMES DUE, IT IS WITH -> INTEREST <- lol
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-27 15:37:41

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

LIMITED EDITION SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER TERMINATOR 2 JUDGEMENT DAY FLAVOR SILVER PEANUT BUTTER -> What. The. Actual. Fuck. <- The 90s were a time of lawlessness and moral turpitude -> lol
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-23 19:15:08

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#Shitpost #Shitposting

<- Me: <putting on a hoodie> <- WIFE Are you cold? <- Me: Nope - going to browse The Dark Web™. Gotta wear a hoodie when you browse The Dark Web™ <- WIFE <rolls eyes> -> lol -> Trump class battleship huh? <- They should commission a new class of frigate for him <- The Felony class Frigate <- And build 34 of them -> lol that's good.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 17:43:17

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> lol -> sigh ->[REDACTED] : Is there a way to move a calendar from the old Sharepoint site to the new one? -> Everyone: yeah you have to do it manually. -> [REDACTED]: yeah, no wrong answer. <- Headline on TechCrunch: <- I asked Al to move a calendar from the old SharePoint to SharePoint online, <- and it took out a hit on the CFO -> lol <- "I didn't even know it could access the Dark WebTM" said the anonymous <- insider who asked to remain anonymous as they weren't authorized to speak…