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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-18 00:41:48

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> I'm still reeling this morning from the news of the hack of Chuck E Cheese <- but where will 1 go for salmonella? -> Go with Rick to that fucking discount buffet in Vegas <- The fuck I will I'll go to heart attack grill before | go back to that buffett.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-18 00:11:57

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> I don't have a word that is more ostentatious-y than ostentatious. But if I did, I'd use that. <- I bet the Germans have one. <- prahlerischer <- litteraly "more ostentatious"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-05 17:10:58

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#CelineDion #MyHeartWillGoOn

-> At a mall in Quebec. -> Taking a leak. -> Celine Dion is playing <- Celine is to Quebec what Gritty is to Philadelphia -> lol yup <- And while it's probably annoying to have to listen to her over the PA - you'll eventually be out of the mall, and your heart will go on -> Exactly
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-31 15:43:57

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#PaloAlto #CyberArk

-> huh palo stock is down today. <- was overvalued anyway -> and when you blow $20 billion investors will get....grumpy -> I think cyberark is a good product. However, PA will purchase them fail to integrate -> them successfully into their product stack, make the product shittier and charge -> more for it <- that's the consensus of my team as well. <- We're in the midst of a Cyberark roll out. -> Not to mention they will rename it to be something like cortex donkey fuck or something <- Cortex…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-29 00:53:50

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> Now have an offer letter -> HO-HO-HO <- That's awesome <- Any word on the hookers and blow per diem? -> reading the letter now. give me a few. -> this line will never stop being funny to me.... -> Your employment is expressly conditional upon the successful completion of -> a satisfactory -> background check and the return of satisfactory references, as may be -> appropriate. If the -> results of the background check or references are not satisfactory to -> then this -> agreement will be …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-25 00:35:11

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> But seriously folks - with all due respect - what the everliving fuck? <- you also have a Canadian passport and assume, an escape plan -> I have a Challenger with Texas plates <- That's an exit strategy? -> I'm going to walk straight out the front door <- ballsy
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-19 01:23:58

It's not #ChatsWithBeaker - this one is actually #ChatsWithTheWife.

WIFE Now I'm stuck in the elevator Tim Hergert Now I hate that - been stuck in an elevator twice I assume that the maintenance folks know ? Because if not - I've seen this movie - Die Hard ....