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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-25 00:35:11

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> But seriously folks - with all due respect - what the everliving fuck? <- you also have a Canadian passport and assume, an escape plan -> I have a Challenger with Texas plates <- That's an exit strategy? -> I'm going to walk straight out the front door <- ballsy
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-19 01:23:58

It's not #ChatsWithBeaker - this one is actually #ChatsWithTheWife.

WIFE Now I'm stuck in the elevator Tim Hergert Now I hate that - been stuck in an elevator twice I assume that the maintenance folks know ? Because if not - I've seen this movie - Die Hard ....
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-18 00:41:48

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> I'm still reeling this morning from the news of the hack of Chuck E Cheese <- but where will 1 go for salmonella? -> Go with Rick to that fucking discount buffet in Vegas <- The fuck I will I'll go to heart attack grill before | go back to that buffett.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-18 00:11:57

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> I don't have a word that is more ostentatious-y than ostentatious. But if I did, I'd use that. <- I bet the Germans have one. <- prahlerischer <- litteraly "more ostentatious"