Chuck Norris schätzt alle Schuhgrössen richtig ein, wenn er Schuhe verschenkt.
#Trump #ChuckNorris #Schuhe
The impossible thing happened: #ChuckNorris was defeated. 😔
You'll be still our token #hero for the upcoming decades, I guess. 👍
R.I.P.
Chuck Norris won't get cremated because fire is afraid of him.
#rip #chucknorris
RE: #ChuckNorris
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Chuck Norris died just so that he could beat Bruce Lee in a fight again.
#rip #chucknorris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a coffin because bugs can't eat him and his flesh will never rot. #rip #chucknorris
Chuck Norris didn't die, we just weren't invited to the next level.
Hope he meets up with Bruce.
#rip #chucknorris