Tootfinder

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-07 19:35:11

This is probably where they keep the archived copy of Clippy™ the Microsoft Assistant.
But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget - no matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never connect him to the internet.
#Clippy #ClippyGeddon

The image features a gray Dell laptop sitting on a light gray desk. The laptop is slightly open, revealing a portion of the keyboard. The most prominent feature is a white sticker affixed to the top of the laptop's lid, near the hinge. The sticker has black text that reads "DO NOT CONNECT TO LAN/INTERNET" and features a small skull and crossbones graphic at the beginning of the sentence.

The laptop's back edge, where the ports are located, is visible. There are various ports and connectors, in…