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Buckingham Palace said the King was “greatly touched by the warmth and generosity” of U.S. Congress’s response to his speech. Former Prince Andrew commented, “did someone say touched?”
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Just did Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates and it was easily one of the best, funniest comedies I've seen in a while. Just unreal 😂
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A ★★★★★ diary entry for Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016)

James Comey has been indicted again, this time over a seashell Instagram post. We can expect Biden to be indicted for posting his crayon drawing to Facebook and Obama for that one time he posted crocheted birds to Pinterest.
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Brandi Carlile | Good Hang with Amy Poehler
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During King Charles III’s visit to Washington, the White House posted a photo of the President and King Charles with the caption “two kings.” In response, the Secret Service has added Zombie George Washington Zombie Paul Revere to their list of active threats.
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Well, I think that was the best Canberra Comedy Festival Gala ever!
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Former FBI Director James Comey has been charged with threatening the president’s life for posting a picture of sea shells laid out to spell “86 47” on Instagram. Euler's number and Pi have been indicted as co-conspirators and Avogadro’s number could not be reached for comment.
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James Comey shared a picture showing the numbers “eighty-six forty-seven” written in seashells on the beach with the caption "Cool shell formation on my beach walk," and later deleted it. The president believes the post represented "tremendous danger" and then punched himself in the nuts and through a grimace said, “see, told ya.”
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For the piano scene in Big (1988), Hanks & Loggia practiced for weeks & performed the entire routine themselves, refusing to use body doubles.
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The "Sports War" segment on the Daily Show is usually good. This episode particularly so. The sarcasm has extra bite. 💪
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It’s not pining, it’s passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot.
It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies.
It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.
--Monty Python’s Flying Circus Episode 8 from 1969
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One of my fave scenes from "Two & a Half Men": Judith meets Camille... with Charlie on the keys. 🤣
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The Hubble space telescope turned 36 recently, and requested Earth send up some ibuprofen and a foot massager.
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Parking fines
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You think you've seen this but you haven't. Wait for it... waaaiit for it...
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Went to see Stuart Goldsmith doing his work in progress stand up show about the climate at the local theater.
He's a funny man and has a good friendly personality (or stage-persona at least I guess) and is terrified and anxious and angry about the way the people are treating the world without out even being their fault.
It's a good show, he's a good guy, you should go see him do it at Edinburgh or whenever he's in your town.
No action you can take as an individual really makes much difference to the end of the world stuff. You should be vegan perhaps, ethical banking perhaps. But really the only thing that works is mass social pressure, so talking about it is the best thing you can do. If you can't be vegan, at least say you are.
Perhaps telling everyone on linked-in to book him for their climate sessions is best he reckons 😆 but I don't do corporate social media at all really, so Mastodon and cross post to Bluesky is the best thing I can do perhaps.
Stu's a friend of a friend, we've met before. Don't think he recognized me sitting in the front row without context against the stage lights though. Maybe a little at the end with some context when he's rushing to get home.
Still love that Captain Pike hairdo.
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Q: Is Donald Trump a self-made man? 🤔
...
A: The only thing he made himself was that color. 🔥
(A for Amber Ruffin)
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