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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-30 15:44:40

Buckingham Palace said the King was “greatly touched by the warmth and generosity” of U.S. Congress’s response to his speech. Former Prince Andrew commented, “did someone say touched?”
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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-30 15:29:01

James Comey has been indicted again, this time over a seashell Instagram post. We can expect Biden to be indicted for posting his crayon drawing to Facebook and Obama for that one time he posted crocheted birds to Pinterest.
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