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@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-12-03 07:05:24

In #SanFrancisco recently a robbery victim was attacked and gave up $11 million in #Crypto during a broad daylight #HomeInvasion that occurred after he opened the door for a fake

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-18 08:18:30

"Wintermute reported that the median crypto token price drop was around 54%, and more than 90% of tokens lost more than 10% of their value"
#Crypto is and always was a hungry scam that eats suckers. Don't be a sucker. Don't touch crypto.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-18 08:29:35

"As trading activity spiked on [#Crypto] exchanges and prices whipsawed, multiple centralized platforms suffered glitches. Binance’s site went completely down at one point, and customers reported unexplained account freezes, unsuccessful trades, and automated protections like stop-losses failing to trigger"
Again, of course. People build crypto exchanges because they want to get ric…

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-09-23 15:45:09

Wow. I just got my first abandoned/frozen #crypto #wallet #scam call.
He knew my name, obviously had my number, but that shit leaks all the time.
Email address? Dunno mate, you tell me. If you're calling from the excha…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-18 08:48:23

"#crypto leverage — whether through borrowing programs, margin trading, or perpetual futures — creates a cycle of risk that can rapidly snowball"
Again, of course. Leverage was one of the main drivers of the great crash of 1929. People then mortgaged their houses to buy stocks; now, to buy #Bitcoin

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 14:00:26

A new stablecoin is coming to Europe.
#crypto

@stf@chaos.social
2025-10-14 14:19:15

#crypto has 3 pluralities, each with less security guarantees and more caveats:
1. encrypt-to-self (like passwords, data-at-rest)
2. encrypt-to-someone-else (like p2p messaging)
3. encrypt-to-a-group (group messaging)
and bonus 1 "encrypt"-to-everyone (plaintext) :)

@neverpanic@chaos.social
2025-11-28 23:08:59

In October, I gave a talk about post-quantum #cryptography at the #OpenSSL Conference in Prague. Yesterday, the video dropped. If you're interested, head to

Excerpts from a conference talk recording, multiple short segments cut after each other.
On one of the slides, a quantum computer is visible — a copper colored monstrosity that seems to hang from a ceiling with hundreds of small copper tubes that are neatly wired. It's wide at the top and gets smaller towards the bottom.

In one section of the video, the speaker is identified as Product Owner RHEL Crypto Team, Red Hat.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-18 08:22:40

"The Coinwatch #crypto tracking platform accused market makers of 'desert[ing] their responsibility', and #blockchain analyst YQ alleged 'they executed a coordinated withdrawal at the optimal moment to minimize their losses while maximizing subsequent opportunities"
Of cour…

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-12-03 23:32:22

AI and Crypto data centres are killing the consumer computer building industry.
“A typical 32GB DDR5 RAM kit that cost around $82 in August now sells for about $310, and higher-capacity kits have seen even steeper increases.”
#micron #crucial #ai #crypto #datacentre #waste #inflation #bubble
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/1

@pygospa@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-19 16:52:39

It's been a while since I've last used #crypto (and by that I don't mean coins but oldschool #cryptography : encrypting and signing mails, etc.), and lately I've only used #gpg

Three intenso usb thumb drives, and two YoubiKeys 5C NFC, on a table. One yubikey is still in it's package, the other one opened up. As are the three thumb drives.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-18 08:39:14

"Some have accused centralized [#Crypto] exchanges of minimizing their own losses at their customers’ expense by intentionally halting trading or withdrawals under the guise of 'technical difficulties'. Indeed, it is suspiciously common for supposedly highly sophisticated centralized exchanges to suddenly experience glitches or announce urgent 'maintenance' under far less volat…

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-11-18 21:47:35

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.. COME. ON.
We literally don't deserve to survive this extinction level event we're making for ourselves.
#crypto #cryptocurrency

A facebook ad (I know) for "Heatbit". 

Heatbit is an indoor space heater... where the space head is produced from a buit in ASIC (special math GPU) for calculating bitcoin hashes, or mining.
@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-10-16 20:42:54

oh stop whining about how #cryptocurrency is a #fraud, its #fake, its a #ponzi scheme. Ill have you know crypto is _perfectly_ safe and _com…