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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-31 15:43:57

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#PaloAlto #CyberArk

-> huh palo stock is down today.
<- was overvalued anyway
-> and when you blow $20 billion investors will get....grumpy
-> I think cyberark is a good product. However, PA will purchase them fail to integrate
-> them successfully into their product stack, make the product shittier and charge
-> more for it
<- that's the consensus of my team as well.
<- We're in the midst of a Cyberark roll out.
-> Not to mention they will rename it to be something like cortex donkey fuck or something
<- Cortex…