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@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-05-15 03:05:09

Nothing to see here, very normal company things.
#Tesla #cybertruck
“Tesla’s head of Cybertruck manufacturing is out”

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2024-06-14 17:00:50

Elon Musk, born on third base, thinks he hit a homer.
H/T to mikeke52 over on BluesSky
#Tesla #CyberTruck #CyberCrash

Two pane picture meme
top image shows a Tesla Cybertruck (an ugly, completely stainless steel constructed pick up truck) towing a flatbed trailer carrying a jet engine behind it.
Top Caption: “Tesla showing Off their $100,000
Cybertruck Towing a Jet engine”
Bottom pane shows a 1972 Chevy pickup truck with a tow hitch towing an American Airlines 747 passenger jet. (Image is from a Chevy ad)
Bottom Caption: “A $2,500 Chevy in 1972

https://bsky.app/profile/mikeke352.bsky.social/post/3kuqtesmjy22a
@ampersine@mastodon.online
2024-04-14 01:23:53

#Tesla #Cybertruck deliveries have been reportedly been stopped after multiple Elbros encountered problems with their mobile dumpster’s accelerator.

Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Reportedly Halted

ED CARSON 04:24 PM ET 04/13/2024
@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-05-17 04:19:27

So…can the #Tesla #Cybertruck actually beat a Porsche 911 in the quarter mile WHILE TOWING a Porsche 911, as Elon claimed?
No. No it can’t.
But it CAN keep up with the slowest Porsche 911 to the 8th mile, which is DAMN impressive.

@ainmosni@berlin.social
2024-05-15 05:00:41

The #cybertruck is one of the best schadenfreude products I've seen in a very long time.

@carloshr@lile.cl
2024-05-14 14:11:28

Esos #Cybertruck de Tesla son como vehículos futuristas pensados en los años '50. No tengo ninguna duda de que fue idea del mismísimo Elon.

@mikemathia@ioc.exchange
2024-04-12 22:04:14

#Cybertruck

@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-05-15 03:37:00

This “Tesla Influencer” on #Xitter finally recanted his loyalty to #Tesla when they refused to Lemon Law his #Cybertruck after multiple breakdowns.
Glad this guy finally sees the light, but ho boy, the “it’s …

@carloshr@lile.cl
2024-05-14 14:11:28

Esos #Cybertruck de Tesla son como vehículos futuristas pensados en los años '50. No tengo ninguna duda de que fue idea del mismísimo Elon.

@jrefior@hachyderm.io
2024-04-12 22:34:12

#tesla #truck #cybertruck

@MrBerard@pilote.me
2024-06-07 18:58:32

The Bike Guy cycling with #Earpods in only does it because he can't afford to be the #Cybertruck Bro driving with a #VisionPro

@searchparty@mstdn.social
2024-05-04 15:46:38

„Sieht aus wie irgendwas zwischen Panzer und Müllcontainer.“ Sage ich einfach so und bemerke erst dann den Mann im Tesla-Shirt, der direkt neben mir steht. #CyberTruck #MallOfBerlin

Der Cybertruck, das sehr eckige, silberne E-Auto von Tesla, steht in einem Einkaufszentrum herum und wird von Menschen besichtigt.
@unixorn@hachyderm.io
2024-05-31 13:30:19

#tesla #cybertruck #incel_camino

Screenshot of a bluesky post by @connectpoliticditto.bsky.social with "Whoever said 'you can't polish a turd' was sadly mistaken" as a caption on a picture of a Tesla CyberTruck polished to a mirror finish in front of a house.
@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-06-12 06:20:16

The longer you look at Elon Musk, the worse he looks. Kinda like the Cybertruck, really.
#elonmusk #cybertruck
“Elon Musk has unusual relationships with women at SpaceX, WSJ reports”

@dsc@mastodon.scot
2024-04-06 22:51:27

Our little Mazda5 was very brave next to the ridiculous #tesla #cybertruck kiddie killer phallus extender.

Mazda5 parked next to and dwarfed by a Tesla cyber truck.
@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2024-05-06 20:57:16

I saw a #Tesla #CyberTruck on the road today.
My friend Robert and I drew better vehicles in 1st grade.

@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2024-04-25 18:16:51

Ew, a #WankPanzer just rolled thru our little town. #JustKeepMovingBro #Cybertruck

Meme of a weird monkey puppet with exaggerated features wearing a green turtleneck & blue overalls, set against a forest backdrop, he looks very wary & disapproving & is giving major side-eye
@searchparty@mstdn.social
2024-05-04 15:46:38

„Sieht aus wie irgendwas zwischen Panzer und Müllcontainer.“ Sage ich einfach so und bemerke erst dann den Mann im Tesla-Shirt, der direkt neben mir steht. #CyberTruck #MallOfBerlin

Der Cybertruck, das sehr eckige, silberne E-Auto von Tesla, steht in einem Einkaufszentrum herum und wird von Menschen besichtigt.
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange
2024-04-30 07:02:18

#Cybertruck

@unixorn@hachyderm.io
2024-06-01 18:04:32

OH:
What do you call a group of CyberTrucks?
A recall
#incel_camino #cybertruck #tesla

@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-03-24 22:14:39

So it seems that the #cybertruck’s doors have a propensity to gape open because the screws that hold the door striker to the body are improperly torqued and this chews up the car body so badly that they can no longer be torqued back down.
I love how one xitter user’s suggestion is to use *gaffer tape* to hold the striker in place. I’m sure that works great in a collision, but hey, no panel …

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2024-05-20 22:42:20

My wife: “It’s like Lego gone wrong.”
#cybertruck #Tesla #ElonMusk

Left side of Tesla cybertruck parked at curb in New Hope, PA, USA
@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-05-03 04:05:05
Content warning: idiot almost loses a finger

⚠️DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS⚠️
⚠️GROSS VIDEO ALERT⚠️
This Darwin Award enthusiast claims that a #Tesla #Cybertruck software update will now *not* chop off your finger when it gets stuck between the frunk and the fender. He then attempts to prove it by inserting his finger between the frunk and the fen…

A guy fails to demonstrate that the Cybertruck frunk will NOT crush his finger.
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange
2024-04-23 07:12:43

#Cybertruck

@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-05-26 22:07:43
Content warning: tesla cybertruck, injury

So this guy CUT HIS WRIST on his new #Cybertruck while trying to wipe a smudge out during delivery. He spurted so much blood he had to go to the ER.
I dread the day when a Cybertruck crashes into a pedestrian. It’s literally made out of knife edges.
#tesla

Forum post: “I licked my left thumb, and tried to rub the spot to see if it was actually a divet or just some stray adhesive or something...

OUCH! Crap

I jerked my arm back and the employees chuckled jokingly saying this thing can be dangerous.

I, too, thought it was a little slice like a paper cut...

Until the blood started pouring.

A lot of blood...

HOT MESS

The two employees scrambled and took off to find something to help stop the bleeding.

The puddle of blood was more than twice th…
@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-06-02 20:35:42

Someone is selling a $15k Faraday cage for the #Cybertruck for “doomsday” EMP attacks. 🤣🤣🤣
Literally a tinfoil hat for your douchepanzer.
I guess they figure OTA software updates can wait while they’re protecting you from the zombie apocalypse.
A fool and their money, etc.
#tesla

@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-05-05 06:02:10

Must…resist…making…limerick…
“Cyber Stuck: First Tesla Cybertruck On Nantucket Has A Rough Day”
#tesla #cybertruck #ev #cars

@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-04-19 20:43:52

I’m feeling better and better about this post.
#cybertruck #ev #tesla

@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-05-17 17:09:46

Matt Farrah of The Smoking Tire gave an honest and (therefore) devastatingly negative review of the #Cybertruck. Good on him. Every point he makes is spot-on (except maybe the chuckle-inducing post-Apocalypse truck argument).
#cars