@drahardja@sfba.socialSo this guy CUT HIS WRIST on his new #Cybertruck while trying to wipe a smudge out during delivery. He spurted so much blood he had to go to the ER.
I dread the day when a Cybertruck crashes into a pedestrian. It’s literally made out of knife edges.
#tesla
@BootsChantilly@mstdn.socialEw, a #WankPanzer just rolled thru our little town. #JustKeepMovingBro #Cybertruck
@drahardja@sfba.socialNothing to see here, very normal company things.
#Tesla #cybertruck
“Tesla’s head of Cybertruck manufacturing is out”
@markrsmith@smithtodon.orgMy wife: “It’s like Lego gone wrong.”
#cybertruck #Tesla #ElonMusk
@wraithe@mastodon.socialElon Musk, born on third base, thinks he hit a homer.
H/T to mikeke52 over on BluesSky
#Tesla #CyberTruck #CyberCrash
@ainmosni@berlin.socialThe #cybertruck is one of the best schadenfreude products I've seen in a very long time.
@compfu@mograph.socialThat‘s the real #Cybertruck. Laying those fibre optic cables…
@carloshr@lile.clEsos #Cybertruck de Tesla son como vehículos futuristas pensados en los años '50. No tengo ninguna duda de que fue idea del mismísimo Elon.
@unixorn@hachyderm.io
@searchparty@mstdn.social„Sieht aus wie irgendwas zwischen Panzer und Müllcontainer.“ Sage ich einfach so und bemerke erst dann den Mann im Tesla-Shirt, der direkt neben mir steht. #CyberTruck #MallOfBerlin
@drahardja@sfba.socialThis “Tesla Influencer” on #Xitter finally recanted his loyalty to #Tesla when they refused to Lemon Law his #Cybertruck after multiple breakdowns.
Glad this guy finally sees the light, but ho boy, the “it’s …
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange
@MrBerard@pilote.meThe Bike Guy cycling with #Earpods in only does it because he can't afford to be the #Cybertruck Bro driving with a #VisionPro
@carloshr@lile.clEsos #Cybertruck de Tesla son como vehículos futuristas pensados en los años '50. No tengo ninguna duda de que fue idea del mismísimo Elon.
@drahardja@sfba.socialMatt Farrah of The Smoking Tire gave an honest and (therefore) devastatingly negative review of the #Cybertruck. Good on him. Every point he makes is spot-on (except maybe the chuckle-inducing post-Apocalypse truck argument).
#cars
@searchparty@mstdn.social„Sieht aus wie irgendwas zwischen Panzer und Müllcontainer.“ Sage ich einfach so und bemerke erst dann den Mann im Tesla-Shirt, der direkt neben mir steht. #CyberTruck #MallOfBerlin
@drahardja@sfba.socialSo…can the #Tesla #Cybertruck actually beat a Porsche 911 in the quarter mile WHILE TOWING a Porsche 911, as Elon claimed?
No. No it can’t.
But it CAN keep up with the slowest Porsche 911 to the 8th mile, which is DAMN impressive.
@drahardja@sfba.socialThe longer you look at Elon Musk, the worse he looks. Kinda like the Cybertruck, really.
#elonmusk #cybertruck
“Elon Musk has unusual relationships with women at SpaceX, WSJ reports”
@unixorn@hachyderm.ioOH:
What do you call a group of CyberTrucks?
A recall
#incel_camino #cybertruck #tesla
@markrsmith@smithtodon.orgI saw a #Tesla #CyberTruck on the road today.
My friend Robert and I drew better vehicles in 1st grade.
@drahardja@sfba.social⚠️DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS⚠️
⚠️GROSS VIDEO ALERT⚠️
This Darwin Award enthusiast claims that a #Tesla #Cybertruck software update will now *not* chop off your finger when it gets stuck between the frunk and the fender. He then attempts to prove it by inserting his finger between the frunk and the fen…
@drahardja@sfba.socialSomeone is selling a $15k Faraday cage for the #Cybertruck for “doomsday” EMP attacks. 🤣🤣🤣
Literally a tinfoil hat for your douchepanzer.
I guess they figure OTA software updates can wait while they’re protecting you from the zombie apocalypse.
A fool and their money, etc.
#tesla
@drahardja@sfba.socialMust…resist…making…limerick…
“Cyber Stuck: First Tesla Cybertruck On Nantucket Has A Rough Day”
#tesla #cybertruck #ev #cars
