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So in the legal fight over the cage matches on the White House lawn, parties have filed their briefs.
So it's Boxers vs Briefs
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The 9yo got two slices of penne pizza from the pizza place. When she grabbed the first slice, I told her it was a "take a penne, leave a penne."
She stared at me blankly.
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Kid1: Do you think a daltonian who looks at a map thinks the state's called "ado"?
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