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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-12-04 00:49:02

me: "Oh, you got bok choy? I didn't realize you'd been getting it from the japanese store [around the corner]."
her: "Yeah. Although today they were out, all they had was something called yu choy."
me: "*You* choy? Damn, the political correctness with the pronouns is out of control!"
#DadJokes

Stand-Up Lol GIF by Muppet Wiki
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-12-03 05:00:14
Dad joke What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

#dadjokes
Nobody knows.

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-01-14 17:36:12

– Две лимонади.
– И една лимоняма!
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