@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2026-03-27 05:51:55
Content warning: Which programming language Powered James Bond's gadgets?
QBASIC.
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@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2026-03-27 05:51:55
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2026-03-27 14:34:55
Content warning: A polite virus
RSVP
#WordPlay #DaddyJoke
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2026-03-22 08:45:52
Content warning: A strong critical piece on water
Hydrant.
#DaddyJoke #suchar
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2026-04-20 04:55:10
Content warning: An outmoded spider
Archachnid.
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@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2026-04-20 04:43:43
Content warning: Where do you get drinks in near vacuum?
At a millibar.
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@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2026-03-18 06:05:16
Content warning: How does the LLM bubble affect our sleep?
It's harder to get the RAM phase.
#DaddyJoke
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2026-03-16 06:45:15
Content warning: What capacitors do electric bicycles get?
1 Fahrrad
#DaddyJoke #WordPlay
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2026-03-12 05:29:44
Content warning: I don't get all the hype about getting a human on Mars
I mean, who would want to eat a crushed Mars?
#DaddyJoke
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2026-04-05 05:02:20
Content warning: Why do neoliberals hate Unixes so much?
They're afraid of getting a SIGBUS.
#DaddyJoke #suchar #PublicTransport #neoliberalism