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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-18 14:57:47

An old classic.

A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word 'definitely.' To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. A student in the front raises her hand and says, 'The sky is definitely blue.' The teacher says, 'Well, that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy.' Another student says, 'Grass is definitely green.' The teacher again replies, 'If grass doesn't get enough water, it turns…
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-18 22:34:12

Carroll has 'no hesitation' in defending QB Smith espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/470138

Raiders' Carroll: 'No hesitation' in defending struggling Smith - ESPN
Raiders coach Pete Carroll defended Geno Smith after the quarterback recorded his 13th interception in the team's 33-16 loss to the Cowboys on Monday.

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-11-17 02:00:03

software_dependencies: Software dependencies (2010)
Several networks of software dependencies. Nodes represent libraries and a directed edge denotes a library dependency on another.
This network has 838 nodes and 3088 edges.
Tags: Technological, Software, Unweighted
networks.skewed.de/…

software_dependencies: Software dependencies (2010). 838 nodes, 3088 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/software_dependencies#guava

software_dependencies — Software dependencies (2010)
Several networks of software dependencies. Nodes represent libraries and a directed edge denotes a library dependency on another.

@mlncn@social.coop
2025-12-19 01:30:28

defend612.com has been blocked at the domain name level for me and at least two other people over T-Mobile networks (which includes GoogleFi, MetroPCS, and… wait for it… Trump Mobile). For at least all day today.
Seems unlikely to be a technical problem but instead to be Actual Censorship (unless its not …

Screenshot of a smartphone browser with defend612.com in the address bar and a sketch of a sad piece of paper followed by the text: This site can't be reached. Check if there is a typo in defend612.com DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-19 23:30:59

Trump defends Saudi crown prince while downplaying Khashoggi murder: 'Things happen' (Washington Examiner)
washingtonexaminer.com/news/wh
memeorandum.com/251119/p151#a2

@haayman@todon.nl
2026-01-17 15:29:43

Het blijft irriteren dat er miljoenen beschikbaar zijn voor dit soort knelpunten, maar dat er geen geld is om het fietspad op de spoorbrug (dat onderdeel is van de 'fietssnelweg' Deventer-Apeldoorn) te verbreden
destentor.nl/de…

Blijdschap in Deventer: het Rijk steekt 11 miljoen euro in knelpunt A1
Bijna 11 miljoen euro. Dat bedrag steekt het Rijk in een verkeersknelpunt vlak bij de A1 in Deventer. Op het stadhuis spreken ze van een enorme meevaller. En de regio hoeft met het Haagse geld zelf minder te betalen dan gedacht.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-12-19 09:44:47

Node.js devs, so picture this: you run `npm install` and you get a bunch of packages with audit errors.
The only thing I want to know at that point is what’s the root package that these dependencies belong to? (Running npm audit fix is a last resort as I don’t like it fiddling around with the dependencies of nested packages.)
It’s also not a straightforward thing to do, but it’s nothing jq and a bit of piping can’t fix:
```bash
npm audit --json | jq -r '.vulnerabil…

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-01-19 11:50:40

Chris LaCivita, a Trump campaign manager in 2024, settles his libel lawsuit against The Daily Beast, filed in March 2025; The Beast says he received no payment (Katie Robertson/New York Times)
nytimes.com/2026/01/18/busines

Trump’s Campaign Manager Resolves Daily Beast Defamation Suit
As part of the settlement, The Daily Beast was not required to apologize or issue any payment to Chris LaCivita, who sued the outlet last year.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-18 23:34:23

How Davante Adams broke through in L.A. after failing to do so with Raiders, Jets espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/475917

Davante Adams: There's no place like ... the L.A. Rams - ESPN
Adams said he went into free agency looking for a situation where he could win, now he's just three games away from that goal.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-18 11:06:38

Rams at Seahawks on TNF: NFC West stakes, Davante Adams' status, JSN's record pursuit nytimes.com/athletic/6894693/2

Rams at Seahawks on TNF: NFC West stakes, Davante Adams’ status, JSN’s record pursuit
Here's your "Thursday Night Football" primer. The winner of this game gets pole position in both their division and conference.