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@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 23:11:03

Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief

SCREENSHOT: The GUARDIAN home page 2026.04.06

Middle East crisis live:

Trump says Iran 'can be taken out in one night, and that might be tomorrow night'

President addresses his latest deadline for Tehran to reach a deal of Thursday at 8pm ET in press conference

VIDEO: Trump speaking at The White House "...could be taken out in one night..."

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 23:11:03

Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief