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@PwnieFan@infosec.exchange
2026-03-13 14:43:20

45's ill-considered war in Iran continues to cause problems . . . for everyone. Because he didn't take seriously Iran's asymmetric warfare capabilities, oil prices have spiked. Oil prices spiking makes everything else more expensive. And the administration continues to peddle lies to downplay the situation. On Tuesday, the administration claimed the Navy had successfully escorted an oil tanker through the Strait of Hormuz. This is not true. All of this was entirely predictable i…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 06:58:18

I must go, #Caturday needs me

Video on the cat laying on the floor next to the wall, but because the film perspective is also sideways, the kitty look like it's standing on an edge by a wall. After a bit, the cat turns its head, gets up, and walks away, making it appear as if its walking straight up a walk (as cats have sometimes been known to do)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 03:55:53

Boycott daylight savings by sleeping 20 hours a day
#Caturday

Photo of three kittens sleeping on each other in a circle on a blanket, with each kitty using the next one as a pillow.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-14 12:12:57

:neocat_scream:

Photo of a tiny orange kitten meowing with its eyes closed while it crawls on a human bed. Someone is hungry.. or wants attention.. (or both)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-13 22:24:15

Beware of the Guardian Loafs

Photo of two cats, one tabby and one black, curled up like a loaf of bread while laying on the carpet by some stairs going down. The cats, facing towards each other, invoke the scene from The Neverending Story with those yellow statues that shoot lasers at anyone unworthy. Run Atrayu!!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 13:06:23

Pakidge :3

Photo of an orange cat in a long rectangular box, the exact size of the kitty all stretched out.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-13 13:08:11

What do you mean sleeping and eating are not real hobbies?

Photo of the face of a chunky orange cat looking slightly to the right of the screen while a question mark is above its head.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 11:27:40

Rorschach test — what do you see?

Photo of a cat's laying half under a mirror with its head and part of its back hidden. The legs and tail of the kitty are reflected in the mirror making it look like an alien critter or a tired sleep paralysis demon of sorts. Biblically accurate purring.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-13 11:35:33

Next stop, the Fediverse! :3

Photo of elevators buttons with the third floor button lit up, except there is a colon in front of the 3

:3
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-13 17:18:37

Only the most refined and sophisticated books make it to my coffee table 🧐

Cover image of a book titled Sexy Cats by J.C. Suares showing a white cat laying on some silk while wearing only a fancy hat and a pearl necklace.