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@PwnieFan@infosec.exchange
2026-02-04 16:40:26

In this administration, the real message isn't what the administration says. The real message is what the administration wants you to think. nytimes.com/2026/02/03/us/poli

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 08:55:06

Fluffer Overflow

A photo of the fluffiest cat I have EVER seen laying on the kitchen floor while looking at the viewer.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 03:35:57

It has no mouth, but it must scream

Video of someone draining the oil from a large machine. While they do so the drainage screw makes a sound while blowing bubbles. The mechanic stops then starts again which make the drainage hole make a screaming sound.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-05 10:23:01

Spready toes!

Photo of just some back cat feet with the toes all spread out and stretching. Bet that feels good when you're a kitty!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-04 08:49:03

Movie genre(s): Action, Suspense

Slow motion video of a vet technician trying to put some medicine in a kittens ear, when another kitty, who was on her shoulder and playing with the tech's hair, almost falls off. Luckily, the little kitty grabs the tech's hair and hangs on dramatically. The tech, after looking of over at the kitten's predicament, rescues the rascal while smiling. The dramatic music playing fits the mood perfectly (for the kitty)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-05 06:35:19

Stay warm out there 🧣

Photo of a fluffy cat being held while it wears a tiny, red winter poof ball hat made of yarn.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 08:59:45

Tired but your housemate is in the way? No problem!
Just use them as a pillow.

Photo of two cats on a blanket on top of a chair near a table. One cat is sitting while looking at the viewer, while the other is laying down like a loaf of bread and using the first cat as a pillow. Face smushing? The sleepy doesn't care.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 21:18:12

According to my fact-based feelings, cats count in hexadecimal
🐾
🐾

Photo of Uni, the munchkin tuxedo cat, standing on a glass table while looking down. All sixteen of his pink and black toe beans are visible, which proves cats use based 16 for counting!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 18:43:42

“How does she keep getting in the building?!”
🎨by pizzacakecomic

Four panel comic by pizzacakecomic. First panel shows an ad cover with a sexy, shirtless, anthropomorphic cat with abs giving bedroom eyes at the viewer Temptations Beefy flavour! treat for cats Second panel has the artist, pizzacake, sitting next to a business executive with a cocerned look on his face, while she says, "As you can see, I made the mascot 200% sexier" Third panel she continues, "Because sex sells, and people want sexy cats." Last panel the executive tells her, "You're fired…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-05 12:08:52

Did you know you can just make clothes for cats?
(Just look how happy they are!)

Photo of a cat loafing on a bed while wearing a white crocheted/knitted hat.