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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 16:20:02

Jabba the Gut
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@phpmacher@sueden.social
2026-05-12 14:16:48
Content warning: Job

Ach? Sind wir jetzt wirklich so weit, dass LOC-by-AI als KPI nach oben gemeldet werden muss?
Seriously?
#ai #job #FU

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-04-13 20:12:05

Ich wusste gar nicht, dass „Eishockeyfans“ sowas machen. Dachte, das gäbe es nur im #Fußball.
Okay, ich verfolge die Sportart auch nicht.
deutschla…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 19:20:06

Chump in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 17:20:08

Don Whoreleon
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@anneroth@systemli.social
2026-05-09 08:48:16

Und wieder nur ein Pflaster gegen Gewalt an Frauen.
„Die #Fußfessel alleine wird in Deutschland überbewertet.
Wenn wir uns das Spanische Modell genauer anschauen, sehen wir, dass es einen ganzheitlichen Ansatz verfolgt. Eben so, wie in der Istanbul-Konvention vorgeschrieben.
In Spanien wurde nicht nur die elektronische Fußfessel eingeführt, sondern es gibt auch spezialis…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 01:20:11

Julius Cheeser
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@Speckdaene@nrw.social
2026-05-15 12:55:30

#Amerika21 Do, 21.05.2026 - 19:30 | 20357 #Hamburg: #Fußball-WM in #Mexiko
Enteignung, Ausgrenzung und (Ver)Schw…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-16 22:20:05

Limburger in Chief
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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-06 19:29:31

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Fu Manchu:
🎵 Separate Kingdom
#FuManchu
open.spotify.com/track/35vohZI

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 18:38:20

Keep the pressure on. When we complain, push back, reject, and just say no to companies, orgs, projects, from doing AI related things, it gives them pause... they need to determine if they are alienating enough of their users, customers, audience to have an effect.
If there is a announcement about some AI thing, let them know you hate it.
#NoAI

@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2026-04-30 07:20:38

ich mag es ja sehr, wenn sich #sprachwissenschaft mit lebensnahen themen beschäftigt. grad lag in unserer germanistik-bibliothek ein auch #openaccess erschienener band zur diskursmorphologie auf meinem schreibtisch, in dem es auch was zur

@j_honegger@swiss.social
2026-02-26 08:01:49

From ⁨⁨⁨⁨⁨#AnnafromUkraine⁩⁩⁩⁩⁩ @AnnafromUkraine@youtube.com
🧵 👇
RUSSIA COLLAPSE: PUTIN’S BIGGEST FAILURE Vlog 1330: War in Ukraine
00:00 – I asked my friends and prominent pro-Ukraine YouTubers just one question: after four years of #Russia’s

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-03-30 20:22:48

Norwegen führt #Tempo-30 als Standard in Ortschaften ein.
Kommunen sollen sich stärker an #Fußgängern und #Radfahrenden orientieren. Höhere Geschwindigkeiten wie 40 oder 50 km h mü…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 15:20:07

Scammy Davis Jr.
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 08:20:07

Hair Force One
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-12 11:20:06

Cheeto Benito
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@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-04 08:04:30

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
Funkadelic:
🎵 One Nation Under A Groove
#Funkadelic
opaledit.bandcamp.com/track/fu
open.spotify.com/track/3o8x2Tn

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-10 01:20:07

Donny McLiarface
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-09 14:20:08

The Kompromat Kid
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-09 15:20:06

Admiral Ipecac
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-09 17:20:06

Orange Krampus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-08 19:20:05

Ancient Orange
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:20:07

Tangerine Taint Waffle
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-06 15:20:07

Bragger Vance
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-06 17:20:05

Grapefruit Genghis Khan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-07 08:20:09

Mar-a-Lardass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 13:20:07

Commander-in-thief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-05 01:20:07

Chump in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 04:20:07

Donny Dumpy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 09:20:07

El Pork-Choppo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 23:20:07

Donnie Deathcount
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 08:20:06

Abominable Showman
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 08:20:06

Ginger-Faced Snowflake
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 04:20:05

Donny Dumpy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-28 20:20:06

Daddy Dumpy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-28 19:20:06

Uncle Touch Too Much
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-26 13:20:05

Fattyshack
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-28 01:20:07

Sir Lies-a-lot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 06:20:06

Our Fondling Father
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 22:20:09

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 04:20:07

Darth Tax Evader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-22 20:20:06

Nectarine N*zi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-22 06:20:03

Cheeto Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 21:20:06

Narcoleptic Napoleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 01:20:06

President Dumpster
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 20:20:06

Dozin' Donnie
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 13:20:08

Pee-resident Dump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 11:20:03

Con Juan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 01:20:06

Admiral Ipecac
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 14:20:06

El Cheeto Loco
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 21:20:07

Grapefruit Genghis Khan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 01:20:05

Nostra-dumbass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 10:20:05

Donye West
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 10:20:07

Terracotta Toddler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 12:20:07

Covidiot in Chief
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