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@anneroth@systemli.social
2026-05-09 08:48:16

Und wieder nur ein Pflaster gegen Gewalt an Frauen.
„Die #Fußfessel alleine wird in Deutschland überbewertet.
Wenn wir uns das Spanische Modell genauer anschauen, sehen wir, dass es einen ganzheitlichen Ansatz verfolgt. Eben so, wie in der Istanbul-Konvention vorgeschrieben.
In Spanien wurde nicht nur die elektronische Fußfessel eingeführt, sondern es gibt auch spezialis…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-10 10:20:03

Apricot Adolph
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-09 12:20:03

Hairpiece Himmler
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@beoz@det.social
2026-06-07 18:28:18

#FußballWM2026
Embolo heisst zum zweiten Vornamen Donald und hatte trotzdem Mühe mit der Einreise.
Christian Fassnacht wurde 1993 geboren, am 11.11 :-)
Tausende Reporter berichten im Vorfeld über das Grossereignis, aber die wirklich wichtigen Fakten gibts auf Mastodon. (Edit: Im Fediverse natürlich...)

@ebinger@bildung.social
2026-06-07 14:08:15

Leider sind die KGR Kicker beim Benefizturnier zur Finanzierung der Jugendreferentenstelle auf dem letzten Platz gelandet. Hat aber trotzdem mega Spaß gemacht.
Danke an den TV Kemnat dass wir den Platz nutzen durften!
#WM #Fußball

Unser Team
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-10 01:20:07

Donny McLiarface
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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-06 19:29:31

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Fu Manchu:
🎵 Separate Kingdom
#FuManchu
open.spotify.com/track/35vohZI

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-09 14:20:08

The Kompromat Kid
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@beoz@det.social
2026-06-07 18:28:18

#FußballWM2026
Embolo heisst zum zweiten Vornamen Donald und hatte trotzdem Mühe mit der Einreise.
Christian Fassnacht wurde 1993 geboren, am 11.11 :-)
Tausende Reporter berichten im Vorfeld über das Grossereignis, aber die wirklich wichtigen Fakten gibts auf Mastodon. (Edit: Im Fediverse natürlich...)

@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-06-04 07:51:03

Die Optionen gegen FIFAs Macht laut Martin Krauss in den Blättern: 1) Staatsanwälte (chancenlos). 2) Die UNO (überfordert). 3) Super-League-Aufstand der Topclubs. 4) Die Erinnerung an eine von Millionen getragene Arbeiterfußballbewegung. Option 4 ist die schönste — und leider auch die theoretischste. #FIFA #Fußball

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-09 15:20:06

Admiral Ipecac
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@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 18:38:20

Keep the pressure on. When we complain, push back, reject, and just say no to companies, orgs, projects, from doing AI related things, it gives them pause... they need to determine if they are alienating enough of their users, customers, audience to have an effect.
If there is a announcement about some AI thing, let them know you hate it.
#NoAI

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-03-30 20:22:48

Norwegen führt #Tempo-30 als Standard in Ortschaften ein.
Kommunen sollen sich stärker an #Fußgängern und #Radfahrenden orientieren. Höhere Geschwindigkeiten wie 40 oder 50 km h mü…

@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2026-04-30 07:20:38

ich mag es ja sehr, wenn sich #sprachwissenschaft mit lebensnahen themen beschäftigt. grad lag in unserer germanistik-bibliothek ein auch #openaccess erschienener band zur diskursmorphologie auf meinem schreibtisch, in dem es auch was zur

@phpmacher@sueden.social
2026-05-12 14:16:48
Content warning: Job

Ach? Sind wir jetzt wirklich so weit, dass LOC-by-AI als KPI nach oben gemeldet werden muss?
Seriously?
#ai #job #FU

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-08 04:20:03

Tang the Merciless
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-07 01:20:03

Phony Soprano
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-07 08:20:09

Mar-a-Lardass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:20:07

Tangerine Taint Waffle
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@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-04-13 20:12:05

Ich wusste gar nicht, dass „Eishockeyfans“ sowas machen. Dachte, das gäbe es nur im #Fußball.
Okay, ich verfolge die Sportart auch nicht.
deutschla…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-06 15:20:03

Covidiot in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-06 15:20:07

Bragger Vance
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-06 17:20:05

Grapefruit Genghis Khan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-05 01:20:07

Chump in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 13:20:07

Commander-in-thief
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@Speckdaene@nrw.social
2026-05-15 12:55:30

#Amerika21 Do, 21.05.2026 - 19:30 | 20357 #Hamburg: #Fußball-WM in #Mexiko
Enteignung, Ausgrenzung und (Ver)Schw…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 04:20:07

Donny Dumpy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-01 22:20:02

Nostra-dumbass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-02 06:20:04

Colonnade Crapper
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 09:20:07

El Pork-Choppo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-01 19:20:03

Patient Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-01 08:20:03

Count of Mostly Crisco
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 23:20:07

Donnie Deathcount
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 08:20:06

Abominable Showman
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 08:20:06

Ginger-Faced Snowflake
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 04:20:05

Donny Dumpy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-28 20:20:06

Daddy Dumpy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 21:20:06

Narcoleptic Napoleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-29 17:45:04

Pillar Pooper
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-28 19:20:06

Uncle Touch Too Much
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-28 01:20:07

Sir Lies-a-lot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 06:20:06

Our Fondling Father
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 11:20:04

Schmuck Š l'Orange
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 04:20:07

Darth Tax Evader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 09:20:03

Napoleon Bonaspur
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 01:20:06

President Dumpster
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 20:20:06

Dozin' Donnie
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 01:20:06

Admiral Ipecac
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 13:20:08

Pee-resident Dump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 14:20:06

El Cheeto Loco
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 21:20:07

Grapefruit Genghis Khan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 01:20:05

Nostra-dumbass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 10:20:05

Donye West
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 10:20:07

Terracotta Toddler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 12:20:07

Covidiot in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 17:20:08

Don Whoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 01:20:11

Julius Cheeser
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-16 22:20:05

Limburger in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 16:20:02

Jabba the Gut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 19:20:06

Chump in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 08:20:07

Hair Force One
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 15:20:07

Scammy Davis Jr.
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-12 11:20:06

Cheeto Benito
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