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@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-09-18 21:15:10

We've reached the "your contribution wasn't significant enough to earn the additional characters required to spell out your name" stage of capitalism.
#ScottHumor #Videogames #FamilyLifeVideogame

This is a screenshot from the web game "Family Life" by Supersonic. Due to circumstances, I had an exceptionally large number of deaths in the family this update. The popup shows the faces of the 5 deceased family members, but Instead of listing all the names individually, the game took the short cut with the message "Vaugh, Kyle, and a few other elderly people passed away because they were too old."

Sorry Briella, Grace, and Beatrice, but you shouldn't have died poor if you wanted to be remem…