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@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2025-06-15 18:39:36

I don’t have a father. My adoptive father was an abuser (physical, emotional, & sexual) who croaked more than a decade ago, & my bio father passed away at age 59 (before I identified him, sadly). But Mr. Boots is a father AND a dad, so let’s all wish him a very happy #FathersDay —I’m gonna cook him a delicious steak & baked potato dinner! 🥰

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-06-15 21:55:18

Father's day was a good reminder that the most important people in my life are my partner and my kids. My partner and I are doing a sugar fast next week, so I'm gonna throw on a dopamine fast as well.
See y'all next week. (Keep me honest ;)
Happy #FathersDay to all who celebrate.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-15 15:08:05

My favorite breakfast place (Jagged Fork in #GrossePointe) is apparently a favorite amongst Dads. Halfway through a DoorDash order, we got a notice that they were closed to online orders due to volume.
I was really looking forward to their new Birria Breakfast Burrito. :(
#FathersDay

@laimis@mstdn.social
2025-06-16 02:18:48

I had a nice day reading by the pool while the kids played with my wife. Then watched some #F1 . Overall a perfect #FathersDay . If not counting for all the nonsense that's going on in the world today........

@brentsleeper@sfba.social
2025-06-15 18:57:14

Why the judgey face, #Connections? I’ll spend my #FathersDay the way I like, thank you very much.

Screenshot of the New York Times’ “Connections” word puzzle published June15, 2025. In the 4×4 grid of sixteen words, the words “father,” smoking,” “nudity,” and “curses” have been highlighted.
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-15 17:04:26

something a little special for the fathers 💙| ​⁠@yeticoolers #DallasCowboys #NFL #FathersDay

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 02:00:59

Comedian Max Amini does the BEST Father's Day comedy bit ever. My fellow Asians, you'll relate... trust me. 😜
#maxamini #humor #comedy

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-06-15 03:25:28

One of the happiest periods of my life has been taking parental/paternal leave when my son was born and I had our three year-old daughter.
If you have the opportunity to do this, do it. If you have the ability to advocate for your workplace to have this, do it.
#dads #fathersday #parentalLeave #workerRights
mas.to/@newz/11468522917860996

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2025-06-15 20:13:34

Joyce asked me, "Aren't there 4 terrible things in Japan, 'Kaminari' being one of them?" I counted for him: "Jishin (earthquake), kaminari (thunder), kaji (fire), oyaji (paternity)." and he laughed.
— Takaoki Katta, 1926
#fathersday #jamesjoyce #finneganswake #oyaji

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-15 14:19:11

"shoutout to the dads 🫡​⁠@Nuna-Baby | #dallascowboys #nfl #fathersday #dads