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@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-10-23 09:48:03

#TGIQF: Das Quiz rund um Flugautos
Elon Musk zeigte jüngst einen Roadster, der für wenige Sekunden abheben konnte. Wir zeigen ein Quiz um echte und fiktive Flugautos. Knobeln Sie mit!

@trochee@dair-community.social
2026-10-22 03:23:49

I just walked past a bus stop.
There is a guy strutting around in front of it in a sea captain's hat ⚓ with all his worldly belongings in a bag on the bench.
He has a lot to say (singing, in a nasal falsetto):
What do you mean 🎵
The brains of a pigeon 🎵
Highly intelligent 🎵
The brains of 🎵
Highly intelligent people 🎵
The brains of a 🎵 piiigeoon🎵
I have fallen into a gritty live-action remake of DON'T LET THE PIGEON DRIVE THE BUS

@kurt@nelson.fun
2026-09-23 18:56:16

Do I want to know why there are multiple big long haired white men with thin blue line shirts on this flight in first class with me?

@ruario@vivaldi.net
2026-10-18 15:03:15

@… Flextel being flextel.com/. Their website is clunky as hell but I have also had an account with them for well over 20 years, so I am with them now mainly as I know how ev…

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-10-21 11:15:17

This article is very interesting generally, but I have discovered there is such a job as a CHEESE SCIENTIST! Hard to choose between that, a butter sommelier or plotting where WWII bombs fell. There are some fascinating jobs out there.
Veggie Thursdays and vegan surprises! How Ghent became a plant-based paradise | Food | The Guardian

@der_raddler@dresden.network
2026-10-16 08:00:39

Ich mag die Farbe Lila nicht. Für mich ist die schlimmer als Rot und Blau zusammen!
#flachwitzfreitag

@ripienaar@devco.social
2026-10-19 03:39:26

Past me really was an asshole with this 7am flight.
Heading to London for 9ish days because of course dual nationals aren’t allowed to use the 1 day passport service anymore like other citizens.
Classic UK.

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2026-10-17 14:18:02

Apropos Recht und Gesetz: wir haben keine gesetzliche Regelung, die einen Innenminister (die Exekutive) zwingt, jemanden aus dem Land zu werfen¹. Jede Abschiebung ist eine Entscheidung. Ob ein Asylgrund oder Schutz nach Flüchtlings­konvention vorliegt ist eine rechtliche Frage. Ob jemand abgeschoben wird, folgt daraus nicht zwingend.
Wer also in ein Kriegsgebiet oder nach Afghanistan etc abschiebt, ist damit zumindest moralisch verantwortlich, und kann sich nicht hinter Paragraphen zur…

@der_raddler@dresden.network
2026-10-16 06:00:04

Ich glaube, ich dreh durch!
Oscar, 26, Kameramann, macht heute keine Pause.
#flachwitzfreitag

@ruario@vivaldi.net
2026-10-18 14:59:40

@… I used to have a whole bunch but that was before there were ongoing costs involved. Now I have 5. My real number and four others provided by flextel. Some of this is about maintaining 'precense' in the UK, some for specific purposes.
Others about protecting my real number. For example, for extended family related reasons I have to maintain a Wh…