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@crell@phpc.social
2025-06-24 15:13:24

This would make the bible more entertaining...
(Reply with your favorite #FloridaManBible stories and tag!)

A screencap from social media. The original post: "My kid just said a lot of Bible stories could double as Florida Man headlines. We have been laying here thinking of the best. It's hilarious. So far the best was "Florida man threatened to cut baby in half to stop two women from bickering." Two replies: "Florida man finds out wife is pregnant. She claims the father is God." "It really works. "Florida man summons bears to maul children who teased him for being bald."