Tootfinder

#ForestryEngland leap into action after the disastrous* wildfire in the New Forest by, er, asking campsite operators to ban portable barbeques. Horse, stable door. Stable door, horse. Oh wait, where did he go?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cmq56755ve09t?post=asset:34e2147e-ba7d-487f-ab5b-dec981161f14#post
* Disastrous in terms of rare wildlife habitat and indeed the flora and fauna itself, relative to the past few thousand years, but of course in a few short years the criteria for disaster will be ratcheted up a few notches. No-one was even hurt, for instance, as far as I know, let alone killed. Living in another Forestry England area makes me a bit pessimistic about the future.