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@keithjgrant@front-end.social
2026-08-02 01:00:08

My parents’ neighborhood is on fire and power has been cut to half of the city. This is bad :(

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-10-31 10:42:25

Raiders’ Kirk Cousins Leads From the Front With Detailed Approach si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-ve

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-11-01 00:40:23

Kid2's candy haul: 2.5kg.
I'm sure Kid1, who's off with friends so we don't have any data, got more.

@dariaphoebe@mindly.social
2026-09-01 13:22:06

Friend came into town yesterday so we had drinks late. Started today with a blood day and it’s also mammogram day, but for now, oatmeal with ground cherries, egg bacon tea coffee. #TogetherBreakfast photos.app.goo.gl/2EA7Ffnggh7d

@heronheart@vivaldi.social
2026-10-01 16:41:34

The Mice are Probing the Houses Defenses
I awoke in the middle of the night to the sound of the cat thundering accross the floor. I assumed he had a case of the zoomies. Next morning I found a dead mouse in front of the bedroom door. "Good Kitty". "Mighty Hunter". Tossed the corpse outside as a warning to all it's relatives. It usually works better if I can get the mouse away from the cat while the mouse is still alive to tell all it's friends and relatives …

@newstik@social.heise.de
2026-10-31 07:09:27

My friend Trevor was driving on #SaltSpring Island, years ago, when his motorbike broke down. So he decides to #hitchhike into town. A pickup stops for him, Trevor geys in and the driver asks: "To town?"
My friend responds: "Make it so!"
The pickup driver was

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-10-31 20:01:15

"'Stiff upper lip, friend.'
'That's how I smile,' I said."
#anightinthelonesomeoctober

@soundclamp@mastodon.xyz
2026-10-31 19:54:37

#Halloween Minimalism vs. Maximalism.

Pretty typical, bland 21st century “modern” house with a huge blow-up pumpkin in the front yard.
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-31 10:40:57

“I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. PS. I stole all the furniture.”
tomshardware.com/tech-industry

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-10-31 08:14:34

My cat and I having a silent autumn moment this morning.
#fensterfreitag #caturday #silentsunday

A view from an old wooden-framed window looking out through a fine mesh screen (such as an insect or shading net) toward a light-colored building courtyard with climbing green vines and foliage.
A dark-furred cat sits on the windowsill gazing wistfully outside at the view from an old wooden-framed window looking out through a fine mesh screen toward a light-colored building courtyard with climbing green vines and foliage.