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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-10-31 10:42:25

Raiders’ Kirk Cousins Leads From the Front With Detailed Approach si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-ve

@newstik@social.heise.de
2026-10-31 07:09:27

My friend Trevor was driving on #SaltSpring Island, years ago, when his motorbike broke down. So he decides to #hitchhike into town. A pickup stops for him, Trevor geys in and the driver asks: "To town?"
My friend responds: "Make it so!"
The pickup driver was

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-31 10:40:57

“I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. PS. I stole all the furniture.”
tomshardware.com/tech-industry

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-10-31 08:14:34

My cat and I having a silent autumn moment this morning.
#fensterfreitag #caturday #silentsunday

A view from an old wooden-framed window looking out through a fine mesh screen (such as an insect or shading net) toward a light-colored building courtyard with climbing green vines and foliage.
A dark-furred cat sits on the windowsill gazing wistfully outside at the view from an old wooden-framed window looking out through a fine mesh screen toward a light-colored building courtyard with climbing green vines and foliage.

The Trump administration’s extraordinary attempt to cast doubt on the midterm elections,
discount some ballots
and prevent the finalization of results
is entering a frenetic new phase.

The litigation strategy has failed so far,
but appears designed to give the Justice Department more time to contest results after the election.

Trump, worried about a Democratic takeover of Congress and a third impeachment,
has tilted the Justice Department away from…

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-11-01 00:40:23

Kid2's candy haul: 2.5kg.
I'm sure Kid1, who's off with friends so we don't have any data, got more.

@dariaphoebe@mindly.social
2026-09-01 13:22:06

Friend came into town yesterday so we had drinks late. Started today with a blood day and it’s also mammogram day, but for now, oatmeal with ground cherries, egg bacon tea coffee. #TogetherBreakfast photos.app.goo.gl/2EA7Ffnggh7d

@heronheart@vivaldi.social
2026-10-01 16:41:34

The Mice are Probing the Houses Defenses
I awoke in the middle of the night to the sound of the cat thundering accross the floor. I assumed he had a case of the zoomies. Next morning I found a dead mouse in front of the bedroom door. "Good Kitty". "Mighty Hunter". Tossed the corpse outside as a warning to all it's relatives. It usually works better if I can get the mouse away from the cat while the mouse is still alive to tell all it's friends and relatives …

@CerstinMahlow@mastodon.acm.org
2026-10-30 20:34:44

I head the CAS Texten at ZHAW. Yesterday we awarded the certificates and celebrated. It’s not unusual, that some participants become friends or start doing business together somehow. It’s also not unusual that people have a different job in the end. But the last cohort was special:
2 out of 11 lost their job, 1 quit, another is thinking about quitting
#AcademicChatter

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-10-31 20:01:15

"'Stiff upper lip, friend.'
'That's how I smile,' I said."
#anightinthelonesomeoctober