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@fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-06-28 03:42:08

The government should seize all parking lots. #FuckCars
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David Zipper (@davidzipper@mastodon.social)
Attached: 1 image Renowned historian Gordon Wood was walking across a supermarket parking lot when a car driver struck and killed him. The federal gov claims such crashes aren't traffic fatalities b/c parking lots are private property. As a result, they're uncounted and often ignored. Me, in Bloomberg. Gift link: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-25/parking-lots-and-driveways-are-america-s-auto-safety-blind-spot?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJT…

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-06-26 09:56:58

Ban cars.
#FuckCars

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-15 18:30:49

lol, #FuckCars and the highly entitled morons who drive them. gothamist.com/news/bikes-get-a

“This is a highly populated area so if I need to get coffee or something like that, I can't just park somewhere,” he said. “If I could just go in real quick, three to five minutes to get something, that'd be fine.” During the five minutes he parked in the bike lane a father and a small child on bikes swerved into a lane of traffic to go around his Jeep.
@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-07-20 19:48:56

Alright, I fucking wrote the first draft. Now I'm tired.
Something something #FuckCars
hexmhell.writeas.com/transitli
Edit: also the usual. Editing is welcome, feedback, fact checks, typo call-outs, are all greatly appreciated.