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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-15 18:30:49

lol, #FuckCars and the highly entitled morons who drive them. gothamist.com/news/bikes-get-a

“This is a highly populated area so if I need to get coffee or something like that, I can't just park somewhere,” he said. “If I could just go in real quick, three to five minutes to get something, that'd be fine.” During the five minutes he parked in the bike lane a father and a small child on bikes swerved into a lane of traffic to go around his Jeep.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-02 02:01:58

Uggh, #FuckCars fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social)
Honestly one of the funniest people in the world. Injuries “serious but not life-threatening.” Good vibes his way. https://www.wcvb.com/article/eugene-mirman-new-hampshire-crash-bobs-burgers/70911014

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-26 22:31:49

This #CalvinAndHobbes comic was published by Watterson in 1993. I've inflation-adjusted it for 2026.
#BanCars #FuckCars

The middle panel of a Calvin & Hobbes strip, where Calvin stares at his dad while his dad (who is wearing bike shorts and a bike helmet, standing next to a bicycle) yells angrily, "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road too, you noisy polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eighteen bucks a gallon!" The comic originally said "eight", but that's been replaced with "eighteen".